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SickFreak Wrote:
My mom thinks every one on here is a pedophile.
I told her that most of the people on here are teenagers and she said that they are probably 40 year old guys looking for little boys.
LOLZ.
My mom thinks every one on here is a pedophile.
I told her that most of the people on here are teenagers and she said that they are probably 40 year old guys looking for little boys.
LOLZ.
NOT LOLZ. I AM NOT 40 years old!
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Jerrod Wrote:
I have 706 messages in my MKO inbox, some of which are so old, the users who sent some of them have either gone, or have changed names.
Last Friday, I did weed for the very first time (I've always been around it, but I've never toked until then) at a party wiht several of my co-workers. The following list is a series of events that I've forgotten while under the influence (keep in mind that I had 5 beers in my system before smoking up, which is apparently a big no-no)...
-I did several sets of 20 push-ups in quick succession to try and calm myself down, once with a buddy pressing me down with his leg.
-I hit on a female friend while her boyfriend was present (as of now, I'm not sure if he actually remembers that I did, given how much weed and booze he might've had, but I got a gut feeling about it...).
-I climbed the walls sucessfully by pushing my legs against one side of the wall and slowly reaching to the ceiling... At which point I did fall. I saw the footprints on the wall the next morning as proof.
-I flat-out lied and bragged about being able to benchpress 200 lbs.
-I went to sleep on the girl I was hitting on, then woke up, ran to the bathroom, puked in the toilet, got back to the couch, and went back to sleep (I actually do remember waking up on the couch, but only AFTER coming back from puking, which is weird).
I sure-as-heck am not going to do anymore weed, that's for sure!
Last night, a few of my buddies got me the Yellow Submarine, and Magical Mystery Tour soundtracks! Listening to them right now.
I have 706 messages in my MKO inbox, some of which are so old, the users who sent some of them have either gone, or have changed names.
Last Friday, I did weed for the very first time (I've always been around it, but I've never toked until then) at a party wiht several of my co-workers. The following list is a series of events that I've forgotten while under the influence (keep in mind that I had 5 beers in my system before smoking up, which is apparently a big no-no)...
-I did several sets of 20 push-ups in quick succession to try and calm myself down, once with a buddy pressing me down with his leg.
-I hit on a female friend while her boyfriend was present (as of now, I'm not sure if he actually remembers that I did, given how much weed and booze he might've had, but I got a gut feeling about it...).
-I climbed the walls sucessfully by pushing my legs against one side of the wall and slowly reaching to the ceiling... At which point I did fall. I saw the footprints on the wall the next morning as proof.
-I flat-out lied and bragged about being able to benchpress 200 lbs.
-I went to sleep on the girl I was hitting on, then woke up, ran to the bathroom, puked in the toilet, got back to the couch, and went back to sleep (I actually do remember waking up on the couch, but only AFTER coming back from puking, which is weird).
I sure-as-heck am not going to do anymore weed, that's for sure!
Last night, a few of my buddies got me the Yellow Submarine, and Magical Mystery Tour soundtracks! Listening to them right now.
How much weed did you do??? It never ever messes me up like that.
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MegaBabe Wrote:
I'm trapped in my dorm room doing loads of homework. Sux.
I'm trapped in my dorm room doing loads of homework. Sux.
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