Post your favorite dialogue here.
Post your favorite dialogue here.
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posted05/23/2015 03:37 AM (UTC)bylebronjamesCassie: Move it or lose it.
Kung Lao: Move what or lose what?
Cassie: I'll show you.
Liu Kang: Please close your mouth
Mileena: No one will shut me down!
Liu Kang: That is NOT what i meant.
Kano: Hello Nurse
Kitana: What wouldn't you do for money.
Kano: I'd do you for free.
Kung Lao: Move what or lose what?
Cassie: I'll show you.
Liu Kang: Please close your mouth
Mileena: No one will shut me down!
Liu Kang: That is NOT what i meant.
Kano: Hello Nurse
Kitana: What wouldn't you do for money.
Kano: I'd do you for free.
unleash_your_tounge •05/21/2015 12:15 PM (UTC) •
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Shinnok: "Prove your worth!"
Reptile: "You will remember my sting."
Shinnok: "I've already forgotten your name."
Burn.
Reptile: "You will remember my sting."
Shinnok: "I've already forgotten your name."
Burn.
KungLaodoesntsuck •05/21/2015 01:03 PM (UTC) •
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Erron Black: I think I've seen a ghost.
Ermac: We are a collection of spirits.
Erron Black: A trash bin for dead things.
Kung Lao: The lesser Cage.
Cassie Cage: Liu Kang lite.
Kung Lao: A mouth in search of a fist.
Raiden: Why this aggression Mileena?
Mileena: You aided Kotal's ascension.
Raiden: Your accusations win you no friends.
Ermac: We are a collection of spirits.
Erron Black: A trash bin for dead things.
Kung Lao: The lesser Cage.
Cassie Cage: Liu Kang lite.
Kung Lao: A mouth in search of a fist.
Raiden: Why this aggression Mileena?
Mileena: You aided Kotal's ascension.
Raiden: Your accusations win you no friends.
smokeman14 •05/21/2015 02:10 PM (UTC) •
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ON YOUR KNEES
smokeman14 Wrote:
ON YOUR KNEES
ON YOUR KNEES
Something wrong, emperor?
Erron Black: "Gonna put up a fight, Raiden?"
Raiden: "What do you think?"
Erron Black: "Think i'm about to make some money"
Kung Lao: "Kira"
Kano: "Kano, you bloody prick"
Kung Lao: "Whatever"
^ one of the few that has actually made me lol
KungLaodoesntsuck •05/21/2015 02:30 PM (UTC) •
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redman Wrote:
Kung Lao: "Kira"
Kano: "Kano, you bloody prick"
Kung Lao: "Whatever"
^ one of the few that has actually made me lol
Kung Lao: "Kira"
Kano: "Kano, you bloody prick"
Kung Lao: "Whatever"
^ one of the few that has actually made me lol
Kano: Liu Kang?
Kung Lao: Fool! You face Kung Lao.
Kano: Whatever.
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Kano: Liu Kang?
Kung Lao: Fool! You face Kung Lao.
Kano: Whatever.
redman Wrote:
Kung Lao: "Kira"
Kano: "Kano, you bloody prick"
Kung Lao: "Whatever"
^ one of the few that has actually made me lol
Kung Lao: "Kira"
Kano: "Kano, you bloody prick"
Kung Lao: "Whatever"
^ one of the few that has actually made me lol
Kano: Liu Kang?
Kung Lao: Fool! You face Kung Lao.
Kano: Whatever.
lol! I havent heard that one, thats pretty awesome.
Blade4693 •05/21/2015 03:06 PM (UTC) •
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Errron Black: Girls with guns..always hot.
Sonya: Ill shove em up your ass and fire.
Erron Black: Almost always hot.
Just the way the VA delivers that last line is golden for me, I actually lold at it the first time I heard it.
Sonya: Ill shove em up your ass and fire.
Erron Black: Almost always hot.
Just the way the VA delivers that last line is golden for me, I actually lold at it the first time I heard it.
Jenafella56 •05/21/2015 04:08 PM (UTC) •
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Cassie: Don't speak to me ever
Jacqui: I just said your dad's kinda hot
Cassie: STOP IT!!
Cassie: Princess...
Kitana: Your very presence mock me
Cassie: I'm sorry but did you just say kick my ass??
Jacqui: I just said your dad's kinda hot
Cassie: STOP IT!!
Cassie: Princess...
Kitana: Your very presence mock me
Cassie: I'm sorry but did you just say kick my ass??
Thatoneguy •05/21/2015 04:15 PM (UTC) •
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Reptile: Your mind powers....
Kenshi: What of them?
Reptile: Exactly
Johnny Cage: Hey grampa
Shinnok: Miserable insi-
Johnny Cage: Yeah, yeah, shut up.
