Alright, random question, what fatality are y'all looking to see re-made? I'm going to step away from my obvious choice and go with Sonya's kiss of Death, and Jax's arm rip. I'm kinda curious about Reptile's man eater fatality too, I laughed so hard when I first saw it lol Dasher10, I'll tally your vote. I don't think Hsu Hao has a fanbase at all, let alone homosexual lol. Someone tried a couple pages back, but it was quickly shot down haha. Chilly-McFreeze, don't worry, I got the joke lol. I don't think anyone else saw his second post.

I like the hypocrisy here. Homosexuals are allowed to make a thread that's primarily just for fun and laughter, but a straight guy can't make the same type of joke thread or else they're labeled a homophobe. Come on, its all meaningless fun

As somebody who's been openly bisexual since he was 19 and an MK fan since he was 6, I'm obligated to post in this thread.

Female: Jade. I prefer using characters with range since big heavy hits from a distance are usually what I'm good at when I play online.

Male: Scorpion has been my favorite since I was a kid and that will probably never change.

And why is there no Hasu Hao love in this thread. He's the only gay character in the series. (Not counting homoerotic subtext between Liu Kang and Kung Lao and Kitana and Jade.)

Cool.
It's all good in the hood.
There's zero reason for hostility.

I can't believe how hypocritical you're being, seriously. If we can have our own thread, so can straight people and you're allowed to participate in that thread too. If you support fairness, you shouldn't be opposed to his thread oh and lastly.
Three things:

1. Chilly is hilarious

2. Fair is fair.

3. It's a joke anyway, don't take him seriously, he's here for the LOLZ.

I really want to pic up a copy of FInal Fight Revenge now, just to play as Poison Kiss haha, but I don't think they have it on Wii virtual console

pfft WiiVC

there's a reason Wii is so easy to crack n hack, yo.

EMULATE DAT SHIT

also thank you, it's nice to see someone who respects the art of The Joke.

Really. If the gays have a thread, no reason the straights can't have one. Though it's really redundant since, from the posts I've been linked to, almost every discussion about a female character turns into that anyway.

I'm not gonna guarantee that another mod won't do something, but I'm not gonna throw around locks on threads unless it gets real out of hand (i.e. what happened in this thread happening again).

Hey I'll try to keep a lid on it as best I can
and hit people with the de-sexing stick in case they get rowdy

Though I may have to make another topic just for the babies that were made if the stick doesn't work.

I just stole this from Chilly. I wanted to answer, but I'm nowhere near hetero lol.
Best/Worst Special Moves?
Favourite/Least Realm
Favourite/Least Race
Favourite/Least Costume
Favourite/Least Fatality
Favourite/Least Boss
Least Favourite/Most Hated Character
Favourite/Least Stage

What, you're not going to answer?
Thought that's why you stole posted my questions?
the suspense is killing me

Fine, pull my arm! I hate talking about myself *sarcasm*

Best/Worst Special Moves?
-Sonya/Scorpion
Favourite/Least Realm
-Edenia/Earth *boring! I've seen it!*
Favourite/Least Race
-Edenians/Centaur
Favourite/Least Costume
-Kitana/Reptile
Favourite/Least Fatality
-Sub Zero *spine rip*/Scorpion *both*
Favourite/Least Boss
Shao Kahn/ Motaro
Least Favourite/Most Hated Character
Reptile
Favourite/Least Stage
Shang's Garden/ Subway *if I had to choose, love em all*

What particular specials fatalities and costumes?
You were kinda vague

Best/Worst Special Moves?
-Sonya/Scorpion
Sonya's ring toss looks amazing this time around. I noticed that move more than I noticed ANYTHING Mileena did in her gameplay vid. I also love her acrobatic moves, very Jun Kazamaesque with the flips. I'm also liking her speed. Scorpion is cool, his fighting style isn't too much of an update compared to his previous versions though. I'm still going to try him out though.
Favourite/Least Realm
-Edenia/Earth *boring! I've seen it!*
I guess I just haven't really seen Edenia too much, it's kinda a mystery to me. Earth, yeah, I've seen it lol
Favourite/Least Race
-Edenians/Centaur
I love beautiful people. From Tamaraneans in Teen Titans, to the Viera in Final Fantasy. I'm shallow :). I hate Motaro, what a horrible design.
Favourite/Least Costume
-Kitana/Reptile
I think they did a really good job on Kitana's design. While I do like the 'aerobics teacher with a mask' look, I think this look is more exotic and fitting of outworld royalty. And I liked Reptile more when he looked human. It was a shocker when he took off his face in MK2 and there was an actual reptile under!
Favourite/Least Fatality
-Sub Zero *spine rip*/Scorpion *both*
This fatality just looks so badass to me, the best incarnation of this fatality so far! Scorpion's is just kinda boring, I wanna see some toasty action.
Favourite/Least Boss
Shao Kahn/ Motaro
Kahn is a muscled up, half naked man. Nuff said. And I really don't like Motaro
Least Favourite/Most Hated Character
Reptile
Favourite/Least Stage
Shang's Garden/ Subway *if I had to choose, love em all*
Shang's garden looks sweet, so does his throne room. Shang should design every stage...

Haha true but either two things will happen i would be turned of zac forever for being soo cocky, or he will become even hotter lol (most likely the 2nd)

Best/Worst Special Moves?
Best- Sub-zero- Fan favorite so he gets a sweet moveset. Slide gives him distance, various means of freezing his opponent gain a free combo. So far I have to say that he looks like he's got the best special moves shown so far(Not that we have that much to work from in that department)

Worst- Shang tsung- Morphing is lame and made him low teir in MK2-3, and his other moves in the 2D era were never enough to compensate for that. We'll see how he is in this game with his soul steal, he could be decent or broken for that matter depending on the mechanics of the move and how much life it transfers back to Shang.

