I'm surprised no one's mentioned Mermaidman he's halarious.

Spongebob: Quick Mermaidman there's evil afoot

Mermaidman: EVIL,EVIL,EEEEVIIIIIILL

How about the one were Spongebob and Patrick get a tan.

Patrick: I look like one of those hip young old people from the soda commercials.

*cuts to real life old guy with a can of soda*

It'a radical,RADICAL, DRINK IT!

Oh yeeeah. The backwards day episode....lol

Mermaid Man- "Prolonged exposure to the orb of confusion will cause...CONFUSION!"

Spongebob trying to trick Gary into taking a bath, paints the tub into a treasure chest. "Oh and look Gary, doubloons(soap)...don't drop em" *winks*

Spongebob yelling down a hole
Spongebob- "Patrick, are you okay?"
Patrick- "FINLAND!"

LAME IS/BE LAME

LOVE THAT JOKE!!

Okay here's a classic
Patrick: oooohhh, east? I thought you said "weast"

Flying Dutchman: And stop staring at me with them big ol' eyes!
*Spongebob's eyes shrink*

Ah! Mother of Pearl!

Spongebob vs Patrick in a wrestling match.

Spongebob pins patrick down and pulls out an eraser and erases half of patrick's name off of his new Chumb Bucket name tag...

Patrick- "MY NAME'S....NOT...RICK!!!!!

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar!"

"Hey, Patrick, I hear there's a job opening at the pet store... as some newspaper!"

"FINE! Take me to Robot Pirate Island! I wanna arm restle with cowboys on the moon! Just do it so I can go home and watch T.V!

-Squidward

This thread is making me laugh like a five year old, brings back a lot of hilarious memories.

That smell....That smelly smell that smells....smelly

"This one I like to call the Poop Loop."
POOOOOOOOOP.

The scene where it looks like SpongeBob and Patrick are in the same bed, but it turns out Patrick is sleeping BETWEEN SPONGEBOB'S MATTRESSES makes me howl to this day.

If SpongeBob was real, the conversation before would've gone like this:

"So where am I gonna sleep?"

"I dunno Patrick, anywhere."

"How about the bed?"

"Then where am I gonna sleep?"

"The bed."

"...okay, we'll do that, but FIRST, some modifications."

Mermaidman:evil!!!!!!!!! E E E

Fish:Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!

Squidward:all magic cutchshell can i have this delious sausage

Cutch:No

Patrick:can i have this awesome piece of sausage?

Cutch:Yeah!

Patrick:al right!