"Stuff her stocking" clap, clap, clap-clap-clap, "stuff her stocking" clap, clap, clap-clap-clap.

TNA rules!

Edit: I know it's gone around the net, but just in case someone hasn't seen it...

Stupid Backyard Rastlin' Tools
Look, I'm all for doing random shit just for shits and giggles, but man...wtf is wrong with kids these days? Seriously, gah. The link is safe, it's just stupid.

Grrr. How stupid do you have to be to agree to take an air raid crush off a freakin' roof. Yeah, you look real hardcore rolling around on the ground crying like little girls. Idiots.

Man I hate backyarders.

Also, you may have read some of these before, but I think they're worth reading - courtesy of the Wrestlecrap forums, I humbly bring you various Samoa Joe facts:

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Samoa Joe.

-A blind man once stepped on Samoa Joe's shoe. Joe replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Samoa Joe, bitch!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal enzuigiri delivered by Samoa Joe.

-When Samoa Joe sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a video of his match with Kenta Kobashi. Samoa Joe has not had to pay taxes ever.

-Samoa Joe once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Samoa Joe and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

-Samoa Joe is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian!

-Someone once tried to tell Samoa Joe that Ole kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

-If you look in a mirror and say "Joe" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Samoa Joe without buying a ticket.

-The quickest way to a Low-Ki's heart is with Samoa Joe's fist.

-When Samoa Joe's shit hits the fan, the fan breaks.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Samoa Joe allows to live.

-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Samoa Joe could use to kill you, including the room itself.

-Samoa Joe can divide by zero.

-You are what you eat. That is why Samoa Joe's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

-The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Samoa Joe has been there, in which case the grass is probrably soaked with blood and tears.

-The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Samoa Joe punched himself in the face.

-Samoa Joe invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Colt Cabana invented pink.

-The last man who made eye contact with Samoa Joe was Ray Charles.

-Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Samoa Joe.

-5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Samoa Joe.

-When creating the alphabet, Samoa Joe placed the letters J, O, and E in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.

-Samoa Joe coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

-Samoa Joe was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Samoa Joe was walking at the time.

-Samoa Joe puts the laughter in manslaughter.

-There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Samoa Joe is going to walk.

-Samoa Joe does not hunt because the word "hunting" infers the possibility of failure. Samoa Joe goes killing.

-Samoa Joe doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-When Samoa Joe was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Samoa Joe!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

-Danny Devito was at one point seven feet tall. Samoa Joe at one point hit Danny Devito with the Muscle Buster. You do the math.

-On the 7th day, God rested... On the 8th, he created Samoa Joe... On the 9th, he tapped to the Kokina Clutch...

-Jimmy Hoffa once called Samoa Joe "Samoa Jack". I think you know where this story ends.

-Samoa Joe is actually 2,234 years old. The Grim Reaper stopped trying at year 135 out of fear.

I thought some of them were pretty good.

Eh... I do acknowledge that Samoa Joe is one of TNA's better stars, but I have to say he's rather wreckless in the ring. I know a "real" injury may look like fun, but there's always the chance it could lead to something much worse for the guy on the receiving end. Goldberg is blamed for ending Bret Hart's career at times... and yet guys like this get praised, just sort of strange to me.

Anyway, who have you guys created on Smackdown vs. RAW 2006 so far (assuming you have it, of course). I've created 14 so far... mostly just my own personal favourites and a few people on the WWE roster that weren't included in the game. I'm getting to the point where I am torn on what to do with my remaining 16 slots... also, I heard you can load CAWs into the game from other memory cards; is that true? If so, can they compete against the people from my first memory card if they are also loaded? Sort of confusing.

