This is one of my favorite things to do lol. I had a pretty good going at Zangief of Street Fighter. Now Mortal Kombat goes under the GAYDAR:

Baraka - Well, almost all the other Tarkaton's are men, Mileena being a rare exception. Baraka commands that army so its not like he has time to go out on a date or cruise chicks in Edenia, or maybe he just pays prostitutes. VERDICT: Undecided, but certainty questionable.

Cyrax - I think there are females in the Lin Kuie, we know that for sure there were females in the Mugai Ryu, and the Lin Kuie already had frost. Cyrax and Sektor certaintly didnt have any love for each other, and now Cyrax is a robot so he doesnt need sex. VERDICT: Straight Robot.

Ermac - Ermac is a manifestation of souls, I dont think he has sexual urges. VERDICT: Ermac doesnt have sex.

Jade - Jade is a curious case. She has amazonian features and is rumored to be Brazilian. Brazil has a disporpotionate transexual culture. VERDICT: I think Jade is a ladyboy.

Jax - Jax has straight up alpha male characteristics, and a clear dedication to Sonya. VERDICT: Definitely Straight.

Johnny Cage-Also has a love for Sonya. VERDICT: Straight.

Kabal- Kabal brought Kira into the Black Dragon for a reason. VERDICT:Straight.

Kano- Hmm full beard, furry chest, Biker boots. Kano at first seems to have some bearish things happening. However he is also a psychopath and I think he gets some sick sexual fix out of tormenting Sonya. VERDICT: Straight.

Kitana-Obvious love affair with Liu Kang. VERDICT: Straight.

Kratos-Maybe in God of War he was something else, but hes gay in Mortal Kombat. VERDICT: Situationally gay.

Kung Lao-I think that Kung Lao is very close to Liu Kang and shows no interest in Kitana or Sonya at all. VERDICT: Gay.

Liu Kang-Like I just said, I think Kung Lao and Liu are very very close, and I think that Liu genuinely likes Kitana as well. VERDICT: Bisexual

Mileena-Mileena is just full of raw sexual energy. VERDICT:Nymphomaniac.

Nightwolf-He's a shaman, and most religious figures take a vow of abstinence. VERDICT: Pure.

Noob Saibot- If I follow the insanity that is the storyline. Noob Saibot is a ghost. VERDICT: Ghost.

Quan Chi-All his connections in the game are men, and Scorpion is his personal bitch. VERDICT: Gay

Raiden -He shows more feeling for Liu Kang than anyone else, and he is a GOD he could choose any mate he wanted. VERDICT: Gay

Reptile- When your not a human, not an animal, and cant talk your options are pretty limited. VERDICT: Virgin

Scorpion - Quan Chi's Bitch. VERDICT: Gay

Sektor- See Cyrax. VERDICT: Straight

Shang Tsung - Binded his soul to Shao Kahn. VERDICT: Gay

Sheeva - Sheeva's only options are Goro and Kintaro. VERDICT: Straight.

Sindel - Sindel mothered Kitana. I dont think it was an adoption scenario, so there must have been a man involved. VERDICT: Straight.

Smoke - The hair says it all. "Where there's smoke there is FLAMING. VERDICT: Very Gay

Sonya - Sonya has both Jax and Johnny Cage wanting some action yet shows no interest in either of them, and is constantly trying to avenge her "partenor". VERDICT: Lesbian

Stryker - Officer Nasty himself. Reminds me a lot of Robert Halford and we all know how that turned out. VERDICT: Gay

Sub-Zero - Sub Zero freezes anything he touches. VERDICT: Virgin

Shao Kahn - It was well established that no ass is safe from Kahns Wrath. VERDICT: Kahn can have sex with a man, but its not because he is gay, its because he is bored with all the women.

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