RedScorpio Wrote: Well, since tonight is Kane and Lita's "Big Red Wedding", I have been thinking about something that right now is imposible but I think it would be a cool idea. Here it goes: Kane and Lita enter the ring and there's an altar with a "Preach" from the Dark Side. The ceremony goes on but suddently all lights go out... then the sound of a Thunder is heard and the lights go on and there's a Crow standing on top of the altar and the "Preach" is lying on the mat unconsious. Then the lights go out again and then a Metallica song (which name I forgot) starts playing and the lights go on again and you see someone coming down from the cealing all dressed in black. When he hits bottom everyone realizes that the guy is none other than Sting. As Kane looks amazed, Sting points at Kane with his Baseball bat. Kane tries to throw a punch but Sting counters it and starts kicking Kane's ass. As security start coming to the ring, the lights go out for a couple of seconds and when they go on again, there's smoke around and in the ring but Sting is long gone. Heh, just a "fantasy", what ya' think?

People like you should be on the WWE writing team!Great Idea.

Damn! i was really hoping matt would stop kane! but that was a great wedding...expecially Trish

WOW, The Rock makes another surprise appearence. I'AM SHOCKED!!!. these appearences by The Rock arn't as speical as they use to be. The only time I would actually care about the rock on TV is if he comes back FULL TIME again.

That was great.Matt got chokeslammed off the stage,chokeslam could of been better,but still good.That wall of fire was SWEET though!Rock once again comes back for a day to beat up coach again too.

Drfatality Wrote: RedScorpio Wrote: Well, since tonight is Kane and Lita's "Big Red Wedding", I have been thinking about something that right now is imposible but I think it would be a cool idea. Here it goes: Kane and Lita enter the ring and there's an altar with a "Preach" from the Dark Side. The ceremony goes on but suddently all lights go out... then the sound of a Thunder is heard and the lights go on and there's a Crow standing on top of the altar and the "Preach" is lying on the mat unconsious. Then the lights go out again and then a Metallica song (which name I forgot) starts playing and the lights go on again and you see someone coming down from the cealing all dressed in black. When he hits bottom everyone realizes that the guy is none other than Sting. As Kane looks amazed, Sting points at Kane with his Baseball bat. Kane tries to throw a punch but Sting counters it and starts kicking Kane's ass. As security start coming to the ring, the lights go out for a couple of seconds and when they go on again, there's smoke around and in the ring but Sting is long gone. Heh, just a "fantasy", what ya' think? People like you should be on the WWE writing team!Great Idea.

LOL, thanks.

OMG! LOL! Kane worse a white Tuxido on RAW!!?? Holy Shit! I gotta see it. and I heard they played a creepy organ music during the wedding. damn I wish I would of saw it!

Trish got was was coming to her, I waited for the day Lita would shut her up. Matt Hardy couldn't save the day, and I didn't want him to, Kane, though bad, is awesome.

Whattabout the other matches?

Results from today that I can remember:

Tracie got voted off I think (YAWN who gives a shit)

HHH gave Orton the oppertunity to give him the WHC belt, and HHH would forget about him, they wouldn't have anymore problems. Randy spit (yes it's true) in HHH's face, knocked him down with the belt, then ran off taunting HHH. I expected Orton to knock down HHH with the Belt and whip him with it, WCW Sting style.

Edge still has his IC belt, was DQ'd, but in the match, Y2J couldn't win by DQ.

William Regal beat Ric Flair by Pinfall (ringside was Batista and Eugene. Batista was hurting Eugene, until Benoit's fists had to tell Batista what he thought about it)

Kane married Lita (best part about tonight's RAW), Trish was injured by Lita, Matt Hardy got a chokeslam for his efforts to save Lita, and that Fire wall kicked ass.

Great RAW tonight.

Raw pretty much sucked like usual.First of all Rock sucksss major ass i dont understand how people can like him he doesnt deserve to walk in whenever he wants and cut a promo. All he does is repeat his gay catch phrases and there so damn cheesy and old.Die Rocky DIE!!!.Now about the whole orton evolution angle why did evolution come down to hhh music and orton had evolutions music flair came down to his music too Does this mean orton gets evolutions music that wouldnt make any sense since hes not in the stable anymore.Maybe they just didnt have time to give orton new music.Eugene really needs to leave Raw i haTE HIM I hate him hes boring and already is getting old.And finally kanes wedding pretty gay and cheesy the best part was trish telling lita shes a slut.

