8 very funny

Nightwolf: Trust is for fools....

Raiden: Anger is not the way Nightwolf.

Nightwolf: It sounds the trump of war Thunder GOD!

8

Skarlet: Outworld preferred you dead

Mileena: Shall I take your legs again?

Skarlet: Take as in the pain from kicking you

8

Smoke: Why do you pursue me Lin Kuei?

Sub-Zero: Because you are my friend Smoke.

Smoke: The Smoke you knew no longer exists!

Relic hunt where is

Ok???

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: Scorpion would make a better grandmaster of the Lin Kuei

Sektor: that Shirai Ryu Dog has no rights to be near a Lin Kuei Temple.

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: For his rage, at least he is not as delusional as you are.

Quan Chi: Ah Bi-Han you have see what I have in store for you.

Bi-Han As Sub-Zero: If you call him your masterpiece, then you are sorely mistaken.

Quan Chi: Everyone shall serve me in the end, even you, Bi-Han.

Bi-Han as Noob Saibot: I am here for your soul.

Bi-Han as Sub-Zero: You will have kill me first.

Bi-Han as Noob Saibot: I will.

Bi-Han as Sub-Zero: What are you?

Bi-Han as Noob Saibot: A Shadowy Reflection of your Dark Soul.

Bi-Han as Sub-Zero: Let me purge you from me.

9 good ones

Sektor: Delusional brat

Frost: The Lin Kuei is mine to command Sektor!

Sektor: Not while I live.....

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: Ah the Great Kung Lao

Kung Lao: True I do take after my ancestor

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: You have to be better than him to defeat me.

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: So you killed the older Hanzo

D'Vorah: What if I did?

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: I shall take your head

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: It is sad to see you, Scorpion as you are now.

Scorpion: Slave to whom

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: A Slave to Quan Chi and to your anger.

Scorpion: My family and Clan is dead because of you

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: If I have fallen to you that night, it would be My family and Clan by Quan Chi and the Brotherhood of Shadow

Scorpion: It doesn't matter, now die.

Bi-Han as Noob Saibot: I shall purge you

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: from what

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: From Life and Human Weakness

Quan Chi: I will make you and your brother as my masterpieces

Bi-Han as Sub Zero: Over my dead body

Quan Chi: That can be arranged.

8

Mileena: The blood sucking Harpie......

Scarlet: Your words mean nothing to me Mileena.

Mileena: They will once you are bleeding....

10

Shang Tsung: Did Shao Kahn send you Bi-han to kill me?

Bi-han as Sub Zero: You have a very long enemy list that want you dead.

Shang Tsung: Elusive as usual, Bi-han.

Shao Kahn: You served me well Sindel.....

Sindel: At what cost, Shao Kahn?

Shao Kahn: Pawns are of no consequence.

9

Johnny Cage: Keepin the hive clean, D'Vorah?

D'Vorah: Getting rid of you would please many bellies!

Johnny Cage: THIS ONE, does not bring such joy...

Ka-Tra

Raiden: What business have you with me, Queen Sindel?

Sindel: You may control the thunder, but have you ever FELT it?

Raiden: I MUST CONSULT THE ELDER GODS!/I NEED AN ADULT!

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Kotal: As you can see, I escaped your Flesh Pit experiments.

Shang Tsung: Whatever happened to the mirror I attached to your foot?

Kotal: Safely away from you, Sorcerer!

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Kotal: What great wisdom does the young Slayer of Shinnok offer?

Cassie: The Frienemy of my Frienemy is my Frienemy?

Kotal: That's not an accurate translation./l weep for the future...

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Robocop: Freeze scum bag!

Liu Kang: Do not confuse ME for my Revenant.

Robocop: Dead or Alive, you're coming with me.

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Scorpion: Another Cyborg persuer?

Robocop: Dead or Alive, you're coming with me.

Scorpion: I've been both, and YOU will Get Over HERE!

Ka-Tra

Skarlet: Blood is thicker than water.

Rain: Holy water runs through my Edenian veins.

Skarlet: Then i will take your throne for myself demi-god prince.

Kitana: We was both extended family and daughters of Shao Kahn once.

Skarlet: My Kahn saved me and instructed me blood arts in the Fortress Dungeons and Sea of Blood.

Kitana: Yet you still remain blinded by his knowledge, like how i was before i freed myself.

Johnny Cage: Greetings Lord Rain.

Rain: No jokes this time mummer?

Johnny: Water you talking about?!

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Johnny Cage: Go home Raiden, you're drunk!

Raiden: THE INSOLENCE OF SUCH AN ACCUSATION!!

Johnny Cage: Did you or did you not crash your lightning?

Ka-Tra

Rain: You kept my heritage from me Thunder God!

Raiden: Edenian affairs do not concern me Rain!

Rain: Now they shall!

Khrome: Do you not know of the realm of the night?

Li Mei: It's now another part of what i fight for, Outworld!

Khrome: Then i will liberate us.

Delia: Feel the flames of the Edenian demi-sorceress.

Scorpion: It would be foolish to fight fire with fire.

Delia: Thanks to my visions, this lady knows better.

Shao Kahn: You dare come for my dominion adopted one?

Mileena: Rightfully heiress to your competence my emperor.

Shao Kahn: Defeat me and i will approve.

Kitana: Why don't you get yourself a real daughter?

Shao Kahn: Reiko may as well be my son, witless child.

Kitana: And you may as well be dethroned, by a princess.

Mileena: Does Mother dearest approve?

Sindel: We shall see daughter

Mileena: This should be fun......

Kitana: Now I know the truth, I refuse to be related to something like you.

Milieena: Beauty is only skin deep.

Kitana: That it is, both inside and out.

Scorpion: I will have your guts for garters.

Bo' Rai Cho: *Spews*

Scorpion: Your alcoholism speaks in more ways than one.

Argus: You failed us when me and my wife behest you my elemental.

Blaze: I am bound in chains as Delia's slave in fiery abyss no more.

Argus: One day you will serve your creators again, even though Shao Kahn absorbed most of your power.