If I were Kano
If I were Kano
Jaded-Raven •08/15/2014 01:56 AM (UTC) •
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Who says he hasn't?
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... just... take a moment... to think about it...
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... just... take a moment... to think about it...
KcinTnarg •08/15/2014 01:58 AM (UTC) •
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I believe Kano is going to be a good guy in MKX and he's going to be Cassie's partner like Jax was for Sonya!
SwingBatta •08/15/2014 01:59 AM (UTC) •
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Lord, this fuckery...
ErmackDaddy •08/15/2014 02:00 AM (UTC) •
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Thanks redman for the sig!
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That's kind of a twisted mindfuck lol. I'm pretty sure he would just kill her. Everyone knows he has a boner for sheeva.
mkwhopper •08/15/2014 02:02 AM (UTC) •
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lol What did I just read?
Jaded-Raven •08/15/2014 02:05 AM (UTC) •
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What if Cassie is only a Cage by name only? She could be Kano's daughter after he raped Sonya, but because Sonya is so crazy, she slept with Johnny and claims she got pregnant because of him... and then they got married.
And yes, Sonya IS crazy... with her dead father haunting her and all. And wearing high heels and no bra or shirt under a vest, and call it a uniform. CRAZY!!!
And yes, Sonya IS crazy... with her dead father haunting her and all. And wearing high heels and no bra or shirt under a vest, and call it a uniform. CRAZY!!!
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
What if Cassie is only a Cage by name only? She could be Kano's daughter after he raped Sonya, but because Sonya is so crazy, she slept with Johnny and claims she got pregnant because of him... and then they got married.
And yes, Sonya IS crazy... with her dead father haunting her and all. And wearing high heels and no bra or shirt under a vest, and call it a uniform. CRAZY!!!
What if Cassie is only a Cage by name only? She could be Kano's daughter after he raped Sonya, but because Sonya is so crazy, she slept with Johnny and claims she got pregnant because of him... and then they got married.
And yes, Sonya IS crazy... with her dead father haunting her and all. And wearing high heels and no bra or shirt under a vest, and call it a uniform. CRAZY!!!
I like your style; good plot twist.
Darkhound74 •08/15/2014 02:13 AM (UTC) •
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What.....what is going on here?!
Jaded-Raven •08/15/2014 02:14 AM (UTC) •
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Darkhound74 Wrote:
What.....what is going on here?!
What.....what is going on here?!
Theorycrafting.
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
What if Cassie is only a Cage by name only? She could be Kano's daughter after he raped Sonya, but because Sonya is so crazy, she slept with Johnny and claims she got pregnant because of him... and then they got married.
And yes, Sonya IS crazy... with her dead father haunting her and all. And wearing high heels and no bra or shirt under a vest, and call it a uniform. CRAZY!!!
What if Cassie is only a Cage by name only? She could be Kano's daughter after he raped Sonya, but because Sonya is so crazy, she slept with Johnny and claims she got pregnant because of him... and then they got married.
And yes, Sonya IS crazy... with her dead father haunting her and all. And wearing high heels and no bra or shirt under a vest, and call it a uniform. CRAZY!!!
Cassie finds out who her real father is, becomes consumed by rage so she sets out to destroy everyone. This leads her to the Netherrealm where she defeats Shinnok, steals his amulet, and becomes that evil female boss you all discussed in another thread.
/thread /mortalkombat
Jaded-Raven •08/15/2014 02:24 AM (UTC) •
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moneyguy Wrote:
Cassie finds out who her real father is, becomes consumed by rage so she sets out to destroy everyone. This leads her to the Netherrealm where she defeats Shinnok, steals his amulet, and becomes that evil female boss you all discussed in another thread.
/thread /mortalkombat
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
What if Cassie is only a Cage by name only? She could be Kano's daughter after he raped Sonya, but because Sonya is so crazy, she slept with Johnny and claims she got pregnant because of him... and then they got married.
And yes, Sonya IS crazy... with her dead father haunting her and all. And wearing high heels and no bra or shirt under a vest, and call it a uniform. CRAZY!!!
What if Cassie is only a Cage by name only? She could be Kano's daughter after he raped Sonya, but because Sonya is so crazy, she slept with Johnny and claims she got pregnant because of him... and then they got married.
And yes, Sonya IS crazy... with her dead father haunting her and all. And wearing high heels and no bra or shirt under a vest, and call it a uniform. CRAZY!!!
Cassie finds out who her real father is, becomes consumed by rage so she sets out to destroy everyone. This leads her to the Netherrealm where she defeats Shinnok, steals his amulet, and becomes that evil female boss you all discussed in another thread.
/thread /mortalkombat
Perfect! Either that or absolutely not. I can't decide.
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
Theorycrafting.
Darkhound74 Wrote:
What.....what is going on here?!
What.....what is going on here?!
Theorycrafting.
OK, if you're right about your theory, then my theory on top of your theory would be some serious incestuality. Is that the new ality?
Does Kano know Cassie is his or did Sonya do a good job keeping it hush hush? How did Johnny feel about raising Kano's lovechild?
One of Cassie's variations should have a beard.
Jaded-Raven •08/15/2014 02:29 AM (UTC) •
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Jarhead Wrote:
OK, if you're right about your theory, then my theory on top of your theory would be some serious incestuality. Is that the new ality?
Does Kano know Cassie is his or did Sonya do a good job keeping it hush hush? How did Johnny feel about raising Kano's lovechild?
