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05/22/2015 05:22 AM (UTC)
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The one where Ferra/torr mocks Scorpion is pretty good
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starzilla83
05/22/2015 12:36 PM (UTC)
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Kano: I admire your work, Shinnok
Shinnok: And who are you?
Kano: Your stalker I guess
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05/22/2015 01:45 PM (UTC)
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Windy_Thunderstorm Wrote:
unleash_your_tounge Wrote:
Raiden: Reptile!
Reptile: I do not fear you!
Raiden: You lack the necessary intelligence.
Me: That's fucked up Raiden. Lol


Why does everyone have to make fun of reptile? sad

Like sure he gets manipulated to doing all kinds of things but he is not THAT stupid.
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Blade4693
05/22/2015 02:59 PM (UTC)
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That's why I really liked the recent comic, where it showed how Kotal actually saw value in Reptile and how they met and stuff, that was cool :)
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05/22/2015 05:19 PM (UTC)
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Yeah, Reptile isn't too stupid, but for some reason him and Kung Lao are the verbal punching bags of the intros. Those two get it the worst, especially Lao.
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Maria_Linda
05/22/2015 06:06 PM (UTC)
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There are literally hundreds of kharakter interactions that I like.

This one for example :

Jacqueline : We gonna throw down?
Kassandra : We could do each other's hair?
Jacqueline : Not as much fun.

Indeed, doing cartwheels and flying kicks is way more fun than fixing hair.

This game is adorable and epic at the same time.

I basikally like anything said by my favorite kharakters Sonya Blade, Kassandra Karlton, Jacqueline, Kitana and Mileena.

And I look forward to hearing Tanya also, of course! Whenever she is released. She will be epik!
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KoldKombat
05/22/2015 06:30 PM (UTC)
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Liu Kang: Mileena...
Mileena: Sister's boyfriend!~!~!
Liu Kang: Insane as always.

LOVE IT!
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The_TooCool_Master
05/22/2015 06:33 PM (UTC)
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Sub-Zero : Kano...
Kano : My favourite kitchen appliance!
Sub-Zero : First, I’ll freeze your mouth closed!
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ShaolinChuan
05/22/2015 08:49 PM (UTC)
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The_TooCool_Master Wrote:
Sub-Zero : Kano...
Kano : My favourite kitchen appliance!
Sub-Zero : First, I’ll freeze your mouth closed!


LOL I was about to say that one, I love that too.

There's too many good ones, I'm glad they went all out.


Quan Chi: I have found you Johnny Cage!
Johnny: Did you bring cupcakes?
Quan Chi: no... Death.

lmao


Jax: Great....
Goro: You will suffer earthrealm dog!
Jax: I'm too old for this shit


Kenshi: I'm sorry for your loss
Kung Lao: What loss?
Kenshi: this one

Jax: What do you want, Cage?
Johnny Cage: Thought you could use a workout.
Jax: Aren't you busy making another shitty movie?

Johnny Cage: D'Vorah...
D'Vorah: The bag of meat will spring a leak.
Johnny Cage: Hey! I'm a person, not an object!

Johnny Cage: Hey Mac!
Ermac: We will end you.
Johnny Cage: We? Is your mother joining us?

Johnny Cage: What's happenin', tin man?
Jax: God, I hate your movie references...
Johnny Cage: Aaaand action!

Johnny Cage: Mr. Briggs, I presume?
Jax: You always gotta be a fool?
Johnny Cage: Alright. Let's get serious.

Johnny Cage 1: This is embarrassing.
Johnny Cage 2: Don't beat yourself up over it.
Johnny Cage 1: Wow. I am annoying.

Johnny Cage: Kenshi, is it true?
Kenshi: Is what true?
Johnny Cage: Are your nuts truly numb?

Kenshi: a showdown, as in your films?
Johnny: did you like 'em?
Kenshi: blindless has it's benefits

HAAAAAAA!!!!!!


Scorpion: Takahashi Takeda...
Takeda: Hanzo Hasashi.
Scorpion: Itami wa kanjiru darou (Japanese for something, but it sounds so badass)
but it sounds so fucking awesome hearing Scorpion finally speaking his native language.

