Mortal Kombat: Annihilation vs. Batman and Robin

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Joe-Von-Zombie

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•06/12/2008 05:59 AM (UTC) •

When the director's commentary on the DVD release is one GIANT apology, you know you've just watched the worst film ever made, Batman and Robin for the win!!!

Tetra Vega

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•06/12/2008 10:52 PM (UTC) •

MKvsKI Wrote:
My views:

Let's weigh the major pros and cons:

The Bad
MKA
- Raiden and Brian Thompson (I refuse to identifiy him as Shao Kahn) are brothers, and Shinnok is their daddy.
- Raiden is a breakdancing fool who inexplicably gives up his immortality and turns into an A&F employee.
- Brian Thompson acts like he's the villain of a Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers episode, complete with hackneyed bad guy drivel and the irritating "Dr. Evil" laugh.
- Johnny Cage dies in the first five minutes.
- Jade is a bad guy, and she can also change her hair and make-up in an instant to show it.
- Nightwolf is a stoner, Cyrax is made of plastic, Baraka is a rabid monkey, and Rain sounds like Marvin Martian.
- Cyrax, Mileena, Jade, Ermac, and Sindel cannot fight AT ALL.
- The climax of the film consists a really bad "Clash of the Titans" reenactment.

BAR
- Mr. Freeze, the Governator himself, compulsively makes bad "ice" puns (Let's kick some ICE!), which are in turn marred by Ahnold's accent. (it has since improved).
- Mr. Freeze likes teaching his henchmen sing-along songs.
- Mr. Freeze would rather play a game of ice hockey with Batman and Robin, rather than just freezing them and smashing them to pieces.
- Poison Ivy looks like a Barbie Doll rejected concept: Cosmetics Disaster Barbie. She also likes to seduce men by dressing as a big, foofy, pink gorilla.
- Bane loses all his intelligence and becomes a mindless crony.
- Batman's suit's new features include nipples and buttocks (that should put an end to all the gay jokes), and ice skates...just in case he encounters a supervillain who like to fight while playing ice hockey...
- Batman always carries his handy "Batman Credit Card" with him.
- The chief of police in Gotham does not care at all about the villains who threaten the city. Just listen to him, he doesn't care.

The Good
MKA
- Kitana is hot
- Sonya is hot (even though she isn't the original actress)
- Jax's lines are priceless
- Hot mud-wrestling match beteen Sonya and Mileena

BAR
- Batgirl is hot (why didn't HER suit have nipples?)

Ooh close...I'd have to say Batman and Robin is the worse of the two.

MKA was given a 30 million budget, while BAR was given 125 million. In addition, BAR had an ensemble cast. Considering both are really bad, Batman and Robin is the bigger disappointment.

Nice!
Jade, and Sindel were hot.

Mileena was played by a man, and Rain's death was reused for "Baraka's" death.

Ka-Tra

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•06/13/2008 12:00 AM (UTC) •

You know, the only reason why I loved MK Annihilation so much was because of the large amount of characters that were in the movie.

As for Batman & Robin, I just love Uma Thurman. Well, since I love MK more, I'll have to say Batman & Robin.

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•06/13/2008 12:02 AM (UTC) •

Tetra_Vega Wrote:
Mileena was played by a man...

Isn't Mileena credited to Dana Hee; she who is substantially prettier than Talisa Soto, madam of plain?

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•06/13/2008 12:23 AM (UTC) •

Mick-Lucifer Wrote:

Tetra_Vega Wrote:
Mileena was played by a man...

Isn't Mileena credited to Dana Hee; she who is substantially prettier than Talisa Soto, madam of plain?

HEY, STOP THAT BLASHPEMY!

No one is prettier than Talisa Soto... except Janet Jackson, and Ciara, and Jessica Alba, and Aaliyah (R.I.P.), and Eva Mandes, and Musetta Vander, and Lil' Kim, and Utada Hikaru, and Tracey Douglas, and Gabrielle Union, and Sarah Michelle Galler, and Eartha Kitt... and me.

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•06/13/2008 12:26 AM (UTC) •

i think vanilla ice's cool as ice was better than either film. great directing, spot on cast, and th best line in a movie ever...'drop that zero, and get with the hero.' beats rubber face tarkatas and bat nipples any day of the week.

