Scorpion_Ninja987 Wrote:
GOOD things:
-Chris Benoit as World Heavyweight Champion...wait a minute, THAT'S ALEREADY FINISHED !
-Eugene Dinsmore (you gotta love that simpleton...)
-La Resistance as Quebecers (when they were French, they were cool...now they're just plain awesome)
-The Undertaker back as the Dead Man
BAD things:
-Bradshaw as Undisputed Champion (Why, God ? Why must the shittiest wrestler in the WWE be given such an important title ? Why do you hate us, God ?)
-Randy Orton as World Heavyweight Champion (Why do you hate us so much, God ?!)
-Horrible Cruiserweight Division (Mysterio this ! Mysterio that ! Chavo this ! Chavo that ! WHERE are the OTHER Cruiserweights, damn it ! Where's TAKA Michinoku ? Where's Funaki ? Where's Akio ? Where's Billy Kidman (he's Tag Team Champion with Paul London, but they're both much better suited for the Cruiserweight Division) ? Where's Paul London (The only wrestler in the WWE right now who can pull off a 450 Splash. All other 450 Splash wrestlers are in NWA-TNA, in Mexico and in Japan) ?
WHERE THE HELL IS ULTIMO DRAGON ?!!!
Where is the best damn Cruiserweight (dare I say best damn wrestler, PERIOD) that the WWE currently has under contract ? Eh ? Is he gone because he's just TOO DAMN GOOD and makes almost all other wrestlers look shitty in comparison to him ?
-Rob Van Dam on the Treadmill to Nowhere (you know what I'm talking about)
-Booker T on the treadmill to nowhere (same as above)
-Kenzo Suzuki (his racial gimmick has DISASTER written all over it...)
-Mordecai being sent back to OVW (for once, man. For ONCE, WWE actually comes up with a GOOD gimmick (i.e., one that doesn't suck balls, i.e., not in the same category as 99% of all other WWE gimmicks), and has the opportunity to push a "big man" that can actually WRESTLE. They build up his hype and suddenly...He disappears.
-Kanyon being released (to make more room for talentless, green rookies like Randy Orton)
-Kane/Lita pregnancy angle (it's the Mark Henry/Mae Young pregnancy angle all over again ! 10 $ says that Lita will give birth to a plastic hand)
-Diva Search (waste of air time)
-One word : HORSHU !
So as you can see, the bad devastatingly outweighs the good. You can whine and bitch and shout all you want, but it's the beginning of the end for WWE. Remember WCW ? Remember when DAVID FREAKIN' ARQUETTE became WCW World Heavyweight Champion ? I can post the image again if you like, lots of people here are masochists and like feeling pain in their eyes. Well, the moment I went on the Net (cause I stopped watching WWE's televised shit a long time ago) and saw Bradshaw's hideous redneck face and the Undisputed Title in his hand, I realized that it was the beginning of the end. Jerry Lynn is a damn genius; he said this: "WWE isn't about wrestling, it's about crazy gimmicks and who can sell action figures and video games.". I really couldn't have said it better myself, Jerry.
So my suggestion to youse people is to reinforce the walls, barricade the windows and weld the doors shut, because when the WWE comes crashing down, it's gonna come down with a thunderous crash that will shake the World to it's foundation. Don't say I didn't warn you, or I'm gonna slap the taste out of your mouth...
Scandal officially created. Egos officially broken. Optimism oficially destroyed. All in a day's work. It's hiatus time once again for your friendly neighborhood S_N987, as he will return only when MK:Deception comes out and he gets it on his PS2 Emulator. Until then, smell you later and keep your sticks on the ice. |
I don't feel like commenting on ALL your comments but you make alot of good points.
I was very pissed that they decided to cann Mordeicai. He was awesome. his gimick was awesome, the entrance was awesome, the music was awesome, and he was a decent wrestler. He basiclly had everything I love about The Undertaker.
For me, the best part about the WWE so far is the return of the deadman. even 5 month later. The Undertaker is still the best part of the WWE right now.
I agree about RVD. hes a awesome wrestler but yet, the WWE perfers he wrestle on Velocity, not appear on PPVs and not give him any sort of push. he should be one of the top Main-Eventers by now. he definlly has the crowd support for it. sometimes, the WWE boggles my mind on some of the shit they do.
As for the cruiserweights, yeah, they definlly should be on SmackDown! alot more. but at least the WWE deceided to push some of them on SmackDown! recently which is as good as its gonna get. I'am glad Kidman and London are Tag Team Champions. even if it isn't the Cruiserweight title, them holding any kind of Championship is a good thing. and Spike is actually making a decent Cruiserweight Champion sence his heel turn. I will say thing. Sending Akio to OVW was a stupid decesion. that guy is awesome.
I'am glad Booker T is US Champion, but he really should be a Main Eventer already
Seriously, This Diva Serach crap is BEYOND stupid. its obeisly rigged, the fans couldn't give two shits about it, none of the girls have no personality, even if there is a winner, she'll just appear on TV for a couple of weeks, make a pointless heel turn, wrestler a terrible match, appear on a couple of backstage skits, not appear on TV for weeks and get released. I GUERENTEE that'll happen
. As for Bradshaw. I KNOW theres VERY few who thinks this, and I mentioned it countless times. But I think JBL is actually making a decent Champion. His In-ring promos have been great IMO, hes getting tons of heel heat out there, Hes actually making his JBL charater entertaining, and hes actually had some avaerage matches(which is good for a bradshaw match). hell, people are saying his match with Undertaker was actually pretty good despite the crowd reaction. I'am sure alot of people disagrees with me about JBL but oh well.
Thats all I got for now.
Wow, I shrunk...
