All right boys...am I gonna have to put you two in time-out? Yea, I'm back. Figured I'd check in from the other side of the world. Been kinda out of the wrestling loop for the last couple months since internet is slow as hell on the boat and I can only get on for like two hours a day. *growls* Well, I might as well put in my two cents for WM23, so here goes:

WWE Championship: John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels
-Winner: Shawn Michaels (This man deserves one more run, much like 'Taker does. I like Cena overall, but he needs a break from the title picture. I can see him in some other good s/l outside of the belt.)

WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Dave Batista vs. Undertaker
-Winner: Undertaker (14-0 at the dance. 'Nuff said.)

MITB Ladder Match: Winner- C.M. Punk (say what you will about Kennedy gettin the push, but Punk has earned his way SO much more than him. Watchin his work in ROH proves that beyond a shadow of a doubt. My money's on C.M.)

Women's Championship: Melina vs. Ashley
-Winner: Who cares? They've watered down the women's division so much in the last couple years, it's not even funny. But for betting purposes, I'm going with Ashley, because they want her over for her Playboy shoot.

Umaga vs. Bobby Lashley: Lashley since Vinne Mac wants him to be the future of the business, and he's going to do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.

Kahli vs. Kane:
-Winner: Again, who cares? I hope they put Kane over, because if Kahli wins, I'm devoting myself to TNA, end of story.

Benoit vs. MVP for the U.S. Championship
Winner: MVP (I like MVP for some reason. I see some untapped potential there, and maybe a championship will help him grow up a little, idk.)

ECW Match:
Winner: This should not even happen. If they were going this way with it, why even bring back ECW. This is just sad.

Well, everyone, the mrs. is waiting on me, so I'm out. Be good.

Phoenix

Did anyone get donald trump(answering machine) calling their house about shaving mcmahons head?

Welp, since everybody is making predictions I might as well do it.

I pick

World Heavyweight Championship Match
Batista vs. Undertaker
Winner: Undertaker

WWE Championship Match
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels
Winner: Michaels

Battle of the Billionaires - Hair vs. Hair
Special guest referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin
Bobby Lashley (w/Donald Trump) vs. Umaga (w/Vince McMahon)
Winner: Umaga and Vince McMahon

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Edge vs. CM Punk vs. King Booker vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Matt Hardy vs. Finley vs. Randy Orton
Winner: Kennedy

ECW Originals (The Sandman, Sabu, Tommy Dreamer & Rob Van Dam) vs. New Breed (Elijah Burke, Matt Striker, Marcus Cor Von & Kevin Thorn)
Winners: New Breed

Women's Championship Match
Melina vs. Ashley
Winner: Since Melina looks better, I'll pick her

Kane vs. The Great Khali
Winner: Kane, making it Bros. of Destruction two, Khali, Zero

United States Championship Match
Chris Benoit vs. MVP
Winner: MVP

Btw, what happened to the IC title? That used to be such a great title. So many ladder matches has that belt been hung in.

Benoit vs MVP: MVP
Melina vs Ashley: Ashley
Great Khali vs Kane: Great Khali (yeah, this sucks, but it's my WWE Fantasy pick xD)
ECW Originals vs New Breed: New Breed
Money in the Bank: Mr.Kennedy
Battle of Billionaries: Lashley
Undertaker vs Batista: Taker
Cena vs HBK: Cena (because he can rap, he can wrestle, he can act, and specially, because HBK doesn't need neither victory or another WWE Champ run... well, maybe WWE needs another HBK Champ run, but better sending HBK to SD! for this...)

wm is gonna suck

Maybe it's just me, but I have this gut feeling Taker is going to lose. Hmmmm...

Money in the Bank:
-Randy Orton

Kane vs. Khali:
-Kane

Melina vs. Ashley:
-Ashley

MVP vs. Benoit:
-MVP

ECW Originals vs. the New Breed:
-ECW Originals

Lashley vs. Umaga:
-Lashley

Taker vs. Batista:
-Taker

HBK vs. Cena:
-HBK

Good question. It seems every title is getting more push than the IC title these days, I like it better than the US title. Hell, even the WWE tag titles from Smackdown and the Cruiserweight title aren't good enough for Mania this year. Wrestlemania is should feature every title.

What i ment about benoit is he could move on and be in better feuds and get a better title, while MVP makes his way to the hall of shame.

Taker, no matter what you say, will loose, i dont wanna see it happen, but its true.

Umaga will win, but vinne mac is gonna get ganged up on by alot of wwe stars and shaved.

and, yes cena sucks dick.

Money in the Bank:
-CM Punk
Kane vs. Khali:
-Khali
Melina vs. Ashley:
-Ashley
MVP vs. Benoit:
-Benoit
ECW Originals vs. the New Breed:
-ECW Originals
Lashley vs. Umaga:
-Lashley
Taker vs. Batista:
-Taker
HBK vs. Cena:
-HBK

Money in the Bank:
-Booker T

Kane vs. Khali:
-Kane

Melina vs. Ashley:
-Melina

MVP vs. Benoit:
-Benoit (This Match is a Mistake)

ECW Originals vs. the New Breed:
-ECW Originals

Lashley vs. Umaga:
-Umaga

HBK vs. Cena:
-HBK

Taker vs. Batista:
-Taker

See, that's just your opinion, not really based on fact. There's no logic behind it. Why would...no, make that why should he lose this time? He'll win the title, then drop the strap back to Batista. Wrestlemania is Taker's ppv, he pwns Mania, he will not...repeat...WILL NOT lose at Mania.



