The dog and corpses in Shao Kahn's tomb arent really that scary or annoying, but the spiders...thos FUCKING SPIDERS!!! They pop up every damn minute and it sucks cuz i have a damn fear of them so when i see the bottom of it while it's latched on to me.. Ewww i just feel disgusted and get knots in my stomach yuckkk

But, does anyone know what the statue of Shao Kahn in his tomb even does? And if you can use/open it, what are the requirements?

You need to be eating an apple on a rainy sunday in the middle of the winter, right after drinking some pepsi, but before brushing your teeth.

Then, Shao Kahn comes out, and you must fight him. He will not flinch, ever, but he will take light damage. Once you beat him, you unlock everything in the game, get the DLC for free, and unlock Shao Kahn for play.

I'm kidding, if you can't tell. I don't know what that could be.

Do you ever say anything positive?! Get the sand out of your vaj.