It's like Donkey Kong, only that he's a redneck and you're playing as a conspiracy theorist Mario whose an exterminator trying to climb a hill.

AFK=Away from keyboard

What keyboard?

And further more... No one is speaking or whatever. So I just wait there until I'm on the row to fight...

Lui Kong says hello.

Kong of the Hill is pretty much one person on the throne and fights all until one person beats him, then that person is on the throne and the cycle repeats. Fight to defend or fight to take over. And AFK is pretty much spectator mode. You just sit there and watch the fights as they happen.

Meeh boring OK. Thanks to you

But why is no one talking... And at my symbol there is a speaker all the time

Probably in party or something. Dunno man.

Kong of the Hill, oh that's rich...