The audacity!!!!!
You people have a lot of nerve to attack this incredible Johnny Cage thread with these flopasss posts of yours!

Your attempts to scalp me bald like Kassonya Blade Cage FAIL.

I will prevail like Tanya in the MKX roster! The extreme roster of 2015!

BYE with this mess!

*does a piss poor version of Bane from TDKR*

No I will watch this thread die, when it becomes a bigger train wreck than it already is.

Thank god you don't flood other threads with this nonsense.

This is a fantastic thread with some trainwrecked posts!!!

Johnny Cage and his family will prevail!!! There is hope for Earthrealm.

The nonsense only comes from the few who try to throw tomatoes and eggs in my face! My poor face!

They ruined my grandiose METAL GEAR kind of koncept for Mortal Kombat.

My extreme idea could actually happen in the new MKX Storymode. It is not kompletely out of the question at this point.

Maria_Linda might be the most annoying person on earth.

I know that it was a mistake to re-enter this thread to talk to you, since you're nothing but a brick wall on the other side, but I thought I should at least mention that I'm the user who mentioned that Sonya should have a "Big Mama" feel to her appearance. And so far, no one has had a problem with that. At least that kind of idea can get some likes, your ideas however, made no sense thus causing a lot of people to scratch their heads. I don't blame them, and I don't blame them for their behavior after several posts from you.

Secondly, the writers for Netherrealm Studios are nowhere near as good as Konami's writers for Metal Gear Solid. Please, take my suggestion to make an account to fanfiction.net and flood their stuff with your asinine theory that will never get through to Boon. He doesn't check these forums. He's too busy trolling the crap out of his fans by posting random pictures that gets everyone on the edge of their computer chairs, deciphering the crap out of what each tweet means. He doesn't care about fan fiction.

So please, could you be kind enough to knock it off with this? People were asking you kindly to stop with this, now you're just making enemies here. We don't give a damn what you do behind your computer, we don't care that you're anxiously awaiting for this game and its reveals. We care that you're making a muck out of this thread and not following rules. Just stop.

Earth? Well dammmn, give me a trophy for this.
Why not.

Now someone tell me how Tanya is not konfirmed yet?

Does Ed Boon read/lurk this message board????

Really? That's cool.

I like that idea!

You'd think Cyrax_Has_Returned would just give it up already... such a clown.

Must have a yellow fetish.

The fact that I like yellow and that Tanya is my favorite karakter has nothing to do with any Cyraxes you can think of.

YOU are the clown with this flop mess komment right here.

Stay mad at me and my harmless Kassonya thread.

Nobody is asking anything kindly, more like in a shady way. A lot of you sound super mad because of Mortal freaking Kombat. LOL I mean who knew this was possible? lol

Do not worry about me, though.

This is officially my last post here until TANYA is announced FOR REAL IN MKX!!

I will kontinue my usual lurking, instead.

You are fucking blinder than Kenshi.

I know it's a big mistake to keep feeding the troll, but i'm going to have ONE more attempt at settling things with logic. (good luck, me.)



Bla bla bla? That's very rude, considering I'm not mad at you, nor am i trying to snatch your hair, i have enough of my own. I am trying to point out why things are the way they are. If you really didn't give a fuck, why quote me? I actually DO care about how people behave on my favourite forum, hence why i'm here.



This is not the same thing and you know it. There is already a Tanya thread for Tanya discussion. This is the insane-o thread for crackpot theories, and whenever someone says something you don't like (because it's true) you instantly change the subject to Tanya or tea or scalping.



Again, to explain things. You clearly haven't got a grip on what the term 'double posting' means, either. (Like i told you before about bumping, remember that? Or were you too busy waiting to dismiss me.)

Double posting is simply where you post a message, then post another message (not necessarily the same thing), which can be avoided by editing your previous posts. So obviously, no, you didn't know how to post a message - or more precisely, the etiquette of posting messages.

P.S. No one is trying to throw omelettes at you. It would be a waste of good eggs.

There is no need to settle anything. There are smashed fruits and vegetabales allover this thread. It's too late for any kleaning up.

Move away from my thread. Step away, ladies and gentlemen. It is messy everywhere from all the omelettes.

Let it all go.

I leave YOUR forum alone now. How dare I kome in here with my innocent posting. I will stop that.

Move it along fellow MK fans.

Bye bye now!

Fingers krossed for TANYA in MKX! OK? Ok. We're really done here? Good.
Yes? I think. Ok.

I thought that was your last post here cyrax_has_returned. Trolls are so 2011. Go away nobody is buying your shit. Nobody is even mad. They are all making fun at you. So even if this thread was supposed to be serious, or even if you're trying to troll, you're failing miserably at both.

Now let's see you reply to me even after you said you will stop posting and keep lurking. For the second time.

OOPS I changed my mind. Are you mad about this, too?

Still trying to diss me? Yet I remain laughing at you laughing at me!

I am unbothered. Give me 10 pages of komments on my thread if you wish.

It is what it is. Cope and deal with it.

Wow at all the bananas and apples thrown in here! Amazing.

Give me a trophy. Ring the alarm. Cyrax, Sektor, I don't get your gibberish.

OK? Bye bye. You can leave my thread. LOL

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I am so mad right now. Over a troll on MKO. So mad.

that's how mad^

I will die of laughter if Tanya dies in the comic book and doesn't make the game.

Well, now hopefully you can all stop trying to rip my head off or punch me or whatever else you are trying to do. Leave me alone.

Just breathe. It is okay.

Bye bye, fellow MK fans.

Fin.

No way. Tanya will summon Dragons in MKX! You just watch!

Fingers krossed.

You just double posted cyrax.

Deal with it, Bo Rai Cho Sheeva.

Or kall the firefighters! I don't know.

Or learn some epik meditation! It gives you epik blood pressure, seriously.

Amazing!

This is embarrassing and NOT funny...STOP.