m0s3pH Wrote:
You weren't who I was thinking of anyway.
Also, Click.
I defy you to find a better music video than that one.
You weren't who I was thinking of anyway.
Also, Click.
I defy you to find a better music video than that one.
Shitcock! It's freaking well shot! And the music is very good... and both names together is worth making the video, even if had been crap.


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WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O
Close one!
Close one!
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MyQueenSindel Wrote:
WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O
Close one!
WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O
Close one!
Arent you a man?
Why are you rubbing...
Wait, what?


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Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
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Vash_15 Wrote:
Rubbing one out is a euphemism for masturbation.
SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
Arent you a man?
Why are you rubbing...
Wait, what?
MyQueenSindel Wrote:
WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O
Close one!
WHOA.... my room mate almost walked in on me rubbing one out O.O
Close one!
Arent you a man?
Why are you rubbing...
Wait, what?
Rubbing one out is a euphemism for masturbation.
Yea I kinda figured
owen_pwned Wrote:
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
No I think MQS is a man, I think he showed his pic in the SOYPFT, and by rubbing that sounds like what women do when they masturbate, not men. And of course women masturbate! maybe not as much as men but they can, what do you think dildos and vibrating toothbrushes are for?


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owen_pwned Wrote:
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
Have you never seen that 70's show?


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No YOUR OUT OF ORDER!!
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owen_pwned Wrote:
No YOUR OUT OF ORDER!!
No YOUR OUT OF ORDER!!
Lets all do the chicken dance!



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Yeah I've put mine in the hole punch to 


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O RLY?


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(Erik) Wrote:
I've walked in on a roommate before. The fact that he was doing it wasn't weird. What he was doing it to was the weird part.
I've walked in on a roommate before. The fact that he was doing it wasn't weird. What he was doing it to was the weird part.
Do share lol. These stories are always funny as hell.
On a related note, Texts From Last Night is one of my favorite websites.
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m0s3pH Wrote:
Do share lol. These stories are always funny as hell.
On a related note, Texts From Last Night is one of my favorite websites.
(Erik) Wrote:
I've walked in on a roommate before. The fact that he was doing it wasn't weird. What he was doing it to was the weird part.
I've walked in on a roommate before. The fact that he was doing it wasn't weird. What he was doing it to was the weird part.
Do share lol. These stories are always funny as hell.
On a related note, Texts From Last Night is one of my favorite websites.
At school a long time ago I walked in the bathroom with my friend only to see a Asian kid with his pants off standing up and pointing his ass in the stall and I don't know what he he doing but We just ran the hell out of there. before we left he gave us this messed up look like "oh shit" and I just dipped. I never saw him again.
I have never walked in o someone rubbing but I hope I never do, I would not be able to talk to that person or see him the same, it would be really awkward. Not because he did it, because you saw him do it, and once you share the look its over.
Over.
The look kills. Its the worst part, the look, when you look at the person and they look at you and that moment of awkward silence, then you have to zip up and they take off.
Damn.


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owen_pwned Wrote:
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
I'm only a chick on alternate Saturdays
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MyQueenSindel Wrote:
I'm only a chick on alternate Saturdays
owen_pwned Wrote:
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
Yeah Vash I think he has fathomed that one..I just think he is flabbergasted that MQS is actually a chick, well at least that's what I think is going on...I dind't know girls masturbated...I thought they all had sort of a grudge against men that did?
I'm only a chick on alternate Saturdays
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Sunday!
Walking Dead!
I'm watching it!
Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Walking Dead!
I'm watching it!
Yaaaaaaaaaay!
SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
The look kills. Its the worst part, the look, when you look at the person and they look at you and that moment of awkward silence, then you have to zip up and they take off.
m0s3pH Wrote:
Do share lol. These stories are always funny as hell.
Do share lol. These stories are always funny as hell.
The look kills. Its the worst part, the look, when you look at the person and they look at you and that moment of awkward silence, then you have to zip up and they take off.
Haha it involved multiple black men and a white woman. I mean I don't judge what people wank to, but it's just, sort of taboo.
However, once you share 'the look' haha things get better. You realize you both, like everyone else in the world, occasionally rub one out and it's nothing to be ashamed of, haha.
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