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tgrant Wrote:
Wtf?! Why would they do that?
I'm glad you know the song!
I have no idea what the stuff you just said is or meant lol.
Kamionero Wrote:
porn stars bleach their anuses.... no kiddin!
porn stars bleach their anuses.... no kiddin!
Wtf?! Why would they do that?
Toxik Wrote:
"Tú eres una bestia, una víbora, carnívora como dinosaurio..."
I like that song.
tgrant Wrote:
No hay igual!
No hay igual!
"Tú eres una bestia, una víbora, carnívora como dinosaurio..."
I like that song.
I'm glad you know the song!
I have no idea what the stuff you just said is or meant lol.
Its obvious...but reason is to unappropriate to be posted

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Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=
Belgrade, Serbia
MAN needed surgery after SEX with HEDGEHOG
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
............Only in Serbia!!!
Belgrade, Serbia
MAN needed surgery after SEX with HEDGEHOG
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
............Only in Serbia!!!


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Randy Wrote:
Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=
Belgrade, Serbia
Man needed surgery after SEX with HEDGEHOG
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
............Only in Serbia!!!
Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=
Belgrade, Serbia
Man needed surgery after SEX with HEDGEHOG
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
............Only in Serbia!!!
The poor hedgehog


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Shyriu Wrote:
Kinda...
jubjub Wrote:
so its only legal in "small" quantities?
so its only legal in "small" quantities?
Kinda...
Just carry LOTSA small quantities

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There should be a sig battle forum here...theres not enough about sigs here....
HEY TGRANT I HAVE A COUPLE WORDS TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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nice sig...
The Cronicles of Narnia is such a great movie...I've seen it 20 times the last 3 days...lol
Breaking Benjamin is such a great band, They have a new CD out called Phobia, and its pretty sick.
I love there song Until The End along with Diary of Jane, Here We Are, You Fight Me, Had Enough, Evil Angel, and...well pretty much every other song.
Disturbed needs to bring out a new CD, I've been waiting for something new by them, but I can wait and listen to there other cds until then....
Komodo Dragons are cool too, there my favorite animal....
Everyone is ordered to call me Komodo from here on out....ok
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^Sexy line isn't it?
HEY TGRANT I HAVE A COUPLE WORDS TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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nice sig...
The Cronicles of Narnia is such a great movie...I've seen it 20 times the last 3 days...lol
Breaking Benjamin is such a great band, They have a new CD out called Phobia, and its pretty sick.
I love there song Until The End along with Diary of Jane, Here We Are, You Fight Me, Had Enough, Evil Angel, and...well pretty much every other song.
Disturbed needs to bring out a new CD, I've been waiting for something new by them, but I can wait and listen to there other cds until then....
Komodo Dragons are cool too, there my favorite animal....
Everyone is ordered to call me Komodo from here on out....ok
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^Sexy line isn't it?

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Delerium Wrote:
Yay, finally changed my name.
Yay, finally changed my name.
I never thought you'd do it! Lol!
DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
There should be a sig battle forum here...theres not enough about sigs here....
HEY TGRANT I HAVE A COUPLE WORDS TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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nice sig...
The Cronicles of Narnia is such a great movie...I've seen it 20 times the last 3 days...lol
There should be a sig battle forum here...theres not enough about sigs here....
HEY TGRANT I HAVE A COUPLE WORDS TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
........................................................................................................................................................
nice sig...
The Cronicles of Narnia is such a great movie...I've seen it 20 times the last 3 days...lol
Thanks.
And that movie could've been much better, imo. It was alright though.

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tgrant Wrote:
I never thought you'd do it! Lol!
Thanks.
And that movie could've been much better, imo. It was alright though.
Delerium Wrote:
Yay, finally changed my name.
Yay, finally changed my name.
I never thought you'd do it! Lol!
DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
There should be a sig battle forum here...theres not enough about sigs here....
HEY TGRANT I HAVE A COUPLE WORDS TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
........................................................................................................................................................
nice sig...
The Cronicles of Narnia is such a great movie...I've seen it 20 times the last 3 days...lol
There should be a sig battle forum here...theres not enough about sigs here....
HEY TGRANT I HAVE A COUPLE WORDS TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
........................................................................................................................................................
nice sig...
The Cronicles of Narnia is such a great movie...I've seen it 20 times the last 3 days...lol
Thanks.
And that movie could've been much better, imo. It was alright though.
Yeah, they kinda left out alot of parts between scenes, but what they made was pretty kick-ass to me...they did a great job with the graphics.
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Toxik Wrote:
Who are you?
:P
Delerium Wrote:
Yay, finally changed my name.
Yay, finally changed my name.
Who are you?
:P
Seriously... who is it?


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matthewhaddad Wrote:
Seriously... who is it?
Toxik Wrote:
Who are you?
:P
Delerium Wrote:
Yay, finally changed my name.
Yay, finally changed my name.
Who are you?
:P
Seriously... who is it?
lol.
STOP CHANGING YOUR NAMES PEOPLE!!!! GOD!
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m0s3pH Wrote:
lol.
STOP CHANGING YOUR NAMES PEOPLE!!!! GOD!
lol.
STOP CHANGING YOUR NAMES PEOPLE!!!! GOD!
Like I said before, seriously... who is it? Is it Toxik?
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Toxik Wrote:
He is 17wpermacwp17.
matthewhaddad Wrote:
Like I said before, seriously... who is it? Is it Toxik?
Like I said before, seriously... who is it? Is it Toxik?
He is 17wpermacwp17.
I knew that...
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m0s3pH Wrote:
Chyna? eh?
I can't sleep... Had a bad dream.
Shyriu Wrote:
Joanie Marie Laurer
Joanie Marie Laurer
Chyna? eh?
I can't sleep... Had a bad dream.
My dream involved a vagina, a turkish marching band, a complicated locking system involving bungee chords, yale dials, and one angry ferret.
Also, you didn't want to know that.


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Statistic Wrote:
My dream involved a vagina, a turkish marching band, a complicated locking system involving bungee chords, yale dials, and one angry ferret.
Also, you didn't want to know that.
m0s3pH Wrote:
Chyna? eh?
I can't sleep... Had a bad dream.
Shyriu Wrote:
Joanie Marie Laurer
Joanie Marie Laurer
Chyna? eh?
I can't sleep... Had a bad dream.
My dream involved a vagina, a turkish marching band, a complicated locking system involving bungee chords, yale dials, and one angry ferret.
Also, you didn't want to know that.
I didn't want to know about your dreams............regardless what they are.......
Then again all of you guys don't want to know about my dreams.......naughty they are

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LordDost Wrote:
Third day in a row now it has been dark and raining. Wish the rain would stop, but the dark would stay. The Sun hurts.
Time to go outside now.
Damn rain.
Third day in a row now it has been dark and raining. Wish the rain would stop, but the dark would stay. The Sun hurts.
Time to go outside now.
Damn rain.
Sounds like England!
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