Sure, if he can stop being someone's bitch in his story.

"D-Don't kill me Shao Kahn-kun. i haz gunz 4 ur army?..teehee" ^_^

In all seriousness I just realized something important; isn't Johnny Cage a experiment of a Mediterranian cult? So his awesomeness is due to selective breeding?

Not to seem insensitive this topic but doesn't that technically mean that Kano "helped" carry out the cult's original intention to breed superhuman mortals if this thread became officially canon.

Just a scary thought.

If I were Kano, I'd run away from the angry anti-Kanoites and start a career in the Saints Row world by being an insurance fraud ragdoll for a living. Before getting every morning of being run over and smacked into objects into the air by incoming highway cars, I eat a bowl of Kan-O's to ease the pain

There are such people? Didn't think he was significant enough...

You'd be surprised how much hate mail he gets. He even got a box of cyanide sent by the Special Forces XD

Those bitches! They just want to break his heart... oh wait, too late.

That's alright at least he has his eye on the prize

Kano's new story for MKX:

He runs a pyramid scheme for clueless Outworld villagers..

On top of a pyramid XD

Wow, I think I just stumbled apon the darker side of fan-fiction.

Oh what the hell I'l join in.

In MKX Kano gets together with Cassie THEN in MK11 we have Cassio who is the daughter of Cassie and Kano and the Grand-daughter of Cage and Sonya and knows all their moves. ALL THEIR MOVES.

If I were Kano, I would walk casually on the streets greeting my neighbors with "ello baby, bitch!"

If I were Kano, I'd become a traffic light.

Upon further review of the thread of my creation, Weapon Theory wins. Flawless Victory.

Glad to see everyone had fun with it and I still have high self esteem.

Do I get dragon points for my first thread going multiple pages? That can be tough and slightly intimidating.

LMFAOOOOOO!!!