In todays Wrestling News..

August,31,2004: Orton's Face Turn, God in Hot Water, Lita cheating on Kane? WWE signs legendary Superstar and more....

With Orton's recent face turn, the WWE has plans to create a newer, 'happier' persona for Orton to seperate him from Evolution. We present to you: Randy "Dandy" Orton.....

"Oh, sweetie, don't even GO there, girlfriend!!"

In Other News..Heavenly head-honcho and all-around master of the universe "God" is said to be in hot water with WWE management at the moment. Two Weeks ago on Raw, His New York Times bestseller "The Bible" was read by Eric Bishoff during the wedding ceremony. God is said to be "disappointed" that fans chanted "What" at what He considers to be a well written passage. Management is supposedly getting fed up with God's recent lack of drawing power, and is now considering abandoning His face push. "We put a lot of faith in this guy," one anonymous wrestler commented, "but what's the use of if He can't put asses in the seats?" The current plan right now is to have The Almighty "God" form a tag team with his past rival "The Devil"

In shocking news, Rumors are going around that Lita has been cheating on Kane, No specific word on who the other guy might be, however, hints are going around that everytime she shows up for work shes wearing a biker jacket

In Breaking News, World Wrestling Entertainment has been in contact with legendary WCW Superstar and former World Heavyweight Champion David Arquette in hoping to signing him to a multi-million dollar 5 year contract. "Were hoping that we and David have a good working relationship" saids McMahon. "He definlly has the star power, and could really boost WWE's ratings and low ticket sales. We were impressed with his work in WCW and how much he has help that company greatly, I gurentee he will be greatly appreicated here at World Wrestling Entertainment.

In More News, Despite his recent comback on last night's Raw, WWE management still agrees that Christian still sucks.

-In Other News, Vince McMahon has high hopes for his current pet project, Orlando Jordan. Backstage sources report, however, that many people feel he is too black at this stage of his career to be a major player. Trainers have asked Jordan to tone down his in-ring blackness in future matches.

Credit: www.fakenews.com

olympic_Hero Wrote: In todays Wrestling News.. August,31,2004: Orton's Face Turn, God in Hot Water, Lita cheating on Kane? WWE signs legendary Superstar and more.... With Orton's recent face turn, the WWE has plans to create a newer, 'happier' persona for Orton to seperate him from Evolution. We present to you: Randy "Dandy" Orton..... "Oh, sweetie, don't even GO there, girlfriend!!" In Other News..Heavenly head-honcho and all-around master of the universe "God" is said to be in hot water with WWE management at the moment. Two Weeks ago on Raw, His New York Times bestseller "The Bible" was read by Eric Bishoff during the wedding ceremony. God is said to be "disappointed" that fans chanted "What" at what He considers to be a well written passage. Management is supposedly getting fed up with God's recent lack of drawing power, and is now considering abandoning His face push. "We put a lot of faith in this guy," one anonymous wrestler commented, "but what's the use of if He can't put asses in the seats?" The current plan right now is to have The Almighty "God" form a tag team with his past rival "The Devil" In shocking news, Rumors are going around that Lita has been cheating on Kane, No specific word on who the other guy might be, however, hints are going around that everytime she shows up for work shes wearing a biker jacket In Breaking News, World Wrestling Entertainment has been in contact with legendary WCW Superstar and former World Heavyweight Champion David Arquette in hoping to signing him to a multi-million dollar 5 year contract. "Were hoping that we and David have a good working relationship" saids McMahon. "He definlly has the star power, and could really boost WWE's ratings and low ticket sales. We were impressed with his work in WCW and how much he has help that company greatly, I gurentee he will be greatly appreicated here at World Wrestling Entertainment. In More News, Despite his recent comback on last night's Raw, WWE management still agrees that Christian still sucks. -In Other News, Vince McMahon has high hopes for his current pet project, Orlando Jordan. Backstage sources report, however, that many people feel he is too black at this stage of his career to be a major player. Trainers have asked Jordan to tone down his in-ring blackness in future matches. Credit: www.fakenews.com

LOL!! LMFAO!! Fuck man, that is hilarious shit! I've never laughed at anything like that ever. Keep it coming, more, more!!

I made a tribute in my avatar to The Undertaker's Eyeroll using Kung Lao, Look today or you might miss it!

Official Raw Preview for Next Week:
The following is an article from WWE.com:

First, Randy Orton spit in the face of Triple H.

And if that wasn’t enough, the WWE Champion then cost the The Game an easy victory over Eugene by interfering with a sledgehammer on the latest RAW.

Indeed, it’s been a busy couple of weeks for The Legend Killer, who now better shift his focus away from Evolution and direct it toward Kane. The Big Red Newlywed will face Orton on RAW (9/8 CT on Spike TV) in Sacramento Monday.

And Kane doesn’t figure to be in a good mood after learning his new bride Lita secretly signed the Big Red Monster up for a match with Shawn Michaels at Unforgiven.

Of course, Orton probably had this coming. He didn’t exactly endear himself to Eric Bischoff, who booked the match just moments after Orton dropped the business end of that sledgehammer on the RAW GM’s foot.

