Oh fuck brothers...Man... went to the second house show last night... FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. Great, GREAT experience, way better than the first night. In the first night we were sitting really far away, but last night we were in the fifth row so all the wrestlers could see us and hear us clearly. So you just know we gave Batista alot of shit, hehe.
The show itself was also great. It started off with Teddy Long anouncing a 16 man over the top rope battle royal to determin the number one contender at the World's championship for the night's main event. It was a good showing.
The finish to the battle royal saw most babyfaces eliminated. It was just Benoit and Kane, while the heels were still quite a few. They had a cool face off, with all the heels on one side and Benoit and Kane side by side on the other. Full out brawl, Benoit eliminates one of the heels, so does Kane and then Benoit gets eliminated along with Chavo. Kane eliminates everyone else... except Finlay who comes out of nowhere and eliminates Kane.
Then it was Layla taking on Jillian. Jillian did a great job of being a heel, dispite being a babyface. A beautiful little girl was holding up a ''JILLIAN'' sign behind me, lol, that was cute. Layla beats Jillian via botched victory roll after getting squashed all through out the match. Jillian leaves to ''ÉS TAO BOA, ÉS TAO BOA'' chants. That's a portuguese private joke, Jillian didn't get it, unfortunately. lol.
Then it was my favorite match of the night, 6 men tag: London and Kendrick, and Flash Funk taking on Regal and Taylor, and Chavo Guerrero. This was great because not only was it a very nice match, but it was the one we interacted the most with.
It started after London and Kendrick made their entrances. While it was silent, me and my group started an ''R O H! R O H!'' chant. Kendrick acknowledged it, and he was very cool, pointed at us and we pointed back. then, Flash Funk started the match by locking up with Regal. We did a ''HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!'' chant at the lock up, and Kendrick looked at us like ''what the fuck...!?'' then burst out laughing and told London. Kendrick was very cool.
Regal did a spot where he was constantly outwrestled by Flash Funk and so he rushed over to Chavo and held him like Chavo was his mommy. We started chanting ''YOU'RE A HOMO'' at him, and ''YOU SUCK! DICK!'' etc. It was always just us, so Regal focused on us, claiming he wasn't a homo, all frustrated, lol. At one point we were giving him so much that he pretended to actually be gay and ask for our phone number. That rocked, so we started chanting ''REGAL! REGAL!''. Then Chavo did the same spot where he rushed to Regal, and we started giving Chavo the homo chants. He looked at us looking mad, and pointed us saying we were the homos, and did the whole ''cock in mouth'' thing with his hand and tongue lol. Then he pointed at my friend and fellow portuguese wrestler, Iceborg (who's fat) and said ''YOU'RE FAT!'' . We also did ''SCORPIO! SCORPIO!'' chants for Flash Funk, who enjoyed them but did the ''ush!'' movement, as in, ''I'm Flash Funk now!''.
This match was great, as Kendrick pinned Taylor with the slice bread number two.
Triple threat cruiserweight match, featuring Greg Helms versus Jimmy Yang versus Funaki. It was a decent triple threat match, which saw Yang hit a couple of merosaults. Helms retained by pinning Funaki with his aparantly new finisher, the knee facebuster. Crap. But before the match started, we did a loud chant of ''SUGAR SHANE! SUGAR SHANE!'' which was his very very old gimmick, and he did the sugar shane pose and dance. Awesome.
Second best match of the night came in the form of Benoit versus Tatanka. Of course Tatanka sucks, but this was the Benoit match, so. As he came into the ring, we did a loud ''PEGASUS! PEGASUS!'' chant and I wore my Pegasus Kid mask. He looked over to us and acknowledged, but didn't do anything else. Standard good Benoit match.
Intermission... went to get a coke and eat a...thing.
As the show started again, it was Sylvan versus Vito! The shit match. Sylvan had good heat because he cut a promo in french, which generated alot of ''PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL!'' chants and traditional soccer ''Portugal'' cheering. Sylvan defeated Vito with his foot on the ropes, but Vito brought him back into the ring and hit a backbody drop, followed by his lethal finisher, the panty hammer lock. Sylvan tapped, and as Vito left, the Boogeyman came in and scared the shit out of Sylvan.
The handicap match... Kane vs MVP and Ken Kennedy. Kennedy just rocks... I'm a total Kennedy mark now. He cut another awesome promo, but he came out to a HUUUGE pop, we never gave him a chance to be a heel, everyone was loving him. Everytime he wanted to say ''MIIIISTER...KENNEDY'' the whole arena would chant it, and he would say ''CALA-TE!'' which means shut up in Portuguese, and he would try again, only to be frustrated. He repeated ''MIIISTER....'' three times before finally saying Kennedy. Decent handicap match... Kane won with the Chokeslam on Kennedy.
Main event... Batista versus Fit Finlay. Batista came out to a gigantic pop, but as soon as it was quiet, we started a very loud ''STEROIDS! STEROIDS!'' chant. Batista looked at us legit pissed off and then resumed his ''I'm so happy! I'm a huge babyface!'' thing.
Before the match, Finlay took out a flag of Ireland. Loads of heat. So Batista went to his corner and fabricated... a PORTUGUESE FLAG. What a cheap pop. Got everyone behind him, but man I hated that.
Match went on, we were always pushing for Fit Finlay but man, 99% of the crowd wanted to see Batista win, so they could never hear us. At one point though, Finaly was brawling and we chanted ''EUROPEAN! EUROPEAN! EUROPEAN!'' and Finlay hit the european uppercutt and looked at us. Love ya, Fin ^_^ .
During the match, Batista hit a surprising Steamroller, and eventually beat Finlay with the Bomb.As he celebrated, we put our huge orange signs saying ''SAME OLD SHIT'' and ''YOU CANT WRESTLE''. Batista looked at us, all sweaty and tired, and kind of smiled and shook his head, lol. Good sport, we were being kinda mean, I dont really dislike Batista.
When he was celebrating, he got to one turnbuckle and told everyone to go quiet with hand gestures. I took the oportunity as it was silent and yelled out the loudest ''YOU SUCK!'' I could do. The crowd turned agaisnt me, lol, the kids in the rows ahead of me started telling me that I sucked and to be quiet. I let Batista do his thang, which turned out to be cool as he did the Eddie Guerrero taunt and the Eddie theme song played. Great finish.
Overall, the matches were better than the first night's, even though there were SOOO many botched moves. LOADS of botched moves, man. Vito was busted open in a lock up with Sylvan, bled from his eye for the rest of the match, poor guy. Same old shit though lol.
Man just... great experience. Loved Kendrick, Regal, Chavo and of course seeing my main man Benoit live. They anounced at the end that WWE will return to Portugal in June, and hopefully it will be RAW so I can go tell John Cena to go fuck himself. GREAT EXPERIENCE :D
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