I created broccoli man version 2, Tampon Queen, Ronald McDonald, Jesus, Bob Saget and Beaner McBean. I would've created alot more but my PS2 stopped working

All of the recent stuff was erased during the site's malfunction, unfortunately. :(

Anyway, I've made a few more people since I posted my list last time: Vampiro, Gangrel, Lashley, Mercury & Nitro, Goldust, Goldberg, Kid Kash, all Mexicools, Ken Kennedy, Kaz Hayashi, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Boogeyman, Murdoch, Val Venis, Shark Boy, Ultimo Dragon, Paul Burchill. So twenty-one in all so far. I'm debating on how to use my 9 remaining slots because I don't have my second memory card yet. Most of the WWE roster people I haven't created either suck or I'm just indifferent on. The only remaining person on the active roster I may create for now is Nunzio unless anyone has suggestions.

lol I guess you didn't read my spoiler..............

Seeing as how his contract ends in 2006, at least WWE is kind enough to let his final run with 'em be against the World champ

Monday was my first time going to a wrestling show. I had a good time.

AH! The RAW episode with the triple threat no dq submission wwe title match with Cena, Angle and Masters aired in Portugal recently...Oh that was HILARIOUS shit, Cena may have gotten the ridiculous win again, but he got his ass booed so much, the match was worth it. I love it when Cena gets booed, it's like getting sugar pumped into my veigns.

Also, in case anyone didn't notice, they are using 'WWF' again. They had the old WWF logo on Smackdown on Friday night, and on Monday you heard Vince say WWF. I can only speculate, given the trademark they just filed for WWF again, that they are allowed to use WWF when referring to specific items.



Lastly, I got Smackdown vs Raw 06, and I will gladly kill any of you. Does anyone know how to get Jake the Snake without a PSP? The 'draft him in GM Mode' thing is fake (so I hear). Anyone know if a GameShark or ProActionReplay might work? I want Jake the Snake.

Once I finish a few CAW's I'm working on and season mode, I'll gladly show you the awesomeness of my...


Yes, I finally made him.

And I'll also crush you with...


*evil laugh of a old school kung fu movie villain*

Best for you to say your prayers before I get online. I'll also bring my Great Muta.


Ghostdragon

I have to tell you I'd never seen such a crappy submission move make someone tap out so quickly. I honestly don't see someone Master's size tapping out to that in 6 seconds but I suppose that's the fun of it.

Okey, so I missed last Mondays Raw as I was helping a relative with their comp. I realy don't give a shit about WWE/F anymore, and Raw for sure. However, I'm sitting there, reading the results and I have a question, seriously...was las mondays Raw actually that bad?

I'm sitting there, reading some realy, realy shity match reviews, Vince "kicking it up a notch" with his jr. high, prepubescent jokes, a lesbian angle, then Kurt starts spewing randomness about the war and troops...again.

It sounded realy lame, and the prime reasone why my support of WWE is very slim. I'm debating whether or not to download the show, when I could infact download lesbian porn. Bondage and femdom/femdom with dildo drills is a little better than that shitty viney "made for tv" crap he likes to show, instead of the wrestling show I "expect" to see.

The only thing that WWE mildly intriuges me with is lashley, Kennedy and Sheltons "momma" angle and only a hand full of wrestlers tha I enjoy.. Man I feel bad always shitting on WWE, and it's always the same shit. Bleh.....

HAHAHAHAHAHA dude kamala has an album out. go here and go to photo page. It sounds funny though cause its countryish.

I thought RAW was actually pretty good... there were a number of good matches. It starts off with HBK vs. Snitsky... and I know you're probably thinking bad things since Snitsky is involved, but I have to say that this was without a doubt the best I've seen from him. HBK carried him mostly, but he performed well enough to keep up.

Another surprisingly good match was Cena vs. Shelton. This match was good because it didn't go the way I expected it to, and the crowd was really into this match. There was a very loud dueling "Let's go Cena!" and "Let's go Shelton!" chant throughout almost all the match. (The Cena cheers were high pitched... while Shelton's chant was deep voiced.. take that for what it's worth). Shelton reversed the F-U... Cena sold the reversal pretty well, good expression. Shelton made this match worth watching obviously, but seeing the crowd cheer on a guy who sometimes draws dead silence was quite funny considering Cena is supposed to be the biggest face. This is the same Shelton Benjamin that wasn't cheered for at all in his qualifying match while the crowd was rooting on Carlito.

