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08/18/2010 03:12 AM (UTC)
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is all good
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08/18/2010 03:14 AM (UTC)
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Chan_Ming Wrote:
My 60something year old Mythology professor got a boner at random in class today while talking about some woman exposing her breasts to her son while he was trying to kill her.



lol....weird. I took Mythology one summer once. I liked it. Prometheus is badass and Zeus is a cry-baby who cant control his temper and zip up his pants.
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08/18/2010 04:04 AM (UTC)
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Well, I got into a huge argument with a friend about her taste in men, specifically, one she's pursuing, and who's pursuing her, only he wants to just sleep with her, while she wants a commitment.

I believe that he's too fragile from his recent break-up and falling out with his ex to want anything substantial, with my evidence being he went from being interested in my friend to only wanting sex from her, joining a dating website after she told him she wanted a commitment, admitting on said website he's looking for an "intimate encounter," proposing to my friend that they be in an open relationship where if she doesn't like what's going on, or finds someone willing to be in a real relationship with her, she can leave at any time. Also, to celebrate her finishing her studying for her big exam, he told her a story about how horny he gets her and how he wishes he was back in the city to see her.

Apparently, none of this is dashing her hopes that he'll heal and come through, wanting to be only friends with her, and develop something more with a greater base. Yup.
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xtactics
08/18/2010 04:11 AM (UTC)
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Jerrod, is this a friend that you plan on staying strictly platonic with, or do you hope she forgets about this guy and falls for you one day? I have advice for both instances.
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Chan_Ming
08/18/2010 04:15 AM (UTC)
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kingjolly Wrote:
lol....weird. I took Mythology one summer once. I liked it. Prometheus is badass and Zeus is a cry-baby who cant control his temper and zip up his pants.


Lol I agree. I think I'm going to have to drink my way through this class though. It seems lame. And the teacher and 75% of the class are strange. Pleaseeee take this class with me and be my anti-beer!!!
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08/18/2010 04:20 AM (UTC)
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xtactics Wrote:
Jerrod, is this a friend that you plan on staying strictly platonic with, or do you hope she forgets about this guy and falls for you one day? I have advice for both instances.

Strictly platonic. I'm thinking about just letting her make her own mistakes, as I personally think that the only way she'll stop putting him in such a high position is if he brings himself down in her eyes. I mostly just felt like ranting about that because I'm hoping I'm not crazy in assuming the worst compared to her optimism.
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(Erik)
08/18/2010 04:33 AM (UTC)
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So random boners will plague you way into the sixties.
Well I guess that's better than not having any at all.
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khanswarrior15
08/18/2010 08:56 AM (UTC)
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I'm hoping that tomorrow isn't a Bootycall...

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08/18/2010 03:04 PM (UTC)
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I haven't been on MKO for a few days and so I didn't know I had a PM. Which is basically about the person telling me they love my sex. I felt so welcomed! :)
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08/18/2010 03:14 PM (UTC)
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I saw blink 182 last night. Great gig and Travis drum solo was nuts
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08/18/2010 04:10 PM (UTC)
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(Erik) Wrote:
So random boners will plague you way into the sixties.
Well I guess that's better than not having any at all.


lmao. I hope you have boners at inappropriate moments for the rest of your LIFE.
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Icebaby
08/18/2010 10:35 PM (UTC)
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I keep getting these fabulous ring tones... Now, to find a good Mortal Kombat ring tone and I'll be satisfied.
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08/18/2010 10:45 PM (UTC)
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Out of 75036 users, only 188 are ranked Warriors or higher, including moderators, staff members, and affiliates.
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SEGAmaniac7
08/18/2010 10:59 PM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
Out of 75036 users, only 188 are ranked Warriors or higher, including moderators, staff members, and affiliates.


Yo, Jerrod, you still thinking about making that thread, you know the whole video response thing
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08/18/2010 11:51 PM (UTC)
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Yo, Jerrod, you still thinking about making that thread, you know the whole video response thing

Crap, I've forgotten about it. I definitely don't have the time for something like that though, sorry man.
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khanswarrior15
08/19/2010 12:01 AM (UTC)
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I guess I set my expectations too high... *Sigh*
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Icebaby
08/19/2010 12:38 AM (UTC)
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No good Mortal Kombat tone, at least not yet...

Big Brother is intense, I'm glad Rachel finally got out of the house... I'm up for Ragan right now, I really am.
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(Erik)
08/19/2010 12:59 AM (UTC)
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Fox is the best.

So today my best friend said she was coming, and then my job called me in for a shift and I declined, and then she cancelled, so I've been sitting here all day on my laptop, and now I have zombie eye. Sigh.
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08/19/2010 01:42 AM (UTC)
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You're frugal.
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SEGAmaniac7
08/19/2010 01:46 AM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
SEGAmaniac7 Wrote:
Yo, Jerrod, you still thinking about making that thread, you know the whole video response thing

Crap, I've forgotten about it. I definitely don't have the time for something like that though, sorry man.


Maybe sometime in the future, we can only hope, its all cool though bro.
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08/19/2010 05:17 PM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
Out of 75036 users, only 188 are ranked Warriors or higher, including moderators, staff members, and affiliates.

Some of them are Mortals even after years of coming.
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08/19/2010 05:37 PM (UTC)
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I hate the Dmv. There is no such thing as a God when your at the Dmv. Yeah I mean the Department of Motor Vehicles in Lodi, NJ. Why do they make 8 seperate lines 2 miles long outside the door to wait on & people bring the babies crying & the amount of arguing that takes place is crazy(6 points/suspended licensing) & it's no air conditioning.

Somebody about to get stomped this weekend if I gotta go back there. All I wanted to do is renew my license/ upgrade from the provisional. I should fund & invent the EZ pass line one day for all Dmvs.
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(Erik)
08/19/2010 08:54 PM (UTC)
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Haha I took my driving test in Lodi because it's impossible to fail there. The instructors are rad.

Anyways, I just got my new license. My new picture is 1000x better than my old picture. The place was empty. There were literally like less than fifteen people in the building, including workers.
Also, I can't wait America's Next Top Model to start! The cast has been revealed and there are some real keepers. Especially, Esther with her G sized tits!
I can't get enough of this promo. This screengrab is priceless! These two are sisters!
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08/19/2010 09:47 PM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
Out of 75036 users, only 188 are ranked Warriors or higher, including moderators, staff members, and affiliates.


That's a much lower number than I expected.
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08/19/2010 09:58 PM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
Out of 75036 users, only 188 are ranked Warriors or higher, including moderators, staff members, and affiliates.


and how many of those users are regulars here?
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