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Jokes from Spongebob that are still funny
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MyQueenSindel
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Go ahead and share any that are off the top of your head.

-Nasty Patty Episode
Mr. Krabs: You can't tell anybody about this, it'll be the end of you, it'll be the end of me, but worst of all... it'll be the end of me.

-Missing Identity Episode
Spongebob: Have you forgotten what we're looking for?! Let me give you a hint, two words. First word: My, second word: Nametag!"
Patrick: .....Coul I have another hint?

-Secret Box episode
Patrick: Nobody must know the secret of the secret box, not even....... Squidward's house.

-Hash Slinging Slasher Episode
Squidward: But wait, if that was you on the phone and you on the bus.... then who was flickering the lights?
(Cuts to Nosferatu flipping the light switch)
All: Nosferatu!

-Survival of the Idiots episode
Sandy: WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE REAL DIRTY DAN
Patrick: uuum........... I am.
(Sandy Bitch slaps Patrick across the dome.)
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Gho$t
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 •15 years ago •
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Tarter sauce!
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NS922
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 •15 years ago •
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Smitty Webenjagermanjensen. He was number 1!
Lets see..

Spongebob: HELP HELP! He's gonna kick my butt.

*Camera cuts to old guy

Townspeople: So you like kicking butts do you? Well we'll show you old man.

Old guy: Well Hello young people nice day today.

That entire episode is halarious.
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 •15 years ago •
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Spongebob: (after finding a stolen Krabby Patty in Plankton's pocket) How can you not see it!
Plankton: *sobbing*Alright, it's a Krabby Patty!
Spongebob: But we sang the fun song!

Patrick: You have set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for Wumbo!
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Icebaby
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 •15 years ago •
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Who you callin' a Pinhead?

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"Is this the Krusty Crab?"
"NO,THIS IS PATRICK!"

"WE'RE NOT CAVEMEN SPONGEBOB!!!!!
We have technology..."
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Toxik
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 •15 years ago •
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"Don't shoot!!... Okay shoot but don't take my money!" - Mr. Krabs

"Why does every eleven seconds of my life have to be fill with misery?! Why!?" - Squidward

*Plankton ordering 1,000 Patties* "Okay... Thanks mister... Peter Lankton..." - Mr. Krabs

*Patrick getting a job at the Krusty Krab* "That's great... When I started working here I had to pay mr. Krab $100 an hour!"(or I forgot the amount) - Spongebob


"Ice! Ice! Is that what you want?!? You want ice?!... Ice is just a myth!!" - Mr. Krabs





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 •15 years ago •
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Squidward: And... THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME?! Oh wait, they always do that."

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Ding, sparkle sparkle

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Plankton: Good everyone I'l remember you all in therapy!

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Guy: Sorry but chocolate contains sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat, here's me when I was 13. You can keep that for 5 bucks...

Patrick: I'll take 20
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-Spongebob: But they're good for you!
-Squidward: C'mon, that thing is a heart attack on a bun!
-Spongebob: No, I mean *Heaven appears* good for your soul!
-Squidward: Oh please, I have no soul! *Hell appears in background. Squidward's eyes widen*

-Spongebob: And we can talk tough! "This town ain't big enough fer the two of us!"
-Patrick: Ooh! Let me try....."Heeeeeyyy, punk." Haha!

*Spongebob and Sandy go out to fight the Alaskin Bull Worm*
-Krabs: Don't worry! We have full faith in ya! *Looks to Patrick* What was your idea, again?
*Cut to the townspeople outside Bikini Bottom*
-Patrick: PUSH!

-Spongebob: Hello...Pile of tin cans? *puts on Karate gloves* Oh-ho, Sandy, that is your worst disguise yet!
-Sandy: *Appearing behind him* No it ain't Spongbob! This is! *Pulls out a squirrel mask*

Vash_15 Wrote:
Squidward: And... THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME?! Oh wait, they always do that."

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Ding, sparkle sparkle

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Plankton: Good everyone I'l remember you all in therapy!

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Guy: Sorry but chocolate contains sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat, here's me when I was 13. You can keep that for 5 bucks...

Patrick: I'll take 20


That reminds me in that same episode

Spongebob: Hello sir would you like to buy some chocolate.

Crazy Guy: Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!!!!
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Icebaby
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 •15 years ago •
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MY LEG!


Did you say chocolate?
- Yes, with out without nuts?
Chocolate? Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE! CHAWKLATE!!!!! CHAWKLATE!!
- Okay that first guy didn't count.
"What can we do to sell these bars? How did that guy get us to buy those candy bar bags?"

"Ummm...he said we were 'mediocre'?"

"That's it! He made us feel special!"

"I'll give him a week." "I'll give him 11 minutes."
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 •15 years ago •
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-Hooky episode
Patrick: "Spongebob, are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or at you gonna listen to me?"

-Mr. Krabs' dime
Spongebob: You're a football player!
Squidward: no....
Spongebob: You're a spaceman!
SquidwardL no...
Spongebob: ........A football playing king in space!

-Patrick's parents
Patrick: "But don't geniuses live in a lamp?"

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 •15 years ago •
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Spongebob: But Sandy!!! How can you be pregnant! You said you had a sponge in your.... Ohhhhhh! You meant me!
From the episode where Squidward tries to sell his house and tells Spongebob its Opposite Day..

"He's Squidward! Your Squidward! I'm Squidward is there any other Squidward's I should know about!?" Gary as Squidward "MEEEeeeeOOOW" classic
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Icebaby
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 •15 years ago •
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I like this thread a lot...


I got the pieces!
I got the air!

I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick but that hat makes you look like a girl.
Am I a pretty girl?
You're a... beautiful.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Spongebob, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?
Nope, just into this hole.
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 •15 years ago •
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Plankton: You can't do this to me Krabs.... I went to college!!

It's too bad the show has lost its spark, just like the Simpsons. All the new episodes are so lame.
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Plankton(as he flies across the street into the Chum Bucket) "I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!

News Announcer- The new group calls themselves...E.V.I.L. Every Villian Is Lemons!
I feel like a kid reading all this grin. But...

In reference to Squidward never trying the burger. Squidward to spongebob, "Does this look like i'm unsure to you?

Spongebob: "No"
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 •15 years ago •
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I can't anything do right since because pickles.
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Toxik
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 •15 years ago •
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I just remembered one of my favorites:

Spongebob saying good bye to his seahorse

*Patrick walks in as Spongebob says...

"Just get out of here you stupid numb animal!!"

*Patricks walks away*

I laugh everytime I watch this.
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"F is for fires that BURN THE WHOLE TOWN DOWN!
U is for uranium... bombs.
No is for no survivors! AND THAT'S-"
"No Plankton! That's not what fun is all about!"
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 •15 years ago •
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the one where spongebob and patrick steal a balloon

patrick: YOU ATE MY CANDY BAR!!! AND NOW I'M GONNA STARVE!

cuts to patricks big ass belly


lol, good stuff, good stuff
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