Book of Mormon... I don't think I'll ever see anything funnier than that. EVER!

i wonder if it will have windows 8.....................................


Bill Gates pledges to reinvent condom


http://ca.news.yahoo.com/bill-gates-pledges-reinvent-condom-173211285--finance.html

I smell what you're cooking, baby boy. I'll be hooking up a track for you when you show me them lyrics. Hope it's not too hardcore. I've decided to have it be a group effort with other herb affectionados providing instrumentals to vibe to as well as songs.

I miss my bud, but I have responsibilities to take care of before I jump back into Faded Stone territory. Mama raised me right.

My lyrics always turn out really depressing or whiny but I can't really write anything else. The idea of people listening to them freaks me out. PRIVATE THOUGHTS DO NOT LISTEN



I've got Arkham Asylum for PC, I've only played about an hour but it was pretty fun. Need to go back to it when I'm finished some other games. My current obsession is the original Mega Man series. Onto MM5 now. Really enjoying them.



Is there someone you can talk to in person about this stuff? Suicide isn't the answer, there's always help and hope out there. Your parents? A friend or a guidance counselor maybe?

God of War multiplayer is surprisingly fun.

If Apple made a car would it have Windows?

For your consideration

Anxiously waiting for Injustice, on another note, can't wait for Injustice.

Bought Bioshock Infinite. Those crows are so fucking handy and awesome. I'm liking Columbia way more than Rapture.

Injustice, Bioshock, and Judgment. I think I'll be good for awhile.

*sigh* No games for J.

Metal gear Solid 5 is real. Phantom Pain and Ground Zeros make 5 (whatever that means). David Hayter is not doing Snakes voice. I'm not playing it.

In a positive twist of fate, I may have a new job soon. Just in time for Injustice (if all goes well).

The contract? Still haven't seen it. At this point, they can keep it. Holler at me for verses and pay me upfront for beats. I'm going for self. As I always have.

Ha!
In other news, I got my first 100% in college. Fuck you high school vice principle who said I was a waste.

Alright, I'll try to have something ready for you ASAP then.

Seriously, what was that thing Obama signed off on? I'm already aware that this country is headed down a bad road, but more info wouldn't hurt (yet).

THERE...ARE....FOUR...LIGHTS

In a way, it makes sense...

Playing Bioshock Infinite... That damn graveyard scene is pissing me off.

Don't worry past me, you managed to beat it... And the ending is um... Okay!

Badass Borderlands 2 update (new level cap, pearlescent weapons, Ancient e tech rare relics, Ultimate Vault Hunter Mode), Injustice demo, free maps for Judgment. All on April 2nd. April is turning out to be badass right from the get go.

You can't spell ignorant without IGN

That's old as fuck, but true anyways lol.

Don't you just love how whenever something even remotely decent happens in life, something else completely jumps in and fucks it all to Hell on you?

I have really started contemplating ways I can turn myself insane so I don't have to worry anymore.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders

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I've seen this a million times. I want to know who wrote it