Sektor seven personal log no. 21.362.36 rickrolling the koloseum protest and torture degrading Shao Kahn.
Today we were mad at Kahn for killing off our scientists last time I wrote a personal log. So we decided to protest in the arena today to show him how pissed we are.
So we performed grisly specticles while holding up a boom box playing rick astleys never gonna give you up at full blast. Thus rickrolling him and making him vomit in disgust.
Meat and his other skinless friends were getting scourged by me, others and themselfs just at the edge of the arena near where his throne is. We were wielding special whips for this gore fest.
They were long and heavy and thick with kangaroo hide thongs. These thongs were lased with steel razor wire barbs in them. At the tips were razor sharp blades that were hook shaped. This was not only tear out large chunks of flesh from the victem but to retain those chunks of flesh on the whip.
So while some where holding picket signs and shouting. Others were holding the large boom box. The rest and me were assisting Meat and friends with the scourging of the chest while they scourged their backs.
Once we tore chunks of flesh from the skinless people we all swung the whips at Shao Khan. This made those flesh chunks hit him. So we flay ribbons of flesh from the Meats, splatter them on Kahn and then repeat.
Now Kahn has seen a lot of blood and gore. Some that evan the bravest of warriors would get sick from. Being constantly pelted with chunks and ribbons of bloody flesh and entrials is bad enough for him. But also being forced to listen to the most annoying song on the internet was too much to bear.
So he lost both his breakfast, lunch and all the snacks he had in between those 2 meals. He also lost his appatite so he skipped dinner. I guess the stench of blood and sticky wetness of torn flesh nausiated him.
After that the tarkatans forced him to eat the flesh chunks and the flesh and blood on all the whips too. He was so sick that he was driven insane after the grisly and degrading treatment. We had to hold him in a padded cell to prevent him from hurting himself.
Oh and we finaly managed to get Kahns helmet
off of reikos head. So is being treated in the facility hospital. But just to get back at him he put some sharp metal claws into the helmet and then wove the longest ribbons of flesh from the scourging into them. So he will have a squishy surprise when he puts it back on.
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