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11/12/2010 06:03 AM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:
You weren't who I was thinking of anyway.

Also, Click.

I defy you to find a better music video than that one.

Shitcock! It's freaking well shot! And the music is very good... and both names together is worth making the video, even if had been crap.
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MyQueenSindel
11/12/2010 04:54 PM (UTC)
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WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O

Close one!
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Icebaby
11/12/2010 05:54 PM (UTC)
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Rubbing one out?

Um... Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Best. Cereal. Evah.
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11/12/2010 07:37 PM (UTC)
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MyQueenSindel Wrote:
WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O

Close one!
And of course, since he didn't catch you, you had to give us the image... thanks...
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SEGAmaniac7
11/12/2010 08:43 PM (UTC)
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MyQueenSindel Wrote:
WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O

Close one!


Arent you a man?

Why are you rubbing...

Wait, what?
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11/12/2010 09:44 PM (UTC)
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SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
MyQueenSindel Wrote:
WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O

Close one!


Arent you a man?

Why are you rubbing...

Wait, what?


Rubbing one out is a euphemism for masturbation.
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owen_pwned
11/12/2010 09:48 PM (UTC)
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Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
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SEGAmaniac7
11/12/2010 10:08 PM (UTC)
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Vash_15 Wrote:
SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
MyQueenSindel Wrote:
WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O

Close one!


Arent you a man?

Why are you rubbing...

Wait, what?


Rubbing one out is a euphemism for masturbation.


Yea I kinda figured

owen_pwned Wrote:
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?


No I think MQS is a man, I think he showed his pic in the SOYPFT, and by rubbing that sounds like what women do when they masturbate, not men. And of course women masturbate! maybe not as much as men but they can, what do you think dildos and vibrating toothbrushes are for?
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11/12/2010 10:20 PM (UTC)
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owen_pwned Wrote:
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?


Have you never seen that 70's show?
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11/12/2010 10:38 PM (UTC)
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This page is weird.
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owen_pwned
11/12/2010 10:51 PM (UTC)
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No YOUR OUT OF ORDER!!
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SEGAmaniac7
11/12/2010 11:00 PM (UTC)
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owen_pwned Wrote:
No YOUR OUT OF ORDER!!


Lets all do the chicken dance!

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(Erik)
11/12/2010 11:15 PM (UTC)
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I've walked in on a roommate before. The fact that he was doing it wasn't weird. What he was doing it to was the weird part.
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owen_pwned
11/12/2010 11:15 PM (UTC)
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Yeah I've put mine in the hole punch to wink
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11/12/2010 11:45 PM (UTC)
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MQS is a guy. Rubbing one out isn't a gender specific term
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owen_pwned
11/12/2010 11:47 PM (UTC)
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O RLY?
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11/13/2010 01:17 AM (UTC)
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I've walked in on a roommate before. The fact that he was doing it wasn't weird. What he was doing it to was the weird part.


Do share lol. These stories are always funny as hell.

On a related note, Texts From Last Night is one of my favorite websites.
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11/13/2010 01:55 AM (UTC)
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I feel like whenever one thing goes right, two go wrong
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SEGAmaniac7
11/13/2010 02:12 AM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:
(Erik) Wrote:
I've walked in on a roommate before. The fact that he was doing it wasn't weird. What he was doing it to was the weird part.


Do share lol. These stories are always funny as hell.

On a related note, Texts From Last Night is one of my favorite websites.



At school a long time ago I walked in the bathroom with my friend only to see a Asian kid with his pants off standing up and pointing his ass in the stall and I don't know what he he doing but We just ran the hell out of there. before we left he gave us this messed up look like "oh shit" and I just dipped. I never saw him again.

I have never walked in o someone rubbing but I hope I never do, I would not be able to talk to that person or see him the same, it would be really awkward. Not because he did it, because you saw him do it, and once you share the look its over.
Over.
The look kills. Its the worst part, the look, when you look at the person and they look at you and that moment of awkward silence, then you have to zip up and they take off.
Damn.
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MyQueenSindel
11/13/2010 06:12 AM (UTC)
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owen_pwned Wrote:
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?


I'm only a chick on alternate Saturdays
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11/13/2010 06:29 AM (UTC)
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MyQueenSindel Wrote:
owen_pwned Wrote:
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?


I'm only a chick on alternate Saturdays


r u arab
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Icebaby
11/13/2010 04:43 PM (UTC)
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boobs = a distraction from receiving a horrific thong wedgie... Nuff' said.
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11/14/2010 02:34 PM (UTC)
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Sunday!
Walking Dead!
I'm watching it!
Yaaaaaaaaaay!
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11/14/2010 05:29 PM (UTC)
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BOXXY!
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(Erik)
11/14/2010 05:36 PM (UTC)
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SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
Do share lol. These stories are always funny as hell.

The look kills. Its the worst part, the look, when you look at the person and they look at you and that moment of awkward silence, then you have to zip up and they take off.


Haha it involved multiple black men and a white woman. I mean I don't judge what people wank to, but it's just, sort of taboo.

However, once you share 'the look' haha things get better. You realize you both, like everyone else in the world, occasionally rub one out and it's nothing to be ashamed of, haha.
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