"I don't want to ride a pony! I want to ride a horse! Hank says I'm big enough."

Watching some Julia Roberts movie. That line got embedded in my brain.

Vajazzle

Its easy to cr0wn witches, even with a Tier 1 shotgun. Sometimes I startle a witch but still be able to kill her without her incapping anyone.

But there was this incident:

Playing on the Parish (the one with bullet-proof zombies), the third witch I found was, kinda unfair. Doing the usual I approach her upfront with my Combat shotgun and unload 2-3 shells without moving. She didn't go down! Also for some reason sparks flew whenever I shot her. I unload all my shells on her head while running backwards and she still doesn't go down. Obviously she goes after me and I got Incapacitated. Even with everybody shooting her AT THE HEAD she killed me.

I realized that the sparks every time she got shot with meant SHE WAS BULLET-PROOF! WTF! Either that was a small glitch or the Director has a sick sense of humor on guys good at witch cr0wning

PS: vajazzle might have been the word you were looking for awhile back

I hate having Diarrhea Right when I wake up...

That happened to me yesterday if you dont rub your eye and close it. It will eventually go away but bugs piss me off

I read these forums and I almost instantly get a headache.

Sorry?

Thanks?

You're welcome?

I kinda feel sad. Don't worry about the first part, they also posted somethin' about that not being true.

lol?

XD?

Cats?

I lost the idea?

Imma firin mah lazah?

I wonder if you guys remember a few weeks ago where I went to a party and there was a stabbing. Well either the kids who got arrested, or their friends, came back to the house and shot one of the kids who lived there in the face and tonight his family is taking him off of life support.

Just 16 more days...

C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker?

WTF is up with people these days?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJmhVX2I88

"Le jour où quelqu'un vous aime, il fait très beau."
"The day where someone loves you, it is very beautiful."

Jesus Christ, what fucking monsters... Why was there a stabbing and a shooting? I hope to God that the entire lot of them get raped in prison for life.

Now I understand the first post.

Hmmmm, I should probably try to find out when I work next.

I had the best dream in the world. I was the only guy in a room with a bunch of cute and hot girls. I won't go into deal detail, but you get the idea. I didn't want to wake up.

Skank.

I had a nice dream too.

Me + Eric Northman from True Blood - Clothes =

Waking up at the exact worst moment possible =

I'm so proud of you Jerrod. Your growing up so fast. :D