Reptile: Your mind powers.
Kenshi: What of them?
Reptile: Exactly...

I laughed for quite a bit.

Idk remember the whole thing but one between Cassie and Liu made me chuckle

Liu Kang: Your face looks like your mothers

Cassie: Your face looks like a butt

and another one I cant remember that made me crack a smile

Scorpion: Your end is near

Cassie: Better keep your hands off of it

lol

SZ You reject my aid? Raiden I am Protector not you! SZ Earthrealm needs better protection

Jacqui: You son of a bitch
Ermac: Our creator was Shao Kahn
Jacqui: Evil and stupid

Props to Jacqui for that one.

Mileena : How are you here ?
Mileena : Shao Kahn made many of us.
Mileena : I will kill all of us.

Johnny Cage: Master Blaster!
Ferra: Ferra make rhymes here!
Johnny Cage: Do you have a rhyme for "duck flew"?

Cassie: You're up Keanu.
Kenshi: Keanu means "cool breeze"
Cassie: Yeah, that's why I said that...

Takeda: You smoke too many cigars.
Jax: 'Cause I win a lot.
Takeda: I'll help you kick the habit.

Nice. (So is Jax now the Red Auerbach of Mortal Kombat?)

Mine has to be the one where Ferra calls Johnny big mouth

Sonya: What do you want Cage?
Johnny: My hands all over you baby
Sonya: How many times I told you not to call me baby?

Kenshi: You will feel Sento's bite!
Mileena: The anticipation's killing me...
Kenshi: No, that would be *me*.

Raiden: You followed me.
Johnny Cage: You NEED me here!
Raiden: Has anyone ever agreed with that statement?

Mileena: "Lin Kuei..."
Sub-Zero: "You will know the sting of Winter."
Mileena: "Come let me warm you."

Mileena: "Liu Kang..."
Liu Kang: "You will stay away from Kitana"
Mileena: "I'll make you forget all about her..."

Love Mileena.

You mean:
Mileena1: How is this possible?
Mileena2: Shang Tsung created many of us.
Mileena1: And I will kill all others!

Anyway, pretty much all of Cassie's for me.

any with Johnny Cage. They are friggin' hysterical.

Kano : Nothing personal my lovely
Kitana : Mmph. The thing people do for money
Kano : I'd do you for free!

Kano : You heard of the Black Dragon?
Erron : I killed one of them. Kobra, I think?
Kano : More reasons to kill you!

Shinnok : You will work for me
Kano : No money, no service
Shinnok : No deal!

Takeda : I never considered you an enemy
Kitana : I never considered you at all
Takeda : Whoa, that was harsh.

I love all of Cassie's, and also:

Erron: Girls with guns, always hot.
Sonya: I'll shove em up your ass and fire.
Erron: Almost always hot.

Jacqui: Kano...
Kano: Your mouth says "Ka-No", but your eyes say "Ka-Yes"!
Jacqui: Puns should be a crime against humanity.

Lost it on that one.

Kung Jin: So what am I thinking?
Takeda: You were thinking?!
Kung Jin: Funny... real funny...

Kitana: Your sword contains ghosts
Kenshi: The spirits of my ancestors
Kitana: I probably killed some of them

No chill.

Kitana: Kung Lao...
Kung Lao: You seek a challenge, Kitana?
Kitana: Yes, but you will do.

:P

Here's a really cool exchange between the MK1 ninjas.

Reptile: For Zaterra!
Scorpion: For The Shirai-Ryu!
Reptile: For The Final Time.

Reptile: For Zaterra!
Sub-Zero: For The Lin Kuei
Reptile: Til Your Dying Breath!

Sub-Zero: For The Lin Kuei
Scorpion: For The Shirai-Ryu!
Sub-Zero: To The Death!

Now I'm sure you'd say "Ugh Copy-pasted intros" but I really like that they're alike in that they are fighting FOR something rather than just to fight.

For some reason, I find it so cool that Zaterra could almost be considered a third rival 'clan' in MK1.

Kenshi: You're a scoundrel.
Kano: Says the deadbeat dad.
Kenshi: Even for you that was low.

Heh.

Cassie Cage : I am not talking to you ever again.
Jacqui Briggs : All I said is that your dad is kind of hot.
Cassie Cage : Stop it !

Cassie:we cant be seen together
Cassie:I know I know
Cassie:we cant let anyone know we're twins