Frost.

You fiendish little duck.

Kano had a heart attack.

Kobra goes

Mortal Kombat ain't got no need for Draculas! Git aut Nitara!

Damn you coltess for killing Nitara! I'll eliminate Kabal!

Daegon failed his parents...again

Bo' Rai Cho has died of dysentery.

Moloch ate a contaminated whale's penis and died

Too much time on the Oregon Trail...

Hit the road Jax!

Kai...just leave.

Shujinko should retire to a nursing home. In fact I wonder how differently the MK Deception ending would have been.

Scorpion: You've meddled in the affairs with the Elder Gods for long enough!
Shujinko: Scorpion! I've collected all the Kamidogu and am ready to send them to the Elder Gods! I will have no interruptions! Why you'll be nothing like that Monster guy I...
Scorpion: Yea, yea shut up
(punches old man in the face and knocks him out. Then Scorpion carries unconscious Shujinko by shoulder)
Scorpion: Well that wasn't too hard.
(minutes later Scorpion settles down unconscious Shujinko on an armchair surrounded by elderly people doing elderly things (player cards, sewing etc.) within a nursing home)
Scorpion: Well at least he won't bare the burden of finding out he was the major pawn in resurrecting some deranged man-like dragon ruler. All right lets go
(teleports back to Nexus meanwhile)
Onaga (entering Nexus): Ehh Shujinko that's because you haven't found the last of the...wait where did he go?
(Suddenly Scorpion teleports to Nexus in time)
Onaga: Who are you?
Scorpion: Champion of the Elder Gods bitch now GET OVER HERE!
(shoots out spear that hits Onaga's chest and drags him over to Scorpion who unsheathes Murai Ryu sword and decapitates the Dragon KIng. Body falls over in thud)
Scorpion (sarcastically): Woo-hoo the realms are saved.Seriously we're done. Roll credits
(Credits appear with background music (Michael Jackson's Don't Stop 'Till You Get Enough)
...In case you were wondering I eliminated Shujinko. Is that clear enough?

I don't... what?

Tasia.

Blaze you plot device that no one gives a shit about. Begone!

Tremor.

Sektor

Jataaka.

Rain, Rain, go away. Come again some other day!

..No Darrius it's NOT because you're black! We just think you're a useless generic fighter in the franchise!
(kicks him into the Pit)

Kia.

The cop dies again with a smack to the mouth. Stryker.

Shinnok.

That traitorous dragon bitch Li Mei needs to go.

Khameleon, just get out.

Ashrah.

We're making progress!

Hotaru