SEKTOR SEVEN PERSONAL LOG NO. 43.196.66 problems and lots o trouble
Well no matches today. So I can finaly go to red dragon research faciltiy. I need to check up on progress of the red dragon creatures that were former clan members.
So I was heading to ships when I ran into Reiko who had Kahns helmet slammed on to his head so hard that blood was running down his head.
When he walked by he told me "don't ask! do not say a word!".
So I assume that Kahn finaly confronted him about sneaking into his room to wear his helmet. So now that we are approching the red dragon facility main docking bays I can... Wait hold on... ...!!! DAMMIT!!! Shao Kahn stowed away in the emergancy escape pods.
Well this is a problem cuz he does not have AV-7 security clearance. I can't detain him or he will send me to the arena again. So now I have to deal with him messing around with the personal.
Honestly he is bad as Scorpion when it comes to randomly killing people just to see their blood spilled on the ground. Their insetiable blood lust is a waste of valuble personal.
Ok we are at the sector A1 security access doors. So now I can check on... What!?! What do you mean LOCKING SYSTEM ERROR!?!111 It was working fine a few minutes ago! Oh wait a minute is that Ermac over there!?!
Theres a reason we call him Error Macro. Everything that he uses glitches up. So lets see whet happened to this... ...run system bios... ...run diagnostics...
Annnd AH HA. Here's the problem. The system file that holds the authtication protocols is corrupted. So lets open it and DAMMIT!!!
ERROR MACRO YOU &!$#ING IDIOT!!! YOU REPLACED A FILE WITH GARBAGE CODE AGAIN!!! Great now I will need to reformat the software AGAIN!!!
Everything that glltch ninja uses that uses computer chips gets screwed up!!! We have more IT guys in sektor seven then any other organization in existance because of him.
Good thing I am a techy or else nothing would work for more then an hour at most.
*one week later*
Now after that problem is taken care of now I can... woah security lockdown? What now??? I can't win. Oh hey Reiko... What's that? Oh god not again this is insane. Shao Kahn killed 10 people again. Well its tazer time, and Reiko you to get that helmet off your head. You are drippng blood everywere.
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