Chris Masters vs. Chavo was also a good match. Masters has improved quite a bit in the ring this year. He definitely has a big future in the WWE.


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A little note... Charlie Haas and Chuck Palumbo are returning to WWE. The WWE never fails to confuse me... they released these guys not too long ago and now they're coming back again. They are great in ring workers though, so I can't complain with the decision.

What happened on Raw I coudnt find results anywhere.

They just had a bunch of matches to see who would come out last in the elimination chamber. Most of the matches were stupid...

HBK vs Snitsky (decent match considering both participants HBK wins in a little under 6 minutes)
Masters vs Chavo (Funny match...Masters couldn't get the masterlock on Chavo)
Carlito vs Victoria (Kinda funny but dumb...HBK faces a big huge angry man and Carlito faces a girl)
Kane vs Heart Throbs (again it was dumb... Carlito got to face a girl and Kane is in a handicap match wtf? Even though he had to face two people Kane ended up with the fastest time so he will be entering the chamber last)
Cena vs Benjamin (It was acctually a decent match I was surprised)

I think that was it but I have a bad memory.

Samoa Joe recently asked for a raise in TNA. As it was recently revealed, despite winning the X Division Championship and being one of the top names in TNA, Joe is still being paid the same amount of money when he started out - somewhere between $500 and $700. Upon signing with TNA, Joe had agreed to that sum, however, only under the condition that it be raised if he proves himself to the company. It's obvious for everybody who's been following Joe in TNA that he has turned into one of their biggest names. Being a huge part of their last few PPVs, and winning the X Division Championship was enough in Joe's mind to show improvement, and he asked for a raise, hoping for a $1250 deal. He was denied.

Joe has his own ways of showing TNA how he feels about his treatment. It was recently revealed in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter that Joe himself invited Brian Gerwitz to the ROH show, where the WWE upper management member was spotted. This was Joe's way of showing that he's pretty serious about his demands as a superstar, having in mind how much time, effort, and money both TNA and Joe have spent on his push. To compare the current state of the company, Jeff Hardy who has no-showed several events now, gets paid more than Joe, which is unacceptable to the Samoan.

To add to the fuel, Johnny Ace has always been high on Joe and has had an interest in bringing him into WWE for quite a while now.

Joe has been pretty quiet on the subject of a WWE move, however, it is very true that often actions speak louder than words, and this could turn out to be quite the story.
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I am glad that the self proclaimd World's Greatest Tag Team will reunite..............

Goodness, I hope Joe doesn't go to WWE, that would be the worst thing to happen in wrestling history since David Arquette. I don't even think I could call him "Samoa Joe" anymore, because he wouldn't be Samoa Joe, he'd be some generic fat guy that rubs his ass in peoples faces and brawls. Samoa Joe is a death dealing badass that kicks people in the face and powerslams them on their neck, not a pudgey joke who sits on people, as I assume he would become if he signed with WWE.

Samoa Joe is a legend in the making. A legitimate legend that earns the right to be called legendary, like Flair, or Tiger Mask, or Kobashi, not a product of marketing hype like Hogan. If he signs with WWE, that'll nix his legend before he cements it and doom him to being another faceless big man. I guess if money is more important to him than leaving behind a legacy, so be it, but I won't be chanting his name anymore.

...But what the hell would WWE want with Joe anyway? The reason he's so over is because he drops people on their heads and stiffs the piss out of everyone, so if he was hired by WWE, he'd have to stop doing the very thing that gets him over - what's the point in hiring someone who can only get over by doing something he's not allowed to do? Stupid thinking. That's like a football team hiring a guy for being a great kicker, and then banning him from kicking the ball.

Yeah I really hope Joe doesn't go to wwe. In the past year or so of watching him he has already become my favorite in TNA, possibly my favourite wrestler right now. He wouldn't be the same in WWE.


Sitting back waiting for velocity this week. I heard Burchill does the C4 (backflipping rockbottom) this week.

Samoa Joe vs. Hardcore Holly. Now that would be a match I'd pay to see.

You and about a hundred other people! Finally there would be someone who could put Holly in his place so to speak!