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Dead_Elemental_Master
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Death is a door and I am the doorman - Thanatos from Eternal Champions: Challenge From The Dark Side.

 •11/01/2006 04:16 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
Fake tits really are lame... I prefer round and perky, yet not ballons.


More like they're overrated. I mean once they start to sag and shit they look jacked up (then again some fake tits already looked fucked up). Some women get implants that make their tit sizes up to insane proportions (when I say that, I'm talking like triple m or triple p or something like that) Now thats just too big.
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Shyriu
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 •11/01/2006 04:56 PM (UTC) •
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I mean, tits must be with proportions or at least, there shouldn't be a four inches of bone between the tits...
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Jerrod
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 •11/01/2006 08:33 PM (UTC) •
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*Sung to the tune of "Numb"*
I've become so bored!
I don't want to do shit.
I've become so tired,
My boss doesn't get it!
While I'm writing this,
All I want to do,
Is go freaking home,
And say "fuck you!"
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Bushin
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 •11/01/2006 10:08 PM (UTC) •
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Jagshemash!
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Shyriu
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 •11/01/2006 10:26 PM (UTC) •
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Micheal Jackson could be in a studio recording something in an L.A. studio or he could be there writting a song with you... but if you chose the second one everyone would call you crazy.
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•11/01/2006 10:32 PM (UTC) •
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Jerrod Wrote:
*Sung to the tune of "Numb"*
I've become so bored!
I don't want to do shit.
I've become so tired,
My boss doesn't get it!
While I'm writing this,
All I want to do,
Is go freaking home,
And say "fuck you!"


*was actually listening to that song*

Omg Jerrod you got talent smile
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 •11/01/2006 10:52 PM (UTC) •
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"High five, myself, no friends!"

My victory cry at work while i am alone in the office.

Great, now i'm talking to myself!
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Shyriu
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 •11/01/2006 11:19 PM (UTC) •
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Would you fuck me for blow?
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Bushin
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 •11/01/2006 11:21 PM (UTC) •
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I make sexy time explosion.
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strykerandbarakarule
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I regret StrykerAndBarakaRule but I don't think I can change it. Oh well.

 •11/01/2006 11:44 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
matthewhaddad Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
WATCH YOUR THROAT!


You brought soooo much to the conversation, your commentary was absolutly necessary... tongue

And welcome back Gninja!

That was almost as witty as if taken from a box of cracker jack.
your mother
is so ugly even FREDDY KRUGER has nightmares about HER!!!!
beeeeeeeeeeeyooooootch
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 •11/01/2006 11:46 PM (UTC) •
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strykerandbarakarule Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
matthewhaddad Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
WATCH YOUR THROAT!


You brought soooo much to the conversation, your commentary was absolutly necessary... tongue

And welcome back Gninja!

That was almost as witty as if taken from a box of cracker jack.
your mother
is so ugly even FREDDY KRUGER has nightmares about HER!!!!
beeeeeeeeeeeyooooootch


Oh, you tryin to be a badass wit yo oldass joke? lol

"beeeeeeeeeeeyooooootch"

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 •11/01/2006 11:46 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu, Shyriu. Time to play!
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Femme-Fatale
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 •11/01/2006 11:49 PM (UTC) •
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Im bringing sexy back!
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 •11/01/2006 11:54 PM (UTC) •
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Femme-Fatale Wrote:
Im bringing sexy back!



old. Tell us something new. ;-])
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 •11/02/2006 12:44 AM (UTC) •
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Femme-Fatale Wrote:
Im bringing sexy back!



Alot of girls seem to say that lately, its funny cause its sung by a dude. Its his only good song if u ask me, I like the remix with Clipse more tho.
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:#LegendaryArts

 •11/02/2006 01:48 AM (UTC) •
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Today was a really entertaining day here on MKO. Lotta good threads and so on for me..... Lotta art stuff, lotta congradulatory threads, really good feel today.

Just thought I'd share that cuz I don't come in this thread ever really.
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 •11/02/2006 02:07 AM (UTC) •
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Bushin Wrote:
Shyriu, Shyriu. Time to play!

What do you mean by that? You do know I swing towards girls, right?
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 •11/02/2006 04:38 AM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
Bushin Wrote:
Shyriu, Shyriu. Time to play!

What do you mean by that? You do know I swing towards girls, right?


I don't think he knows that.
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Shyriu
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 •11/02/2006 04:48 AM (UTC) •
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The dude above me has scared me I must say.
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 •11/02/2006 06:40 AM (UTC) •
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Funny as hell.

The word fuck

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 •11/02/2006 07:05 AM (UTC) •
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DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
Hey everyone...

Click Here To See My Balls

AND

click here to see Shyrius Balls

tongue



I don't know why but that made me "lolz".
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Jerrod
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 •11/02/2006 03:00 PM (UTC) •
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DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
Hey everyone...
Click Here To See My Balls
AND
click here to see Shyrius Balls
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lmao, nice.
Congrats on the promotion too. smile
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 •11/02/2006 04:27 PM (UTC) •
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DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
Hey everyone...

Click Here To See My Balls

AND

click here to see Shyrius Balls

tongue



Nice!
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 •11/02/2006 04:40 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
Bushin Wrote:
Shyriu, Shyriu. Time to play!

What do you mean by that? You do know I swing towards girls, right?


Don't worry! I don't think it's sexual, I just think he wants to disect you in various painful ways while he laughs maniacally.
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