Not our fault that you have a weak stomach and/or keep clicking the links, bro. Take a toke of that ganja smoke and all will be forgotten.

Also, check out Richard Zednik as shakes off after having his throat cut by the skate of one of his teammates. Like a boss.

I hate allergies. And the people who are bitching about Bioshock Infinite's ending. What the fuck do you not understand about it?

I was just being my sarcastic self. I haven't even clicked anything, because fuck that.

Contrary to popular belief, I've forgotten nothing while high and can't currently smoke due to laryngitis that I suspect was caused by my impromptu smoking of a cigarette. Keep in mind that my weed intake has been very limited and exactly one day after I bought some (last week), the laryngitis made enjoying it impossible.

It's just sitting in my closet. Taunting me. But my lack of recreational puffing has been well timed to my possible drug test screening Wednesday. Blessing in disguise, maybe?

It's kind of difficult to tell when someone's not being serious given the tightly-wound nature of a good number of this forum's users. Though, you do seem like one of the more laid back users with whom I would have no problem getting along.

And yeah, I can recall virtually everything that I've done and/or said while I've been high. I remember when I had a bout with strep throat and I had to set aside weed for a few weeks. Smoking Newports didn't help my cause, but I did eventually kick the strep throat.

Since I moved back to Michigan three months ago, I've had to put off getting high during my job hunt. I know that a drug test is in my future given that being tested is a prerequisite of a pair of jobs that seem to be the most likely to hire me. I've been drinking occasionally until that blows over, but not often enough to develop any unwanted addictions, thankfully.

I speak from experience when I say that it's always a blessing in disguise when you're unable to smoke and you know that a drunk test is going to pop up in the near future. It's just a matter of possessing enough self-control and patience to wait until that time passes and you know that you're in the clear. Seems like you've got a handle on that, although this scenario seems as though it may have been facilitated more so by an illness than willpower, an assumption by which I mean no disrespect.

I just had a fantastic dinner and I am stuffed, but it was so good that I want to eat more even though I know that it'll just make me feel nauseous.

Ha! I can't believe I'm JUST NOW noticing I'm a SHAMOUS!

(Nice one, Mick. )

By the looks of it, today, we "Mortals" are ranked higher than anybody else.

Oh well damn I'm glad I'm a Warrior

I miss my awesome lightning bolt rank. Oh well.

Considering DPs are down to only artwork and walkthorughs, I'll be a mortal forever.

I actually like the sound of the "Shadow Priest" Rank myself.
And shouldn't :Midway Employee" be changed to "NetherRealm Employee"?

I'm sorry for the double-post, but I just had to share this.

The girl I'm interested in (I can't wait to just say "girlfriend") told me that when she gets another
horse, she would name it Epona.

Funny thing is, she doesn;t even play 80% of video games, and LoZ isn't included in the ones she does.

She said it was because I said if I ever had a horse, I would name it Epona.

I kinda hope he forgets so later on new people are like "Wtf?"

Definitely one of my favourite Enya songs, too. Hardcore, bro.

Why is Marmol the fucking closer? Why? Why in the holy fucking grail is he the closer? I do not want to be sitting at the edge of my seat, hoping that the guy doesn't screw up at the last moment like what happened last year. Samardzjia is awesome, gets us through the whole game, then this sucker comes in, hits players, walks players...

You son of a bitch, pitch normal this year!!! And I have every right to be mad at you because I too am a pitcher... and and outfielder... I'm looking at you Soriano, don't you dare get me started on you, you cheap, ungreatful bastard.

Yeah, it's time for bed.

That, as well, is a good reason to name it Epona.
It will fit well with my Link cosplay costume if I ever get to ride Epona...
Now all I need is to be left-handed and play Ocarina.

I am such a nerd.

How do you guys pronounce Epona?

I've always pronounced it "Eh-pwn-uh".
On that note, I've always for whateer reason pronounced Gogeta "Goh-geh-tuh".

Or you could be TP Link, he's right handed in the Wii version and has a horse, you wouldn't even need an Ocarina

This may sound kinda dark, but April Fool's Day is probably the best day to commit a murder.

Who would believe they're dead?

It'd be the worst day to choke or have a heart attack.

I'm watching old footage of me when I played MK9 at tournaments and I keep facepalming at how bad I was.

I know that feel bro.

fucking hell i had to make a whole new gamertag and profile because i think someone tried stealing my other one.


i kept getting a sign in message with security question email and password



i looked online and it seems to of happened to other people as well

be aware fellas