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Spider804
06/25/2011 12:35 AM (UTC)
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Super Duper roflcopter
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Jaded-Raven
06/25/2011 12:40 AM (UTC)
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Insider2000 Wrote:
That's fine.

So about Stryker...



....And his ass.



His glorious....glorious ass.


EDIT: AWWWW! Stryker's glorious ass is too gloriously huge to fit on the page. Now it just looks like Kabal staring scared as Stryker is about to rape him.


What I wouldn't give to burrow my face in that...


... I mean...


Yeah, nice ass.
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Spider804
06/25/2011 12:41 AM (UTC)
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You guys are too much. XD
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Keep dunking your Kenshi breadsticks into your Skarlet sauce, people! The main course isn't coming for a while, and you never know when it's going to be disappointing.

06/25/2011 12:49 AM (UTC)
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Motorboat....

I know that's only supposed to apply to women, but I want to motorboat both chest and ass.

*smokes fake cigarette*

Yeeeeeaaaaah.....
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Espio872
06/25/2011 03:08 AM (UTC)
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I'm sure Stryker's real life inspiration would probably blush at reading some of these comments...I suspect he couldn't keep the eager boys and girls off him haha.
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Espio872
06/25/2011 03:14 AM (UTC)
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Insider2000 Wrote:
Well, this thread was unnecessarily revived. Meh, while I'm here....


I wanna rip Stryker's shirt off wif my teef!!!



Glad that's out of my system.


This statement becomes inherently funny when you say it with a country.accent...ye haw!
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Keep dunking your Kenshi breadsticks into your Skarlet sauce, people! The main course isn't coming for a while, and you never know when it's going to be disappointing.

06/25/2011 03:28 AM (UTC)
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Espio872 Wrote:
I'm sure Stryker's real life inspiration would probably blush at reading some of these comments...I suspect he couldn't keep the eager boys and girls off him haha.


Well, considering that gay marriage is now equal in New York City (Marriage Equality Act just passed)....

And Stryker is an NYC SWAT officer.......

*sniff*

We can have ourselves a Muppet wedding! Everyone is invited that is willing to sing "He Makes Me Happy".

First invite goes to Cookie Monster.



EDIT: Stryker has a real life inspiration? God I hope it isn't John Cena like everyone thinks it is.

(Somewhere, John Cena is now crying.)
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Rockchalk5477
06/25/2011 03:32 AM (UTC)
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Insider2000 Wrote:
EDIT: Stryker has a real life inspiration? God I hope it isn't John Cena like everyone thinks it is.

Maybe it was Dave Coulier...
wink
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Keep dunking your Kenshi breadsticks into your Skarlet sauce, people! The main course isn't coming for a while, and you never know when it's going to be disappointing.

06/25/2011 03:56 AM (UTC)
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Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
Insider2000 Wrote:
EDIT: Stryker has a real life inspiration? God I hope it isn't John Cena like everyone thinks it is.

Maybe it was Dave Coulier...
wink




We never mention that man. Ever.
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Rockchalk5477
06/25/2011 04:04 AM (UTC)
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Insider2000 Wrote:
We never mention that man. Ever.

Lol. :-p
Was just teasing.

I don't see the John Cena resemblance, to be honest.
Others have said he looks like Holt McCallany(?!), but the guy looks pretty damn corpse-y in some pictures.
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khanswarrior15
06/26/2011 03:17 AM (UTC)
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I am a gaymer -- Now, I shall present you all with my personal opinion:

Shao Kahn is visually appealing, but it's all about Ermac.

I'd definitely unbandage that tallywacker.
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Espio872
06/26/2011 03:37 AM (UTC)
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Insider2000 Wrote:
Espio872 Wrote:
I'm sure Stryker's real life inspiration would probably blush at reading some of these comments...I suspect he couldn't keep the eager boys and girls off him haha.


Well, considering that gay marriage is now equal in New York City (Marriage Equality Act just passed)....

And Stryker is an NYC SWAT officer.......

*sniff*

We can have ourselves a Muppet wedding! Everyone is invited that is willing to sing "He Makes Me Happy".

First invite goes to Cookie Monster.



EDIT: Stryker has a real life inspiration? God I hope it isn't John Cena like everyone thinks it is.

(Somewhere, John Cena is now crying.)


Dreams do come truesmile

I'm basing my claim off of many characters like Starkiller from Star Wars Unleashed being based off of a human actor (Sam Witwer), who happens to be a hottie fasho, but anyways back to Stryker.


Stryker doesn't look like John Cena to me, someone posted a pick of a guy who looked like him on this page though, Holt something or other.

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Keep dunking your Kenshi breadsticks into your Skarlet sauce, people! The main course isn't coming for a while, and you never know when it's going to be disappointing.

06/26/2011 03:55 AM (UTC)
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Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
Insider2000 Wrote:
We never mention that man. Ever.

Lol. :-p
Was just teasing.

I don't see the John Cena resemblance, to be honest.
Others have said he looks like Holt McCallany(?!), but the guy looks pretty damn corpse-y in some pictures.


I know you were teasing. XD

Both Stryker and Cena DO have a bit of a....box like face. But Cena much more has a bad case of the 'ugly' while Stryker has massive cheekbones.

Dem cheekbones....

But I do see what people mean with Holt McCallany. That's probably the closest I've ever seen in terms of looking like MK9 Stryker.