Favourite/Least Realm
Favourite- Earth realm- I really don't know how to explain this. It's earth, I like earth, and I like that no matter how hard the bad guys try, they never achieve dominace over it.

Least- Order realm- There is no such thing as absolute order(Or chaos for that matter) so a realm based on it is flawed from the start. Plus it seems like a fairly boring place to be.

Favourite/Least Race
Humans- Again, humans have spirit and fight knowing they're the under dog. Takes a lot more courage opposed to being a shokan and just throwing your weight around.

Least- Tarkatan- KInda boring when all things are said and done. I mean Baraka is basically just a run of the mill Tarkatan, you could change his name to something else and he'd still look the same. They have yet to impress me in any way in MK.


Favourite/Least Costume
Favorite- Strkyer in MK2011- Perfect update. Wasn't crazy about his MKA primary, liked him MKA alt and MK3 costume. So I'm pretty happy they re-imagined his MK3 look. He looks like he was supposed to look in MK3 and it's perfect for the game. I can't wait to see it in better detail.

Least- Sonya in MK2011- Seems with this new game there've been a lot of hits and a few tragic misses. Sonya's primary is just silly. I can't even take her seriously wearing it. I semi-expect it from Kitana/Mileena/Jade but not Sonya. And seriously high heels are not a part of any military unifrom. Would it kill NRS to give her combat boots or an under shirt? Her boobs are going to pop out of that tiny vest and since when is she a D cup? I know some people like it, but I really really don't. I think it's by far her worst costume to date.

Favourite/Least Fatality
Favourite- Kung Lao's ground saw- Tough call. I used to be fond of Johnny Cage's torso rip from MK2 but I think I've come to prefer Kung Lao's ground saw from MK2011. Seems to be a fairly cruel and painful way to kill someone.

Least- Quan Chi's neck stretch- Was and always will be stupid. No explanation needed here. Close second is Jax's giant foot.

Favourite/Least Boss
Favourite- Shao Kahn MK3- Captured what a boss is and needs to be. Powerful, cocky, cruel, and unforgiving. No other boss has lived up to Shao Kahn for me. Shinnok was a joke, Quan chi/Shang tsung I don't even consider bosses, Onaga was decent though not evil enough, Blaze was nothing special.

Least- Quan chi- O NOES Uncle Fester is in charge! Barely qualifies as a character let alone a boss.

Least Favourite/Most Hated Character
Least favourite and Most hated are the same thing so........
Quan Chi- He looks too ridiculous to be a character and to have the fan base he does. Also I have yet to see him accomplish anything of merit. He comes across as "Master of liars" which is horse shit because everyone who's awake lies and he's no better at it than anyone else, yet for some reason no one ever lullaby's his ass. "Hey that douche double crossed me! Oh well I guess rather then seek revenge I'll just forget it happened and end up working with him in a game or two from now."

Favourite/Least Stage
Favourite- The Pit 2- Not the stupid one in MK2011 with spikes on the bottom, I'm so tired of spikes on every stage fatality I could scream. MK2's Pit was awesome, dark, creepy and a perfect fatality. Screaming victim silenced by a long fall ended by a jagged rock bed. Perfect, simple and powerful. But no we have to go and ruin it with spikes. Hey lets put Spikes in the Subway! Hey lets put spikes in the Wasteland! I'M SO SICK OF SPIKES!

Least- Anything from MKA since 50% of them had death traps involving spikes.

And which fatality do I want to see remade? Too many. Top 3 would be

Stryker's C-4 bomb- Blasting what's left of the torso in half and in opposite directions.

Nightwolf's Light stream- Was a huge fan of this in MK3 era games. Veil of light searing the opponent until there was nothing left.

Cyrax's Helicopter head- Was also very cool back in the day. Would love to see it instead of his stupid pizza cutter hand.

I don't have a problem with there being a "hetero" thread.

But when someone makes such a thread just because this gay thread "pisses them off," that sounds to me like it's made entirely out of spite.

I don't consider such a motive to be very humorous.

Just ignore it. If anything hateful is happening in that thread, it will be closed down.

Tolerance is a two way street and they have a point about this thread if we don't stay on topic. The gaymer and MK9 is the title, so stay on topic and we have as much of a right to have a topic as anyone. Keep going off topic and this thread should probably be moved before it causes problems.

I am gay.

My favorite male Character is JAX. I love muscular pecs, and Jax has some nice ones, and he's black! Liu Kang has nice pecs and so does Johnny Cage.
After Jax I think Kano is the sexiest.

I also love the female characters. Jade is my favorite, I love green over blue and purple.

Have you read my signature?

It wasn't because it pissed off Chilly, there was some guy who ranted about how if there was a hetero thread, everyone would freak out. Since that guy wasn't the first one to say that, Chilly made one in spite of those people. So, he's really helping us out by posting that.

daryui, I just can not stop insulting you lol! I'm really not trying to! I'm sorry man

leegary, I counted your vote, nice to see another Jax fan! The only people who I've seen say that Jax is hott seem to be other black guys. Where's the Jungle fever, people!? Jungle Fever is a two way street!

lol. It's okay.

Jax is hot to a point but the implanted metal arms are kind of a turn off. Wouldn't want those things any where near me. There's nothing fun about a guy with metal arms.