Sonya: you are just like your father.
Cassie : i'll take that as a compliment
Sonya: just proved my point.

Jax : what you doing.
Sonya: watch it old man.
Jax : don't break a hip grandma

Liu Kang: Sonya is that you ?
Cassie: no i am her daughter docter eyesight
Liu Kang: just like your mother

Erron Black: girls with guns are hot.
Sonya: I Will shove them up your ass and fire.
Erron Black: Well almost all girls.

And i loved the line with Sonya ( and Erron if i recall correct ) that Sonya asked if she is a jerk magnet.

Rep: For Zaterra!
SZ: For the Lin Kuei
Rep: Til your dying breath.

JC: ICE to see ya!
SZ: Must everything be a joke?
JC: Yeah...it does.

SZ: You approach me as a foe.
JC: Nah,i'm just outta ice cubes.
SZ: At times I regret our alliance.

The Mileena/JC one where he tells her that sleeping with Baraka is repulsive is also hysterical.

^yeah that has to be my favorite!

Mileena: Repulsive human!
Johnny Cage: Sleeping with Baraka's repulsive.
Mileena: Who told you this?!!

Liu Kang: Please close your mouth.
Mileena: I will not be silenced!
Liu Kang: That is not what I meant...

Mileena: Mindless fool...
Ermac: You no longer serve the Emperor's will!
Mileena: I serve my own!

Mileena: Sweet sister...
Kitana: My blood made you. That is all.
Mileena: Perhaps you will share a bit more...

Mileena: Let's see you.
Kung Jin: 'fraid you're not my type.
Mileena: I see no reason to spare you.

Mileena: Liu Kang...
Liu Kang: You will stay away from Kitana.
Mileena: Yes, let's keep this between us.../I'll make your forget all about her...

Mileena: You ignored me at my father's court.
Quan Chi: You were but a crazed child.
Mileena: I've evolved since then.

Mileena: Still on Quan Chi's leash?
Scorpion: I will blacken your bones!
Mileena: I assume that means 'yes'.

Other characters:

Takeda: I can read your thoughts!
Mileena: I am not of Earthrealm. You cannot.
Takeda: I knew you were gonna say that.

Kitana: Kung Lao...
Kung Lao: You seek a challenge, Kitana?
Kitana: Yes, but you will do.

Takeda: I never considered you an enemy.
Kitana: I never considered you at all.
Takeda: Now that's just hurtful!

Kung Jin: Kitana...
Kitana: I do not know you.
Kung Jin: You know the term "stuck pig"?

Cassie Cage: Wow. You're scary.
Mileena: I'm pretty, like you!

Sonya Blade: They were wrong to depose you.
Mileena: You wish to be friends?
Sonya Blade: Wouldn't go that far.

Ferra/Torr: Eggman!
Quan Chi : Be silent like the one you're riding.
Ferra/Torr: Eggman go CRACK CRACK!!!

So funny

Takeda: Reptile!
Reptile: I'll rip out your throat!
Takeda: Settle down.

more to post.

Some of this stuff is laugh out loud. Mileena has really shone through as quite the comedienne!

Jacqui: Hey Crazytown
Mileena:I wish to admire your gloves.

Johnny:Hey butterface.
Mileena:That had better be a compliment.

Reptile:Go back to your jungle.
Mileena:The lizards are too small to eat.

Mileena to Ferra/Torr: The appetizer and main course.

Mileena to L Kang: Sisters BOYFRIEND!

Cassie:Speaking of dental issues.
Mileena:I eat little girls like you.

Erron:The crownless Queen.
Mileena:I'll fashion one from your bones.

Loving this pre-match banter ha

Virtually all of Johnny, Cassie, and Mileena's intros are awesome. Ferra/Torr has a number of good ones, too. I think my favorite is the one where Johnny says that Torr "has a monkey on its back." The way he delivers it is just hilarious.

Raiden: I sensed your arrival.
Takeda: Because I... wanted you to.
Raiden: I'm clearly in the presence of greatness.
Also, anything by the Cage family. Golden. There's also one where Scorpion speaks in Japanese to Takeda; can anyone translate that one?

Cassie:Seen a lot in your day?
Kotal: I've survived many battles
Cassie: then you know the bitch slap

Erron Black: Hey there beautiful(or something like that)
Jaqui:I'm the wrong girl to mess with
Erron Black: but it feels so right


Those two crack me up

I thought Johnny and Cassie had the best intros, but after watching them all on Youtube, Ferra blows them all out of the water.


"So-nee-ya...."

"General Blade..."

"Ferra Blade girl too!"


And that's just one of 20 intros from her that slayed me.

Most of the game's intros are awesome and/or funny, but this one is my absolute favourite

JC: Fifty bucks I win.
Raiden: I do not wager money.
JC: Then I get to wear your hat.

:D

A lot of the mirror matches are hilarious:


Jax 1: There's 2 of us?
Jax 2: Only gonna be 1 of us on a minute.
Jax 1: I'm too old for this shit.


Reptile 1: Chameleon...
Reptile 2: It is I Shang Tsung.
Reptile 1: Show yourself coward!


Quan Chi 1: We mustn't fight.
Quan Chi 2: I'm afraid we must.
Quan Chi 1: *sad voice* you were my only friend.


Erron 1: I'm flattered.
Erron 2: I'm you, idiot.
Erron 1: I'm no longer amused.

Johnny 1: Steer clear of the face.
Johnny 2: Don't mess up the hair.
Johnny 1: Deal!

Ferra Torrs are hilarious

"Why you look like we?????"