I've had someone tell me he looks like Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent in the Dark Knight). Yeah, I don't see that one.

khanswarrior15 Wrote:

Dreams do come truesmile

I'm basing my claim off of many characters like Starkiller from Star Wars Unleashed being based off of a human actor (Sam Witwer), who happens to be a hottie fasho, but anyways back to Stryker.


Stryker doesn't look like John Cena to me, someone posted a pick of a guy who looked like him on this page though, Holt something or other.



Sam Witwer IS hot. Very hot. But I think Sam Witwer was Starkiller's face render. He was hired purposely to be the face for Starkiller, and he's done many interviews for the game and character.

None of MK's characters (I think) have face render actors, but I wouldn't be shocked if there are people the characters are based off of.

khanswarrior15 Wrote:
I am a gaymer -- Now, I shall present you all with my personal opinion:

Shao Kahn is visually appealing, but it's all about Ermac.

I'd definitely unbandage that tallywacker.


Like I said, I would never cheat on Stryker with any other MK character, but......Ermac's nose.....dat nose....
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06/26/2011 06:40 AM (UTC)
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rainbowrabbit Wrote:
Midey Wrote:
I doubt if I can call myself a gay or a gamer, but I am going all ways (I think it was called like that) and I like Mortal Kombat. Now I am trying to post a cool picture here.sleep


I haven't noticed it until now, but damn! Kira looks like Michael Jackson in that picture.


She's still sexy. [And I don't see it.]
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RoyalChakra
06/26/2011 06:42 AM (UTC)
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Jaded-Raven Wrote:
RoyalChakra Wrote:
Bump. grin


Please don't bump old threads like this.
3 month rule?
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khanswarrior15
06/26/2011 07:37 AM (UTC)
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You do know what they say about big noses?

(;
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NoobSaibot5
06/27/2011 12:39 AM (UTC)
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So, yesterday was Gay Pride here in Dublin, and I go in costume every year. This year though, I wanted a challenge with making an outfit. So I went for the opposite gender, done a bit of drag, and thought of the most fucked up/challenging outfit possible.

But, since this is MK online, and this IS the Gaymer Thread, why not share the picture? Not like you wont recognise her anyway ;) lol



Was a bit miffed my invisible pants were starting to show and that the make up on my face was running off in the heat, but other than that delighted. Contact lenses are a bitch.
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Jaded-Raven
06/27/2011 11:20 AM (UTC)
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
So, yesterday was Gay Pride here in Dublin, and I go in costume every year. This year though, I wanted a challenge with making an outfit. So I went for the opposite gender, done a bit of drag, and thought of the most fucked up/challenging outfit possible.

But, since this is MK online, and this IS the Gaymer Thread, why not share the picture? Not like you wont recognise her anyway ;) lol



Was a bit miffed my invisible pants were starting to show and that the make up on my face was running off in the heat, but other than that delighted. Contact lenses are a bitch.


That's actually really good! Very nice cosplay. I just have one question... Where did you put your junk? Did you tie it up or something?
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NoobSaibot5
06/27/2011 02:08 PM (UTC)
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youtube "petrilude" and look for his drag tucking video. Kinda explains how it's done but he should really emphasise how uncomfortable it is! lol
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Jaded-Raven
06/28/2011 11:00 PM (UTC)
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
youtube "petrilude" and look for his drag tucking video. Kinda explains how it's done but he should really emphasise how uncomfortable it is! lol


I can imagine. :S

Also, I just want to announce this in here:

My "GO GAY SMOKE" sig is not to offend any gay people or Smoke fans. I am both. It is to prove a point. There was a discussion about calling the characters in MK for ninjas when they are indeed not ninjas, but people call them that due to the way they look. Which I find rather shallow and ignorant.

So I try to prove my point through this provocative (as some might find it) sig.
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06/29/2011 01:42 PM (UTC)
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Smoke gay... No. Rain... Maybe.
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FlamingTP
06/29/2011 02:57 PM (UTC)
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This thread is gay.
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DG1OA
06/29/2011 03:52 PM (UTC)
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I believe Baraka to be the most beautiful man in the MK series. I am not kidding. I am quite fond of his sharp teeth. His primary MK9 design has him wearing some pretty nice pants.

I love to imagine him either with a leather jacket, or in nothing but a speedo.

MK: Legacy just had to give him lips, which ruined his face. Bastards.
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Jaded-Raven
06/29/2011 04:39 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
Smoke gay... No. Rain... Maybe.


I'd like to think both of them are. I once wrote a fanfiction with Rain and Reiko, my next will be with Smoke and Tundra. ;)

FlamingTP Wrote:
This thread is gay.


That it is. XD

DG1OA Wrote:
I believe Baraka to be the most beautiful man in the MK series. I am not kidding. I am quite fond of his sharp teeth. His primary MK9 design has him wearing some pretty nice pants.

I love to imagine him either with a leather jacket, or in nothing but a speedo.

MK: Legacy just had to give him lips, which ruined his face. Bastards.


Just don't let him do a BJ on you. That would have fatal consequences. Then again, so could a handjob from him, should he suddenly unleash his blades. XD
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06/29/2011 10:39 PM (UTC)
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Wow, a lot of people are digging Stryker.

Even now, I don't find Stryker much attractive.

Smoke, on the other hand, has gotten pretty hot. Sub-Zero as well.

Of all, I must say Nightwolf has made the biggest improvement image-wise, imo. I used to hate looking at him back in the 2D days, but in MK9, well, he's look-at-able. lol

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