MKvsKI

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•06/13/2008 03:00 AM (UTC) •

Talisa Soto is smoking hot, but I guess her tightly pulled back hairstyle wasn't the most flattering. She looks way better with her hair down.

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•06/13/2008 12:43 PM (UTC) •

yes it was Dana Hee, an olypmic TKD champion.

And both of these movies are awesomely bad movies. not only they are awesomely bad movies, they are just bad.

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•06/13/2008 02:28 PM (UTC) •

damn it...........................

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•06/13/2008 11:19 PM (UTC) •

DeathScepter Wrote:
yes it was Dana Hee, an olypmic TKD champion.

For those who don't know, she was also one of Quan Chi's assassins in MK: Conquest (Siann).

mkflegend

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•06/14/2008 03:10 PM (UTC) •

Mick-Lucifer Wrote:

Tetra_Vega Wrote:
Mileena was played by a man...

Isn't Mileena credited to Dana Hee; she who is substantially prettier than Talisa Soto, madam of plain?

Yes, but as for prettyness that's a matter of opinion...

Dana Hee's body and face can be seen on MKC youtube videos where in that series you can clearly see her without a mask, she's also the main stunt girl for that series, she's one of Quan-Chi's servants as you've said (Siann) and co-starred with Jaimey Pressley, that show had some hot girls on it, Eva Mendez, Kristanna Loken etc.... but more on Dana Hee, she's alright, has a nice body but as far as prettyness I think Soto is pretty in terms of face, in terms of body Hee. In MKA, you see Soto dressed up in this sexy silk with her hair down...looks amazing.

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•06/14/2008 07:46 PM (UTC) •

Talisa Soto could not act, and looked like a junkie from the Devil's Rejects Band. And to my suprise the AWFULLY BAD Sindel actress did an outstanding acting as the renegade Bene Gesserit sisters in Emperor: Battle for Dune and it's cutscenes.

mkflegend

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•06/14/2008 07:51 PM (UTC) •

Chrome Wrote:
Talisa Soto could not act, and looked like a junkie from the Devil's Rejects Band. And to my suprise the AWFULLY BAD Sindel actress did an outstanding acting as the renegade Bene Gesserit sisters in Emperor: Battle for Dune and it's cutscenes.

Well, Soto also didn't have many lines either....lol

As for Sindel, she "overacted" way too much. Which isn't good either honestly.

Devil's Rejects Band? She didn't look that bad now lol. Come on Chrome, admit it if she came on to you in her MKA fantasy outfit you'd like it

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•06/14/2008 09:04 PM (UTC) •

mkflegend Wrote:

At that time I would still have been considered a pedophile. Besides, the point of her success as the Bene Gesserit because she is..well, ugly. And the Gesserites are ... well, enough to say they all shave their heads for a start.

mkflegend

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•06/15/2008 12:09 AM (UTC) •

Chrome Wrote:

mkflegend Wrote:

I don't think she's that bad, but to each his own man lol. Sandra Hess is the hottest MK female easily though IMO in the movies anyway, very hot hot!

BTW, just kidding around with ya on the coming on thing. Most people aren't pedophiles, but are still human regardless.

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•06/15/2008 12:15 AM (UTC) •

I like Batman and Robin more than MKA even though both films are amazingly cheesy.
I remember my aunty taking me to see it at the cinema. good times...

mkflegend

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•06/15/2008 01:32 AM (UTC) •

lol, yeah one day a month or so ago my friends and I watched MKA, SF the movie and Blood Sport. Although all are cheesy, SF is easily the worst lol but BS is probably the best.

MKA is in between lol.

Vengeance

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•06/17/2008 12:17 AM (UTC) •

Both were poorly written, but MKA was quite more entertaining imo. So, BAR is the worst of the two.

Deathbearer

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•06/17/2008 02:42 AM (UTC) •

BAR makes me want to go to a bar and get drunk so I forget that I actually watched it.

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•06/17/2008 10:33 AM (UTC) •

Batman and Robin is so bad that it's good.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation is so bad that it's awful.

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•06/17/2008 06:12 PM (UTC) •

Bezou Wrote:
Batman and Robin is so bad that it's good.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation is so bad that it's awful.

MK Armageddon is not that bad.

Yeah, many of the actors sucked, and Johnny Cage - being the best character of the first movie - dies in three minutes flat, you have to admit that some the characters were truly shown.

For example, Marjean Holden Played Sheeva very well, and Musetta Vander made Sindel iconic.