And then things got awkward.
....So, no ass is safe from Kahn's wrath, you say?

bitch say what

No, the real troll and troublemaker is hellnono and he finally got the Fatality called the banhammer. And it was glorious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CBU-ZlXVBs

IT
IS
GLORIOUS!!!!
Other than that line, it was not glorious.
Not, glorious, at, all.

@ ZeroSymbolic7188

You get bored with the game and now this is your.....entertainment? If it is, then you must be...GAY! Lol, jk.

....

Eghhh... Now might be a good time to leave.

I'm not leaving, I like seeing the chewouts.

WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!



TAKE WHATEVER BOOTY YOU CAN FIND! But remember, THE BEAST IS MINE!





And so is Stryker's booty.

You're taking this Stryker thing a tad bit overboard...

This thread is already overboard.

Overboard and into the deep blue sea....Filled with sharks with laser beams attached to their freaking heads.
Yep, overboard.

Also, my Stryker obsession was on board to begin with?

I'm flattered.

I know this is a joking around thread but the only people who plausable bi or gay or wutver in mk is sheeva (based on apperance) and millena (im the incedible hulk, i spit when i talk, I fuck anything that walks)

Yes kano does look like a bear lol but I dont think well be seeing him "experimenting" any time soon.

DANM POOR REPTILE!! i know alota shit has been retconned but wuts the word on reptile these days. Was he born not knowing his people, or do you think he like got some at prom (pimply reptile) and then BAM his race was destroyed. Damn if this is the case reptile is now the most belivable/sympathetic villan in the mk universe.

That brazillan thing tho wtf dude. Thats not cool, shes brazillian therfore i can assume shit about her (and shes edenian not from earth) that was the only big no no on the list.

I thought your kung lao/ raiden/ scorp/ quan chi stuff was funny but cmon maby kung lao lol. Quan chi - sex slaves Raidne - a god. Scrop- had a wife and kid.

If nightwold died a vigin then damn, what a nobel man.

^^ Says the person who has admitted to getting high and somehow believes Stryker was run over by a car in the original timeline's canon.
...Honestly? What have you been smoking, because I want it, and I wanna throw it overboard into the deep blue sea filled with the fricking laser beam headed sharks.

I'm hoping Reptile gets his moment to shine in the next game. Seriously.

I'm hoping he works alongside Shinnok, Quan Chi, Rain, and Tanya. And then the four of them just screw him over the entire game. To which Reptile reacts by beating the shit out of Rain during the final battle and joining the heroes.

He later in the series finds Khameleon and repopulates his entire species. And when we get the game in the very distant future where it stars the bloodline of all the heroes and villains of this series, Reptile's great, great, great grandchild is one of the main stars.

Best possible character development for Reptile at this moment.

I dont think Im so much a troll. I mean I make some threads that are very helpful and serious. Ive written up some notes in the strategy zone. I help people out when I have the chance, and Ive logged over 300 matches online in the game. Im just having some fun. Its clear in the thread title, the OP, and throughout the thread. I just think its funny to talk about.

I myself am not gay, there is a picture of myself and my girlfriend in my photo uploads.

See? He can't be a troll. He's played a video game online

Whoa whoa whoa, wait a minute!
Trolls don't play video games online?
...Raiden dammit.

What exactly is noble about never getting laid?

Lol Stryker's booty is MINE :)

Yeah, that really doesn't make any sense at all.
Not at all.

Lol if your about to die knowing your never gonna get laid. Shit thats a big sacrafice id say thats nobel lol. He coulda just peaced out and said "I cant die a virgin" but didnt (but who knows lol not sommthing im gonna investiage to in depth)