OK since you type like that im gonna type like you OK thats good randy orton wasnt officially kicked out of evolution and hhh gave him the oppertunity to give him (hhh)the championship and he would be forgiven and still be in evolution and if you dont like raw or say all the shows suck why do you watch them in the first place then

I thought Rock's segment was pretty cool.

Trish Stratus in that white outfit was worth the price of admission to Raw last night..

Solid show, the Rock kicks ass, tho the 'Hopefull Diva's' kinda suck each time they are out, but at least all the shitty lookin ones are gone and all that is left is some fine FINE women..

I wish they would stop teasing with the HBK thing. They did that with Steiner and it sucked. Let us be fucking surprised, that adds the BEST element..

blade-tsung Wrote: Trish Stratus in that white outfit was worth the price of admission to Raw last night.. Solid show, the Rock kicks ass, tho the 'Hopefull Diva's' kinda suck each time they are out, but at least all the shitty lookin ones are gone and all that is left is some fine FINE women.. I wish they would stop teasing with the HBK thing. They did that with Steiner and it sucked. Let us be fucking surprised, that adds the BEST element..

I missed Trish. Hell, I don't care about her! I wanna see Gial Kim in a white outfit!

The Rock. zzzzzzzzzzzzz Nice to see him again. We'll probably see him again in what? 4 months? This whole Diva thing is just bad!

I wished HBK was gonna break that wedding up. Eh! It was okay I guess.


GD

ghostdragon Wrote: blade-tsung Wrote: Trish Stratus in that white outfit was worth the price of admission to Raw last night.. Solid show, the Rock kicks ass, tho the 'Hopefull Diva's' kinda suck each time they are out, but at least all the shitty lookin ones are gone and all that is left is some fine FINE women.. I wish they would stop teasing with the HBK thing. They did that with Steiner and it sucked. Let us be fucking surprised, that adds the BEST element.. I missed Trish. Hell, I don't care about her! I wanna see Gial Kim in a white outfit! The Rock. zzzzzzzzzzzzz Nice to see him again. We'll probably see him again in what? 4 months? This whole Diva thing is just bad! I wished HBK was gonna break that wedding up. Eh! It was okay I guess. GD

My man, last night, Trish looked SO good in this white thing...no joke man she'd make u forget about Gail for the 2 min she was on ;)

The Rock, well, anytime they are in Anaheim, it's a safe bet he'll be there, aside from that, don't get ur hopes up..

HBK OWNS UR SOUL FOR LIFE

blade-tsung Wrote: My man, last night, Trish looked SO good in this white thing...no joke man she'd make u forget about Gail for the 2 min she was on ;)

NOTHING, and I mean nothing would make me forget about Gail Kim!!! Not even for a second.


GD

Trish looked DAMN good last night,holy shit.They had it on wwe.com last night,GOD where did it go?
EDIT:WAIT A SECOND!It is there.just go to raw results and it has the vid.

Yeah, Trish looked good. Also Lita looked fine in both white and black dresses.

*watching vid*

HAHAHA! Lita beat the hell out of Trish!

Oh! And Blade-T, I was thinking of Gail Kim the whole time I watched it!


GD

Raw was ok. Not great, bit ok. Only two matches, I wouldn't call it much of a success. I bet the ratings will be low, then maybe, just maybe, the WWE might not do any more stupid wedding anlges. I enjoyed the Rock's surprise appearance. Him beating up Coach is always funny, I hate that piece of shit Coachman. The Pie bit was priceless!



Official Smackdown Preview:
From WWE.com

HEIDENREICH DEBUTS ON SMACKDOWN!
Aug. 26, 2004

The most prolific manager of WWE Champions in history, Paul Heyman, has been warning SmackDown! viewers for weeks. Now the time has finally come, as Heidenreich will be in action this week on SmackDown!

