Jessi Slaughter will an hero. And I will dance when the news breaks

Some noob keeps messaging asking me stupid questions and is aking me my email so he can add me and is asking me how to fight, what a noob, hes getting on my nerves
see:
1st message: "hi my name is yadiel i'm new here accept me as ur buddy"
ok so we talk and i ask him how he knows me
"ur on online thats how i copy ur name in a paper then add ya"
then
"tell me one thing how do i fight
are u a michael jackson fan
do u have hotmail"

then
"tell how to work on mko cause i don't know"
then
"how do u level? up u know and tell me ur hotmail i'll add ya u have a foto of mj never seen"
Wtf?
"what does ur subject says"
?
"i mean i've never seen that photo"
ok
"give me ur hotmail so i can add ya"
hell no!
so i ask him his hotmail, then
"ok what does yours says"

( there are way more messages but im not posting tem all, it takes too long and not important)
this happened in like 15 minuites
This noob wont stop ive been acting nice dont wanna scare him away and be mean.
And all those comments i put in between his messages in the above post i didnt say that im just sayin it now,
so how do i get rid of this noob?

I don't know if I ever posted this here, but I made this quite a while ago, around the superbowl, in Favor of Conan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5u8AKE8vSU

I'M DRUNK

no your not

Yes I am

No your not

I'm scared.

Im in ur baes, killin ur d00dz!!111!

Remember last night on late night with jimmy fallon that guy from inception where he talks about his sf 2 arcade machine " yea to me street fighter is the real thing, you know to me is the original fighter, games like mortal kombat, tekken those had stuff like blood ect but I feel street fighter is the real thing." thats not exacly what he said but pretty close.

Isn't there an easier solution called off.

There's also other bug sprays, lotions, scented candles, bug zappers, long-sleeved clothing, pants... Those ward off most insects well enough too without playing God and controlling nature.
And to get rid of the noob, stop responding to him, it helps. It's mean, I know, but sometimes it's the only way.

Today I was assaulted by an African American and a Gatorade bottle. You have no idea how much I wish this wasn't my life.

Well got damn.

Why did this African American and this Gatorade bottle assault you?

I just live in the bad part of town. So every day I have to avoid behavior like this, and today was my unlucky day of not being able to go unnoticed.

Hey SEGAmaniac, weren't you banned?

Also with all the hype of MK9, did Dr. Zoidberg show up the past few weeks?

Cute kitten is cute

true story

I don't know, where is Zoidberg?

SEGAmaniac was unbanned after submitting a ban review; DrZoidberg's still banned, so even if you see him online, he can't do anything aside from browse.

Your right, I'm sober now

I've decided to complete my Pokedex today!

I'm at work. I should be making a batch of dough, but I'm not. I'm a rebel.