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coltess Wrote:
I'm flattered, but I'm straight. Sorry.
Toxik Wrote:
I'm smitten by someone... Grrr...
I'm smitten by someone... Grrr...
I'm flattered, but I'm straight. Sorry.
i get it

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Saw my ex the other day with her new boyfriend... I'm so glad I did because I can't help but feel like I won. The guy doesn't look attractive, she's not going through with her initial plan of moving to Eastern Canada, and she just doesn't look appealing to me anymore. It was a little awkward running into her like that, but it's not a bad feeling when you leave and think to yourself, "the person I fell in love with no longer exists." I'd think that was sad in a way, but considering I felt like she sort of lied to me/lost her ideals no longer makes her attractive.


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If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout, then get the f*** out!
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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torchia Wrote:
Murdered a hooker today. Anyone know a good place to hide the body?
Murdered a hooker today. Anyone know a good place to hide the body?
Kill a relatively large animal and bury her a few feet under the animal to trick body sniffing dogs.
I got raspberry elbows and they sting like crazy. But man, I felt like a badass after I stood up from getting face planted. Unfortunately, no one was there to see my badass walk. Of course, I cursed like a sailor in my dorm and chucked my scooter three times...
Like throwing things ever solves anything.
Like throwing things ever solves anything.
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What do you like? Hit the Toasty thumbs up on articles and forum posts for a quick response!
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coltess Wrote:
What am I gonna do, randomly ask a question in the thread?
What am I gonna do, randomly ask a question in the thread?
Mmm, sounds risky. Might accidentally start a conversation.
Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Mmm, sounds risky. Might accidentally start a conversation.
I mean ask a question based on a comment in this thread in the proper thread. In which case I'd just be randomly asking no one a question. Mr. Smart Aleccoltess Wrote:
What am I gonna do, randomly ask a question in the thread?
What am I gonna do, randomly ask a question in the thread?
Mmm, sounds risky. Might accidentally start a conversation.


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coltess Wrote:
I'm flattered, but I'm straight. Sorry.
Toxik Wrote:
I'm smitten by someone... Grrr...
I'm smitten by someone... Grrr...
I'm flattered, but I'm straight. Sorry.
Oh I'll fix that


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MK Online Featured User 31/3/2010 12/4/2011
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I love free comic book day. Pick up the walking dead, superman and infinity (also got wolverine poster) for free but also pick up great deal on Batman: Hush and Batman: The Long Halloween


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Whelp busy day ahead.


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coltess Wrote:
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. I play Ianto to no man's Harkness.
travelingwilbury Wrote:
Oh I'll fix that
coltess Wrote:
I'm flattered, but I'm straight. Sorry.
Toxik Wrote:
I'm smitten by someone... Grrr...
I'm smitten by someone... Grrr...
I'm flattered, but I'm straight. Sorry.
Oh I'll fix that
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. I play Ianto to no man's Harkness.
Damnit!
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