nah, edge will win the title... i heard he's got an interesting story coming around... i forgot what it was though... not my fault i was in the hospital yesterday.

Why were you in the hospital?!


My predicteeones:

Orton vs Jericho - to my huge disappointment, Orton retains.

Batista vs Edge vs The Undertaker - Edge cheats his way to the World Title.

Triple H vs Jeff Hardy - If WWE knows good booking, they'll have Jeff Hardy win so Orton can beat him at the Rumble.

Punk and Kane win their tag match

HBK superkicks a pinfall into Kennedy

Khali beats Finlay.

MVP retains the U.S. title by once again defeating a former world champ.

Oh, you're just jealous of my coolness!!

Any way, moving on from this pointless crap:


** Today Bobby "The Brain" Heenan will be undergoing some major life threatening surgery that will place him in a coma for several days. The operation will be taking bone from his shin and thigh in order to reconstruct his jaw, which was damaged during radiation therapy for his throat cancer.

We wish him the best of luck.

Orton vs Jericho - Jericho in my dreams....Orton in reality

Batista vs Edge vs The Undertaker - Edge goes over here setting up for Taker/Edge at wrestlemania

Triple H vs Jeff Hardy - I'd like to see Jeff Hardy get the big push here, but i just have a nagging feeling that the son in law is gonna take it.

HBK vs. Kennedy- I'm pulling for Kennedy

Kane and Punk will likely win with a beatdown from big daddy v to follow

The Great Khali vs Finlay- Khali wins thanks to betrayal from hornswoggle who will take on a new arab gimmick after the show.

MVP vs. Mysterio- MVP

dude I seriously hope you're joking about the whole "arab" Hornswoggle idea!

WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. Chris Jericho
Winner: Orton retrains

Triple Threat Match For The World Heavyweight Championship
Batista (c) vs. The Undertaker vs. Edge
Winner: Edge wins title

Number One Contenders Match
Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy
Winner: Triple H of course

WWE Women's Championship Match
Beth Phoenix (c) vs. Mickie James
Winner: Beth

United States Championship Match
MVP (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Winner: Rey

ECW Champ CM Punk & Kane vs. Big Daddy V & Mark Henry
Winners: Punk & Kane

Shawn Michaels vs. Mr. Kennedy
Winner: Shawn Micheals

Finlay vs. The Great Khali
Winner: Khail

I think I agree with Zentile in the previous argument. I wouldn't call somebody who watches only WWE a "pro wrestling fan" because WWE has a very warped interpretation of what "pro wrestling" is. But I don't know what I would call somebody who only watched WWE, other than a "WWE fan," because it's hard to say exactly what WWE is these days, I don't even think they know themselves because they try to be and do so many different things.

I won't be ordering the WWE pay per view because I don't like bad wrestling. Actually, I probably do like bad wrestling because everybody always bashes my favourite active promotion, but I'm still not ordering that pay per view.

Orton vs Jericho will suck because Orton is a flimsy excuse for a wrestler.

Batista (c) vs. Edge vs. Undertaker is missable and neglegable because a triple threat match, although I'm sure the title is changing hands.

MVP (c) vs. Rey Mysterio might be good or really bad depending on which MVP and which Rey Mysterio show up. Hopefully it's Masahiro Chono Jr vs 1997 Rey Mysterio.

Beth Phoenix (c) vs. Mickie James will be an abortion because they're American woman and American woman are intrinsically terrible wrestlers.

Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy will be broken down Triple H standing in the middle of the ring and Hardy just bumping around for him like Booker T did, inbetween the two of them exchanging horribly stupid strikes and signature moves for 12 minutes without selling anything.

Shawn Michaels vs. Ken Kennedy will be a solid match at least and another good showing by Kennedy, I'm sure. I'll definitely download this later on.

CM Punk & Kane vs. Big Daddy V & Mark Henry will be a yawn fest because Viscera is too dominant to be interesting, Kane is awful, WWE Punk is usually not very good, and Mark Henry can only do right in relatively short singles matches.

Fit Finlay vs. The Great Khali might be watchable if they keep it short, but nothing groundbreaking or interesting in the slightest and it'll be shmozzville with run ins and weapons, most likely.

Yeah.

Orton retains

Batista wins the triple threat match

Rey Mysterio will be US champion

CM Punk and Kane win their tag team match

Triple H def Jeff Hardy

The Great Khali def Finlay

Beth Phoenix remains women's champion

And HBK kicks Mr Kennedy's ass

Whats wrong with you guys? It's way too early for Jericho to win the title. He just came back to this business. In my opinion, Jericho will probably win it, though.

Jericho will not win. What? You think they're going to do Jeff Hardy vs Jericho at the Royal Rumble?

And obviously Rey didn't beat MVP for the U.S. gold. Honestly I have no idea how anyone thought that was going to happen. I was surprised though,

That Finlay pinned Khali, which I think is a bad decision,

and

Punk got pinned by Viscera, which is a worse decision.

But Hardy going over Triple H was awesome = ) Great, great decision by WWE.

I disagree. If Hardy wasn't still the IC Champ I would agree with you here, but as it stands now there's no way he's beating Orton unless they make him drop the IC title, which will make him look weak.

Triple H puts over Hardy! I agree that's a good call on WWE's part, but wow, Trips puts Hardy over, that's the biggest surprise of the night!

LMAO...yeah, i was joking about the arab hornswoggle...you gotta admit it sounds funny though.


man HHH put over hardy, i'm happy.

HBK beats kennedy...not happy.

Good, you had be going there! And yeah, I think it would be funny to see him run around and pretend he's arab!

Man, Edge fucked up what looked like it could've been a great main-event. I never watched this PPV, and I'm starting to think I'm glad I didn't. And WTF is up with JBL?

I should have said favourite major promotion - my favourite promotion is actually BattlARTS - but my favourite major promotion is NOAH, that's what I meant.

Yeah, the JBL thing just kinda came outta nowhere with no real rhyme or reason to back it. I'm assuming this is wwe setting up some kind of Jericho/JBL program, but why? JBL is supposedly retired due to his back, so.....WTF? Must Y2J be thrown to the mid-card so fast?

I don't see what you're disagreeing with.

I'm disagreeing that it's a good decision to put Hardy over in that match. It's just setting us up for a match that we already know the result of.

Yeah, but that's the case with most world title matches nowadays, and it's putting Jeff Hardy over, making him a bigger star, while if Triple H went over, it would do nothing for him but it wouldn't allow Jeff to grow. This way you have a stronger Jeff Hardy and a strong as ever Triple H.

That makes sense, and that is why I agree with you

Thats still true...

shut up, you have no idea what you're talking about

as long as hbk won as well as edge... i really don't care for the rest. lately some of these ppvs i saw were really crappy... royal rumble and no way out should be decent i hope... otherwise its just wrestlemania to rely on a good ppv to watch. i just can't wait for raw tonight.

I actually agree with Reign, it's WAY too early for Jericho to win the world title from both the mark and smart point of view. He's only won one match since he came back, and it was against Santino Marella, while there are guys who have been working for years straight with tons of victories- therefore, from the mark or kayfabe prespective, Jericho shouldn't really be the number one contender.
From the smart's point of view, dispite Jericho's momentum from his huge comeback, it would make a lot more sense and it would give his reign a much bigger sense of accomplishment and structure if he'd fight his way back to the top, where he'd eventually get a title match at either Mania or Backlash.

But now they've kinda ruined it.

Don't tell me to shut up for stating my opinion, you ugly bitch.