That, imo, is just dumb, and will not happen. Bobby, is going to win, cause Vince has a thing with guys Lashly's size, and Lashly's been getting a push, but if Umaga wins, I think Austin might just stun Vince and shave his head any way. It's going to be interesting to see what happens.

And Cena isn't all bad.

Some Wrestling Internet Rumors (not going to call it news):

** Sting's long-drawn program with Abyss should be coming to a conclusion soon. He is scheduled to feud with Christopher Daniels in a few months. That's the reason Daniels wore a Sting mask, trenchcoat and used a baseball bat in his return because they are planting the seeds for a program between the two.

- Chavo Guerrero may be leaving WWE at the end of next month as Guerrero told Sun Media that his current WWE contract expires in April. He commented, "I love WWE. This is my home. I'd be stupid to leave, but you've gotta do what you've gotta do."

Wrestlemania Predictions

Money in the Bank:
-Kennedy

Kane vs. Khali:
-Khali

Melina vs. Ashley:
-Melina

MVP vs. Benoit:
-MVP

ECW Originals vs. the New Breed:
-New Breed

Lashley vs. Umaga:
-Lashley

HBK vs. Cena:
-Cena

Taker vs. Batista:
-Batista

No cena IS all bad. he is (in my opinion) the worst wrestler to ever hold the title. He makes Giant Gonzolez look half decent.


And its pretty much confirmed that taker will loose, because they want to make batista look really good for his return to MANIA after the"Injury". Just accept the fact that he will loose. If im wrong, im wrong. if i'm right, your wrong.

also ECW will probebly not get a push, and im praying for the new breed to win, cause thorn and Alpha male are fucking awsome.

Everybody arguing about Taker vs. Batista, wah-wah-wah, please cut it out. In the case of two old men fighting, there is only one winner. Can you guess?



Of course, the one with the aphrodisiac.

cena is one of the worst wrestlers to ever step in the ring.

cant wait to see the end of sting and abyss. i thought that story was really good. its the longest story ive seen in wrestling in a long time. the daniels and sting feud should be good. chris is smaller then abyss, so the matches should me more ground/air based, while the abyss matches were basically brawls.

this is one of the worst wm cards ever. maybe thats why their having it on april fools day? lol.

Cena today is the best WWE Champ, better than Boringsta or Lashitley, and even better than the actual Taker in half-job (midcarder squash feuds fighting in low level)... obviously, Taker fighting like Angle the last year is much better than Cena, but this Taker's fights are "WWE leap year", because in WWE (not WWF) you only can see a nearly 5 stars match from Undertaker one time every 4 years lol

HBK is better than Cena, yeah... but better than Boringsta, Lashitley and even Taker, so it's better maintain Cena as WWE Champ, and send HBK the next months to SD!, to defeat Taker for the World Title, and in Summerslam or Survivor Series, Kennedy defeat HBK to become the new World Champ...

In RAW, with "Mr.WWE" Edge, Orton and Carlito (with a turn heel, he need a turn heel more than Cena), Johnny Nitro and even another Umaga feud, or turning heel Cena and with Ric Flair, Benoit (rumoured to transfer to RAW), Rey Mysterio (isn't supposed that he lose his "place" in SD!?), RVD (if the rumoured plans about WWECW are true) or Triple H (after his return) are served.... but obviously, with the actual roster, RAW need a WWE Champ face, lack of face contenders...

I agree on the cena thing, but i definetly disagree on taker.
Taker is probebly the best wrestler of his size in wwe. I think Kane and Taker should get a Hugh Push, they deserve it.

And as for a face Champ, i prefer the heels as champs cause it makes for a more interesting "good triuphing over evil" story.

And, your logic is crap

No offense......

My Predictions

Money in the Bank:
Booker T

Kane vs. Khali:
Khali

Melina vs. Ashley:
Melina

MVP vs. Benoit:
Benoit

ECW Originals vs. the New Breed:
ECW Originals

Lashley vs. Umaga:
Lashley

HBK vs. Cena:
HBK

Taker vs. Batista:
Taker


Ghostdragon

I'll post the official results after every match tonight.

You ordered it?


Ghostdragon

Nope, can't do that man. I don't know where you get that it's supposedly confirmed Taker will lose, but whatever, live in your little fantasy bubble, and I'll live in reality, and we'll see what happens in the end! Also, as far as Cena goes, ok, he's not the greatest ever, but to say he makes Giant Gonzalez look half decent, do you even know what you're talking about? Any way, Mania should be good.

BTW, take this rumor as you will. Found it online (it's April Fools after all):

Well, my uncel did, so im a moocher, im going over there to c it.

Why would i waste the money?

My friend always orders the PPVs than I bring the munchies.