Heyman has been able to lead such names as Kurt Angle, Big Show and Brock Lesnar to the top of the SmackDown! mountain. It will be interesting to see if he can do the same with Heidenreich. The big man's journey begins on SmackDown! Thursday night. Don't miss it.

Also, Match No. 2 in the best-of-five series between United States Champion Booker T and former champ John Cena will take place. Cena has a 1-0 lead over Booker. Will he make it 2-0, or will the champ even the score? Find out this week on SmackDown!

All this and more this week on SmackDown! on UPN at 8/7 CT.

It's ok GD, I was thinkin bout Stacy soooo..... ;)



BTW - I haven't seen it mentioned here, but Y2J and Edge put on a fucking clinic last night. Cheers to them

olympic_Hero Wrote: OMG! LOL! Kane worse a white Tuxido on RAW!!?? Holy Shit! I gotta see it. and I heard they played a creepy organ music during the wedding. damn I wish I would of saw it!

LOL,my dad seen Kane at the airport a few months ago wearing a sweat suit and a ski cap.LOL.I still don't know how this Kane/Lita thing will work out.Kane had a girl anyone remember?Torrie.Oh yeah I was watching The E! Channel a few days ago Chyna and X-Pac made a porno.LOL.

Drfatality Wrote: LOL,my dad seen Kane at the airport a few months ago wearing a sweat suit and a ski cap.LOL.I still don't know how this Kane/Lita thing will work out.Kane had a girl anyone remember?Torrie.Oh yeah I was watching The E! Channel a few days ago Chyna and X-Pac made a porno.LOL.

Ack! Don't remind me about a Chyna/X-Pac porno!! a porno with Alien and Predator would be less disturbing!

Anyways, I'am looking foward to Bottom Line this weekend to see the Wedding. alot of people are saying that it was the most funniest skit in the history of the WWE. Damn I can't wait!

Am I the only one who was insanely disappointed by last nights RAW? They couldn't pull off anything right. Here's my RAW Review (new segment for me):

Absolutely awful. Nothing can describe how p'ed I was at the end of RAW last night. They couldn't pull off even the easiest challenges. Here are my highlights and lowlights:

Highlights: Only 2:
1. Matt Hardy getting chokeslammed through the tables, so he can vanish for another 6 months.
2. Trish in that white outfit !!! Dag she looked hot!!!

Lowlights: The 30 minute Diva Search segment. What was the point of having the Rock show up if he isn't going to do anything but act like a total perv in front of the diva, then bring on Tajiri to act like a mega perv, and then finally use it as another eye candy segment (I didn't know what to do when Christy did her thing, laugh at the sheer idiocy of it or vomit right on the spot) and to show Coach get beat up for the umpteenth time. Then there was the perfectly predictable outcome of the Orton/Triple H segment, and the billionth time they used Eugene (now he's a backround character again? WTF?! He headlined the PPV 2 weeks ago!), AND to top it all off, the fact that they used midgets (MIDGETS!!!) in the Kane wedding. OK, WWE checklist: They got retards, midgets, and cripples (Zach Gowen anyone?), what's next, a gay and lesbian (no offense to anyone who is one) tag team???

I got Pics of Trish in her FINE ASS White Dress, and KANE IN THE TUXEDO!!!!!!

Heres a nice little game to pass the time, below are a series of pics, and you guys try to caption them. Heres my bunch.....


After a 12 year absence, the long-awaited return of VIRGIL has finally come!


"No Spike, I still don't think it looks like a rash from this angle."


Hey, I just noticed that one of these Dudleys isn't white! That's crazy!!!!!


Angle: Teddy, I have no Idea what the Hell you just said, but I feel the sudden urge for some Peanuts


To pass the time between matches at the Tuesday tapings, Undertaker and Big Show often like to play darts with the cruiserweights


Booker T is just as shocked as everyone in the audience that he's actually wearing a belt!!


Once again, Smackdown's live ratings tracker brings unexected news


More Coming Soon!!

For Luther and Booker.

Booker:I know you didnt just do that!Stop touching my ass!
Luther:Me big scary!ROAR!