Scorpion: Sub-Zero...
Sub-Zero: Prepare to rejoin your clan.
Scorpion: I will send you to hell, Lin Kuei!
(this one is so badass with Scorpion's demonic voice, it sends a chill down my spine every time)

Scorpion: You have a warrior's name, Takeda.
Takeda: I knew that.
Scorpion: But do you deserve it?

Scorpion: Out of my way, lizard.
Reptile: Come and move me, Scorpion.
Scorpion: I'll move your heart outside your chest.
pwned!

Scorpion: You are nothing but a thief.
Kung Jin: Least I have a family.
Scorpion: Do not provoke me!

Scorpion: My kunai...
Kenshi: Versus my sword.
Scorpion: Let us begin...

Scorpion: You are nothing like your father.
Jacqui Briggs: I'm the new and improved model.
Scorpion: Too new. And unproven!

Scorpion: I sense Shao Kahn in you.
Ermac: Our creator is part of us.
Scorpion: I will remove him...

D'Vorah: The Hive greets you.
Scorpion: Indeed...
D'Vorah: We greet, then eat.

Sub-Zero: Do not seek to beguile me.
Quan Chi: Your brother succumbed easily.
Sub-Zero: I am not my brother!
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05/22/2015 09:23 PM (UTC)
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Ferra: Why you look like we?
Torr: BLARGH
Other Ferra: Why YOU look like WE?
Ferra: This no funny!

Ferra: Bring it on!
Jax: Everybody gotta be stealin' my lines
Ferra: And arms! And eyes!

Ferra: No eyes?
Kenshi: I just don't see with them.
Ferra: You no need. We take them.

Ferra: Can't see man.
Kenshi: I am formidable regardless.
Ferra: We formable regargles too!

And my personal favorite Ferra dialogue:

Ferra: You momma am Kenshi?
Takeda: Kenshi's my father.
Ferra: No, she is father!

Mileena: Let us play, sister
Kitana: Combat is not play
Mileena: Not if you lose

Mileena: Still on Quan Chi's leash?
Scorpion: I will blacken your bones
Mileena: I assume that means yes

Mileena: Come closer
Jacqui: I'm good, thanks
Mileena: Let's see how good

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canonballkid5
05/22/2015 09:43 PM (UTC)
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Kano : "you talk too much Torr"
Ferra: "you can't hear Torr"
Kano "yeah whatever"
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SwingBatta
05/22/2015 10:39 PM (UTC)
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Pretty much all Ferra/Torr and Jax, and everything between Kenshi/Ermac. Especially:

Kenshi: A showdown, as in your films?
Johnny: Did you like 'em?
Kenshi: Blindness has its benefits.

Jax to Kitana: No Edenians allowed.

Jax: What do you want, Cage?
Johnny: Thought you could use a workout.
Jax: Aren't you off making another shitty movie? (DAMN.)

Jax: You took my arms.
Ermac: And now you seek revenge.
Jax: Let's call it my pound of flesh. (Love a Shakespeare reference.)

Jax to Ermac: The human first-aid kit. (What does that even mean?)
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~ Master Fuji's Fortune Cookie

05/23/2015 01:25 AM (UTC)
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SwingBatta Wrote:

Jax to Ermac: The human first-aid kit. (What does that even mean?)


Bandages.




I'm a fan of Scorpion and Takeda's exchange in Japanese. Also,

Sonya: "Hold it right there."
Jason: *removes knife from his neck, pointedly disobeying Sonya's order to leave it there*

Takeda: "This... might hurt a bit."
Jason: *removes knife from neck, then casually tosses it away as if to say "No, not really."*

Reptile: "Speak, stranger!"
Jason: *cannot, due to knife in neck*
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05/23/2015 02:10 AM (UTC)
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I like the one where Jason doesn't say anything.
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05/23/2015 03:37 AM (UTC)
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Scorpion saying Itami wa kanjiru darou means "I wonder if you feel pain".
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