Also, the $250,000 RAW Diva Search gets real serious as there are only four contestants remaining. Tune in to see who gets cut this week.

What was this Shawn Micheals things all about? I'm the only one who doesn't get it.

SuperMarioBro Wrote: What was this Shawn Micheals things all about? I'm the only one who doesn't get it.

Eric Bischoff gave Kane a contract where he can face anyone he wants at Unforgiven, but Lita signed Shawn Michaels's name on the contract behind Kane's back as his opponent at the PPV.

No, I mean why did Lita sign Kane vs. Shawn? Is there a story behind them?

Kane put HBK on the shelf with an injury (in wrestling world)

And maybe he might do it again.

SuperMarioBro Wrote: No, I mean why did Lita sign Kane vs. Shawn? Is there a story behind them?

The Raw after Bad Blood 3 month ago, Kane beat the living shit out of Shawn Michaels(which is why hes been out of action in WWE World), So Lita sign Michael's name on the contract in hoping that HBK gets his revenge on Kane sence she hates him and all.

-Wait im confused are we still talking about the WWE or The Young and The Restless
-Now more than ever the WWE has turned wrestling into a damn
soap opera

lol i had to show you guys this its from blockbuster.com.au lol guess they stuffed up big time hahahahahaha

on another note i dl the clip of randy ortan hiting the rko on the game tonight that was really good and his new music is pretty good too

olympic_Hero Wrote: In todays Wrestling News.. August,31,2004: Orton's Face Turn, God in Hot Water, Lita cheating on Kane? WWE signs legendary Superstar and more.... With Orton's recent face turn, the WWE has plans to create a newer, 'happier' persona for Orton to seperate him from Evolution. We present to you: Randy "Dandy" Orton..... "Oh, sweetie, don't even GO there, girlfriend!!" In Other News..Heavenly head-honcho and all-around master of the universe "God" is said to be in hot water with WWE management at the moment. Two Weeks ago on Raw, His New York Times bestseller "The Bible" was read by Eric Bishoff during the wedding ceremony. God is said to be "disappointed" that fans chanted "What" at what He considers to be a well written passage. Management is supposedly getting fed up with God's recent lack of drawing power, and is now considering abandoning His face push. "We put a lot of faith in this guy," one anonymous wrestler commented, "but what's the use of if He can't put asses in the seats?" The current plan right now is to have The Almighty "God" form a tag team with his past rival "The Devil" In shocking news, Rumors are going around that Lita has been cheating on Kane, No specific word on who the other guy might be, however, hints are going around that everytime she shows up for work shes wearing a biker jacket In Breaking News, World Wrestling Entertainment has been in contact with legendary WCW Superstar and former World Heavyweight Champion David Arquette in hoping to signing him to a multi-million dollar 5 year contract. "Were hoping that we and David have a good working relationship" saids McMahon. "He definlly has the star power, and could really boost WWE's ratings and low ticket sales. We were impressed with his work in WCW and how much he has help that company greatly, I gurentee he will be greatly appreicated here at World Wrestling Entertainment. In More News, Despite his recent comback on last night's Raw, WWE management still agrees that Christian still sucks. -In Other News, Vince McMahon has high hopes for his current pet project, Orlando Jordan. Backstage sources report, however, that many people feel he is too black at this stage of his career to be a major player. Trainers have asked Jordan to tone down his in-ring blackness in future matches. Credit: www.fakenews.com

Oh fuck man, that was fucking hilarious! Even better than your last fake news. God those rocked my core.

Anyway, I still don't understand why the WWE stopped Benoit's roll now. I mean, they were pushing him almost as much as they usually push Triple H. They made him beat HHH and HBK twice in a triple threat match, they made him beat Kane, they made him make Kane tap out, they gave him a special highlight website just for him which talks about his carreer and has videos and trivia etc, they made him a double champion for a while, we haven't seen one of those for quite some time I think, and they gave him his new ''4 real'' gimmick, with all the 4 real merchandise and his new 4 real attire. Not to mention the DVD, and how much it was hyped. Why stop his roll now?

my raw in 60 seconds

biscoff: that was very stupid ortan
(ortan drops sledgehammer on biscoff)
biscoff: stupid ortan im gonna get kane onto you
triple h: i want a title shot
bischoff: ok

diva search:

coach: im gonna do better then the rock
christy: hey carmella you bitch u didnt show up for summerslam
carmella: im sorry like this is a total drag

batista vs regal

batista: you beat the nature boy last week so im gonna get his revange

regal: it was just a match jeesh lighten up

unforgiven match's:

lita: kane im pissed of at you for having to marry u so im gonna make a match at unforgiven you againts hbk

kane: oh dammit you bitch!