One of Cassie's variations should have a beard.
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
Theorycrafting.
Darkhound74 Wrote:
What.....what is going on here?!
What.....what is going on here?!
Theorycrafting.
OK, if you're right about your theory, then my theory on top of your theory would be some serious incestuality. Is that the new ality?
Does Kano know Cassie is his or did Sonya do a good job keeping it hush hush? How did Johnny feel about raising Kano's lovechild?
One of Cassie's variations should have a beard.
And of course, because it is Kano, he will rip her heart out after he's done with her... Probably keep it as a memory in a jar along with all the other hearts he has ripped out.
Tekunin_General •08/15/2014 03:04 AM (UTC) •
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Somehow, I knew exactly what this thread was about before I even clicked in here.
Something is wrong with me....
Something is wrong with me....
whatuknowaboutMK? •08/15/2014 03:35 AM (UTC) •
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ErmackDaddy Wrote:
That's kind of a twisted mindfuck lol. I'm pretty sure he would just kill her. Everyone knows he has a boner for sheeva.
That's kind of a twisted mindfuck lol. I'm pretty sure he would just kill her. Everyone knows he has a boner for sheeva.
This made me laugh lol. This thread its hilarious. Made my night, thanks for the sense of humor guys. That one of Cassie's variations should have a beard bit was funny too.
If I were Kano...
...I'd probably have found away to get in good graces with the New Emperor, Kotal Kahn and have been working with Kahn doing whatever needed to have been done while still having connections with Earthrealm and somehow have been able too mix his cybernetic upgrades with Outworld Magic.
But somewhere along the line he fell out of K. Kahn graces and is now wanted in both Outworld & Earthrealm and is avoiding all authorities.
...I'd probably have found away to get in good graces with the New Emperor, Kotal Kahn and have been working with Kahn doing whatever needed to have been done while still having connections with Earthrealm and somehow have been able too mix his cybernetic upgrades with Outworld Magic.
But somewhere along the line he fell out of K. Kahn graces and is now wanted in both Outworld & Earthrealm and is avoiding all authorities.
WeaponTheory •08/15/2014 03:42 AM (UTC) •
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Jarhead Wrote:
OK, if you're right about your theory, then my theory on top of your theory would be some serious incestuality. Is that the new ality?
OK, if you're right about your theory, then my theory on top of your theory would be some serious incestuality. Is that the new ality?
Incestuality Konfirmed. Spread it all over Twitter!
Up Up Down Down F in the A.
#FinishHer
Jaded-Raven •08/15/2014 03:44 AM (UTC) •
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WeaponTheory Wrote:
F in the A.
F in the A.
The F in the A? What the H is the F?
WeaponTheory •08/15/2014 04:07 AM (UTC) •
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Jaded-Raven Wrote:
The F in the A? What the H is the F?
WeaponTheory Wrote:
F in the A.
F in the A.
The F in the A? What the H is the F?
Freeze, as Stryker points his taser at the suspect.
Under arrest am I? Said Yoda.
Careful little man, don't bust a move.
Kano revealed under Halloween mask. "Bitch!".
Jaded-Raven •08/15/2014 04:08 AM (UTC) •
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WeaponTheory Wrote:
Freeze, as Stryker points his taser at the suspect.
Under arrest am I? Said Yoda.
Careful little man, don't bust a move.
Kano revealed under Halloween mask. "Bitch!".
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
The F in the A? What the H is the F?
WeaponTheory Wrote:
F in the A.
F in the A.
The F in the A? What the H is the F?
Freeze, as Stryker points his taser at the suspect.
Under arrest am I? Said Yoda.
Careful little man, don't bust a move.
Kano revealed under Halloween mask. "Bitch!".
... Gurl, yo cray-cray. With a K.
JasonVPred •08/15/2014 04:16 AM (UTC) •
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Sigh
Can Kano go back to being a good old fashioned money laundering criminal? He should be making deals and honoring Black Dragon members. Show us his personality and leadership skills for crying out loud.
It bugs me that NRS will not revive Kabal using Kano whenever that may be. I foresee Kano blackmailing and strangle Quan Chi for ruining his funds from Shao Kahn. The final salt on the wound is taking his "retired" mate Kabal and possibly trespassing on Dragon territory when invading Earthrealm. I mean he has to be based somewhere right? Kabal could be evil again because it did happened before in the original timeline.
Can Kano go back to being a good old fashioned money laundering criminal? He should be making deals and honoring Black Dragon members. Show us his personality and leadership skills for crying out loud.
It bugs me that NRS will not revive Kabal using Kano whenever that may be. I foresee Kano blackmailing and strangle Quan Chi for ruining his funds from Shao Kahn. The final salt on the wound is taking his "retired" mate Kabal and possibly trespassing on Dragon territory when invading Earthrealm. I mean he has to be based somewhere right? Kabal could be evil again because it did happened before in the original timeline.
Jaded-Raven •08/15/2014 04:17 AM (UTC) •
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JasonVPred Wrote:
Sigh
Can Kano go back to being a good old fashioned money laundering criminal? He should be making deals and honoring Black Dragon members. Show us his personality and leadership skills for crying out loud.
Sigh
Can Kano go back to being a good old fashioned money laundering criminal? He should be making deals and honoring Black Dragon members. Show us his personality and leadership skills for crying out loud.
XD
I haven't laughed this much in years! Thank you so much.
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