The movie "Hot Fuzz".

Fantastic.

I've been really busy, but pretty good. So glad my summer starts in a couple weeks. Also, I scrolled over the Osama zombie movie on Netflix and laughed. What a weird thing to make a plot of a movie out of. Lol.



Thanks. I love In This Moment. By far one of my favorite bands. And yes, Maria is so god damn hot... And that voice... Excuse me while I change my shorts.

well FUCK!

i woke up at 3Am to spit the gauze out of my mouth.

my jaw is in some legit swollen ass muthafuck pain.

so of course, i take some drugs like a fiend, drink some milk CUZ THATS WHAT MY MOTHER told me to do. because she knows everything. SAID IT WOULD CALM MA NERVES in my belly.

and got some banana Pudding.

thinking about getting some more.

and my nads wont stop itching.

maybe they should get washed.

If you have a bathtub do this. Go into your bathroom and shut off the light; if you can't see light a candle or bring a nightlight or flashlight, but turn off the main light.

Fill it 1/4 the way with luke warm water. Then start to take a bath. Start the tub at a tolerable temperature, but slowly decrease the temperature. Once you feel you have tolerated the slightly colder water, make it colder - continue this process until the tub is full or you've reach the coldest setting. Then set the spigot to a slight trickle (you may need to drain a little water).

Close your eyes, embrace the darkness, and focus on the sound of the trickle. Then, let your mind wander away from the pain.

Don't do this when you're on the heavy pain killers or you might drown.

You can do the same with a shower, but in my opinion it's not as enjoyable because the water doesn't surround you.

I've got groceries AND narcotics!

Who's a happy camper? I am!

No construction this morning? I... I actually woke up when my alarm went off? Snake died?! Yay!!! I didn't wake up so early that I couldn't go back to sleep or have trouble falling back asleep! I slept though til my alarm went off!

Snake died!!! Yay!!!














































*Ahem, my alarm on my cell phone plays the game over sequence to Metal Gear Solid, Snake "died" when my alarm went off... Not the voice actor or anything else. Just in case you guys get confused.

My alarm on my phone is the Game Over theme from Super Mario Bros.

I also use Home Run Bat sound effect from Super Smash Bros. for notifications.

Did I happen to mention that Episode 2 of the One Word, Go! Show (a comedy podcast co-hosted by yours truly,) is out?

Well it is! So listen to it!

Oh! Also do me a solid and submit your word! All you do is give us your name, email, and pick one word. Any word. We then take it, and add it to the pot of words we've received already. At the beginning of each episode, we draw one of these words, and use it to start the program.

It only takes a quick moment to submit your word! We'd really really really appreciate the support! Thanks!

so im listening to music, and it sounds like a tune lower. maybe in slower motion?

could it be a side effect of this percocet?

I recorded my reactions to how much I suck at the first Metal Gear Solid game... I must say, I swear a heck of a lot, talk a heck of a lot... And never realized how much I truly suck at the first game. I'm not that bad at the 2, 3, and 4... but for some reason the original... I have a pretty hard time getting passed the first area and I don't know why.

Haha.

Uhh...

After more than two years, I finally rejoined the workforce. Thank you so much for hiring me after making me wait almost two months for a simple background check, Big Lots.

Yeah, they'll do that.

Are you not the one who lives in Michigan?

I don't know if he lives in Michigan, but maybe you're confusing him with me. I had to wait only a week and a couple days to hear back after my drug test/background check. Two months seems a bit excessive, to say the least.

I live in Maryland, and yeah that is definitely excessive. However, this is the second time since I graduated from high school back in '07 that I went at least 27 months without a job, so I can't be too picky. Plus, at least this time I know I won't be unemployed again in a few months unless I screw up or the store goes bankrupt for some reason. (All my other jobs were seasonal employment). I will admit, after I got the email asking me for permission to do a background check on monday, I wasn't expecting them to call me in to start work yesterday afternoon. I was like, fuck me, that was fast.

I am still afraid of the final boss in Sonic 3... He just scares me.

How does he scare you? The Sonic 2 and Sonic & Knuckles bosses make more sense. Heck, even Chaos in his ultimate form could be seen as scary, but that thing? I thought it was a terrible excuse for a boss when I first fought it. I was so glad Sonic 3 & Knuckles made it on par with the normal level bosses (even if only Knuckles fights it in the combined version).

Mosquitoes are annoying.

The boss at the end of Sonic 1 is the scariest thing to ever come out of that series. You have no rings, no room for error, and you have to avoid getting crushed by pistons of doom. That one takes the cake.

Sonic 2 boss is pretty nerve-racking, too.

Well, my brother owned Sonic and Sonic 3. 3D Blast was mine, we never owned 2 or Sonic and Knuckles. Don't ask why, I don't know.

Sonic 3 was the first Sonic game I beat and just that boss haunts me. The music is haunting and just... I freaking hate him, but without Game Genie codes... I just can't beat him. I do one thing wrong and it's game over for me... despite that I did the infinite lives trick, I still just suck at it. But, I have seen the end bosses for all of the Sonics and so far... Sonic and Knuckles wins with the best ending boss ever... that is if you managed to collect all of the Emeralds.

Going to C2E2 this weekend. Weeeeeeeeeeee!

I'm here just for beer and titties

My subtle flirting gets me into trouble sometimes...

I saw them open a show a couple years back, they played with Sevendust, Disturbed, and Korn. I had no idea who they were but Maria hit the stage and then all my friends were like *drool*.

I was too, but I had a girlfriend at the time. Had to hide it.

*sees tumbleweed roll by sig/avy request thread*

yup looks about right