Kenshi: What of them?
Reptile: Exactly
Johnny Cage: Hey grampa
Shinnok: Miserable insi-
Johnny Cage: Yeah, yeah, shut up.
Shinnok: You!
Shinnok: You did not kill me at the pyramid!
Shinnok: This time, I will!
The only scrap in this game that gives me hope for the future of MK. Pleeease build upon this! It would certainly explain a tone of bullshit retcons in the previous game.
Shinnok: You did not kill me at the pyramid!
Shinnok: This time, I will!
The only scrap in this game that gives me hope for the future of MK. Pleeease build upon this! It would certainly explain a tone of bullshit retcons in the previous game.
swampcrash_unknown •05/21/2015 04:33 PM (UTC) •
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Erron Black: We don't want any.
Quan Chi: Any of what?
Erron Black: Whatever bullshit you're peddling.
Quan Chi: Any of what?
Erron Black: Whatever bullshit you're peddling.
Blade4693 •05/21/2015 04:58 PM (UTC) •
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I don't remember the whole dialogue but there is a mirror match with Cage where he says "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE" is a dumbass voice that is hilarious lol
The_TooCool_Master •05/21/2015 05:04 PM (UTC) •
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Sub-Zero : You come to me as a foe?
Johnny Cage : Nah, I'm just out of ice cubes.
Sub-Zero : ...I sometime regret our alliance
Johnny Cage : Nah, I'm just out of ice cubes.
Sub-Zero : ...I sometime regret our alliance
TanyasHusband •05/22/2015 03:33 AM (UTC) •
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Cassie: "You're not yourself, Liu Kang."
Emperor/Rev Liu Kang: "Pathetic child of idiot parents."
Cassie: "Now you're just being a dick."
LOL. I love Liu Kang for that comment.
Emperor/Rev Liu Kang: "Pathetic child of idiot parents."
Cassie: "Now you're just being a dick."
LOL. I love Liu Kang for that comment.
nightbreed_16 •05/22/2015 03:41 AM (UTC) •
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I will rock you.
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Quan Chi : Your my only friend. The funniest line so far in the series.
Cassie: Is that what elder gods are wearing?
Shinnok: Elder gods are my enemies.
Cassie: They booted your ass!
Cassie: Liu Kang
Liu Kang: You enter the dragons lair
Cassie: wow dork alert
Cassie: Seen alot in your days?
Kotal: I have survived many battles
Cassie: Then you know of the bitch slap
Hilarious delivery i love Cassie
Shinnok: Elder gods are my enemies.
Cassie: They booted your ass!
Cassie: Liu Kang
Liu Kang: You enter the dragons lair
Cassie: wow dork alert
Cassie: Seen alot in your days?
Kotal: I have survived many battles
Cassie: Then you know of the bitch slap
Hilarious delivery i love Cassie
Ascottpwns •05/22/2015 04:29 AM (UTC) •
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T0asty Wrote:
Mileena: Repulsive human...
Cage: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive.
Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THIS!?!?!?
So good lol
Mileena: Repulsive human...
Cage: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive.
Mileena: WHO TOLD YOU THIS!?!?!?
So good lol
Hahaha how haven't I seen this one yet? My boy's a real playa lol
Cassie: Hey Humpty Dumpty.
Quan Chi: Only a fool would speak to me thusly
Cassie: Only a dork would say thusly.
lebronjames Wrote:
Cassie: Move it or lose it.
Kung Lao: Move what or lose what?
Cassie: I'll show you.
Cassie: Move it or lose it.
Kung Lao: Move what or lose what?
Cassie: I'll show you.
It's funny, just yesterday I heard an alternate version that has the same first two lines, but Cassie's final line was altered to "Your ass and your ass."
Windy_Thunderstorm •05/22/2015 04:56 AM (UTC) •
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unleash_your_tounge Wrote:
Shinnok: "Prove your worth!"
Reptile: "You will remember my sting."
Shinnok: "I've already forgotten your name."
Burn.
Shinnok: "Prove your worth!"
Reptile: "You will remember my sting."
Shinnok: "I've already forgotten your name."
Burn.
Lol the meanest part about that quote is that Shinnok probably doesn't even forget things on a regular basis if at all. Being an elder god in all.
Johnny: Kung Jin
Jin: You gonna gimme an A plus plus?
Johnny: You'll be flat on your A.S.S.
Raiden: Reptile!
Reptile: I do not fear you!
Raiden: You lack the necessary intelligence.
Me: That's fucked up Raiden. Lol
Jason: Meh
Shinnok: Jason Vorhees!
Jason: Meh...is this a knife in my neck?...meh.
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