hardy boys: were gonna get revange on you for taking matts gf away

kane: you fail hahaha

trish: obligatary heel female stuff

(somewhere else)

benoit: biscoff i want evolution at unforgiven
biscoff: done 2 vs 2 match u with regal

highlight reel

christian: oh look at me y2j and edge im back
edge & y2j: wtf?
edge: hahaha y2j u got screwed by my brother
y2j: stuff you edge, bischoff give me a title shot
biscoff: ok

rhyno vs coach & la resistance

coach: i hate rhyno after what he did to me last week
rhyno: that was tajiri
coach: oh well what the hell i beat u up with my buddies la resistance
la resistance: viva la que'bech (sp?)

eugene vs triple h

(before match)

triple h: biscoff eugene is a spastic give me a match againts him

biscof: end his carrer

(right at the end of the match)

ortan does the obligatory face thing by help eugene out

flair: we gotta save the game
ortan: oh no u dont

SNAKE_EATER Wrote: my raw in 60 seconds biscoff: that was very stupid ortan (ortan drops sledgehammer on biscoff) biscoff: stupid ortan im gonna get kane onto you triple h: i want a title shot bischoff: ok diva search: coach: im gonna do better then the rock christy: hey carmella you bitch u didnt show up for summerslam carmella: im sorry like this is a total drag batista vs regal batista: you beat the nature boy last week so im gonna get his revange regal: it was just a match jeesh lighten up unforgiven match's: lita: kane im pissed of at you for having to marry u so im gonna make a match at unforgiven you againts hbk kane: oh dammit you bitch! hardy boys: were gonna get revange on you for taking matts gf away kane: you fail hahaha trish: obligatary heel female stuff (somewhere else) benoit: biscoff i want evolution at unforgiven biscoff: done 2 vs 2 match u with regal highlight reel christian: oh look at me y2j and edge im back edge & y2j: wtf? edge: hahaha y2j u got screwed by my brother y2j: stuff you edge, bischoff give me a title shot biscoff: ok rhyno vs coach & la resistance coach: i hate rhyno after what he did to me last week rhyno: that was tajiri coach: oh well what the hell i beat u up with my buddies la resistance la resistance: viva la que'bech (sp?) eugene vs triple h (before match) triple h: biscoff eugene is a spastic give me a match againts him biscof: end his carrer (right at the end of the match) ortan does the obligatory face thing by help eugene out flair: we gotta save the game ortan: oh no u dont

LOL! That was good! Please do again next week!

Smackdown might be watchable this week!

I'am really looking foward to the Kurt Angle Vs Eddie Guerrero 2/3 falls match. I have a feeling this is going to be a very long match

The show also has Booker T/Rene Dupree/Kenzo Susuki Vs Rob Van Dam/John Cena/Rey Mysterio. man this show is going to be stacked!

and Zentile, thanks.

Alright! Smackdown is on tonight. Maybe another JBL speech, with Undertaker ruining it?

SuperMarioBro Wrote: Alright! Smackdown is on tonight. Maybe another JBL speech, with Undertaker ruining it?

Don't hold your breath! Still, Smackdown actually looks watchable, which is a switch.

Don't know if anyone knows or has seen this yet, but go to ign.com and they have a picture of teh supossed "Official Box-Art" for SvR.

Its the Official One! You Like IT? I Like It! Yukes could have done better...but its still good

black_dragon Wrote: Its the Official One! You Like IT? I Like It! Yukes could have done better...but its still good

Yeah, I agree. Who wants to look at Vince's face all the time?
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- WWE.com has, officially, launched its fantasy section where you will be able to create your own WWE product. To play, it will cost you $9.95. This is the ultimate online game for Efed fans across the internet. If you’re interested, head over to http://fantasy.wwe.com to sign up and receive more information. The game officially launches its first week September 20th.

- - WWE RAW, which aired in the UK tonight, was edited like it was expected to be. The most obvious edit is the Diva segment which caused so much controversy the past couple days. They also edited out the segment where WWE payed a tribute to their former employee who died at the end of August.

Monty Brown > All

I dunno if anyone posted this, but Tom Prichard has been FIRED from his position in WWE. He was the head talent scout if I'm not mistaken.

Tommy Dreamer was given Dr Prichards old job.


Glad to see Dreamer stayin with the company, sad to see Dr Tom go tho..

Well, on Smackdown,

Angle beat Ed 2/1 because of Luthor Reigns.

Cena/Mysterio/RVD beat BookerT/Suzuki and Rene Dupree in a 6 man tag match.

Booker is up in the best of 5 2/1.

Dudley Boyz beat Holly and Gunn because of Spike.

Orlando Jordon beat Charlie Haas while JBL was doing Commentary with Tazz and Cole.

FBI (Full Blooded Italians) beat Kidman and London in a non-title tag match. Kidman didn't want to do his SSP, so he tagged London, then Nunzio? pinned him.

Hypenreich beat the crap outta Paul London and tried to go after Cole.

I thought SmackDown! was really good last night. the 2/3 falls match was a damn good match. It looks like they're starting a Eddie/Luther feud. I hope that look on Angle's face at the ending isn't a sign of a face turn. thats the last thing angle needs right now.

and the six-man tag match was another very good match to.

Is it just me or did big show look alot like his giant days in WCW, the long "slitly" yellow hair and his shaved face. It looks like they're turning him face now.