I pick Smoke because he's stealthy and very illusive in kombat.

Who would you pick to start a clique with?

Um Liu Kang I guess. Just cuz he seems like a chill dude and I like that in a friend.

Which MK character would you trust your most valuable secrets to?

I was gonna say Reptile 'cause apparently he can't talk, so I'd be safe, but since he can't talk he can't give me any advice either. Sooo... I'll go with Liu Kang as he seems like such a goody-goody.


Q: Which MK character would you pick to massage your neck, shoulders and back when you're feeling tired?

(I specified the body parts on purpose to avoid possible "confusion")

Sub-Zero and Scorpion...
Do you get? I would need Icy-Hot!!!!

Who would you laugh at after seeing them epically rage quit by being beaten by themselves in an MK game?

Mileena and I'd tell her "Don't be mad."


Q: Which MK character would you pick to be your fitness coach?

Kung Lao. I would tell him to give me the full Shaolin training regiment. Which MK character would you pick to go to the movies with?

Sub-Zero. I always end up sitting next to annoying people who talk the whole time so I'd just have Subz freeze their ass.

Which MK character would you pick to be your doctor?

Shang Tsung (we've all seen how wonderfully his "work" comes out).

Which character would you higher as your wedding planner?

Quan Chi because he has great taste in drapes



which kharakter would you pick to watch "The Room" with?

Goro in his lair.


Who would you pick to have a 1 on 1 with in a game of B-ball?

Ermac

For no specific reason at all...

Q. Who would you watch the Skype Laughter Chain with?

I missed this thread...

I guess I would pick Skarlet just because.

Which MK character would you have as your maid?

Sheeva four arms equals faster cleaning.

Which MK character would you cheat off of on a math test?

Reptile cuz he cant talk

which mk character would you pick to be your boss

Would you really want someone to be your boss?

Probably Stryker because he's chill and he's a cop.

What MK character would you play Mortal Kombat with?

Hmmmm...........Johnny Cage or Stryker. They are the least likely to get a rage-fit and kill me, on the off-chance I can play better.

Which MK character would you pick to have as your protector, if you were mysteriously transported to some dangerous place crawling with savage animals that probably want to rip your guts out?

Kung Lao.

My favorite character protecting me from monsters? Badass.

Which MK character would you choose to take with you into a mosh pit?

Motaro, I would ride him gloriously into the fray.

Which MK character would you pick to be your personal chef?

scorpion because of cooking with scorpion. plus he could fry my chicken faster than my oven.

which mk character you'd go gun shooting with ?

Stryker cause he seems like the best shot.

Which MK character would you choose to record an album with?

Shane Tsunk because he can transform into Mike Patton, Adele etc.
Which character would you eat?

Retile, Lizards taste just like chicken.

Which MK character would you pick to be your IT guy?

Johnny Cage. Me and him would walk down the street doing "jazz hands" while singing showtunes.

Which MK character would you pick to be your personal assistant?

sonya

that would be some good "chicken breast"