Beards lol
WeaponTheory •03/04/2015 03:02 PM (UTC) •
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Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
I understand now. *chuckles*
sharefrock •03/04/2015 03:06 PM (UTC) •
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Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
Holy... Nice!
I didn't know that, Thanks.
Windy_Thunderstorm •03/04/2015 04:50 PM (UTC) •
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riki0017 Wrote:
So what we've seen so far. Kung Lao has a beard. Unmasked Scorpion has a beard. Unmasked Subby has a beard. Jax and even Kenshi have a freakin beard.
So they can only make characters look older by putting some hair on their faces? Is that all NRS can do????
What do you guyz think?
So what we've seen so far. Kung Lao has a beard. Unmasked Scorpion has a beard. Unmasked Subby has a beard. Jax and even Kenshi have a freakin beard.
So they can only make characters look older by putting some hair on their faces? Is that all NRS can do????
What do you guyz think?
I actually made this same complaint in another forum. "Yay he's old and mature now cuz he has a beard!" Fiction writers and designers seem to love doing this with any male over 30 like it's mandatory or something.
Nothing against beards in general, but they don't need one to prove that they're manly and older. I'm pretty sure all of them were oozing with testosterone before that. Although Scorpion always had facial hair.
Blue-Mario •03/04/2015 05:06 PM (UTC) •
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I thought johnny was sonyas tampon
Sonya is " no mans " beard
Sonya is " no mans " beard
FerraTorr •03/04/2015 05:11 PM (UTC) •
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Blue-Mario Wrote:
I thought johnny was sonyas tampon
Sonya is " no mans " beard
I thought johnny was sonyas tampon
Sonya is " no mans " beard
This is probably more accurate.
I can totally picture Sonya as a Dominatrix and Johnny as a submissive.
nightbreed_16 •03/04/2015 06:21 PM (UTC) •
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I will rock you.
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I have a beard so I must be cool.
mkwhopper •03/04/2015 06:31 PM (UTC) •
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Beards make everything better c:
Jenafella56 •03/04/2015 06:35 PM (UTC) •
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Its funny cause none if the beards show any gray hairs. I guess they keep redying it lol
sharefrock •03/04/2015 06:37 PM (UTC) •
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Jenafella56 Wrote:
Its funny cause none if the beards show any gray hairs. I guess they keep redying it lol
Its funny cause none if the beards show any gray hairs. I guess they keep redying it lol
Kung Lao is the only old male with grey hair, And he looks like a damn BADASS!
I actually think he looks better than when he was younger.
Jenafella56 •03/04/2015 06:48 PM (UTC) •
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sharefrock Wrote:
Kung Lao is the only old male with grey hair, And he looks like a damn BADASS!
I actually think he looks better than when he was younger.
Jenafella56 Wrote:
Its funny cause none if the beards show any gray hairs. I guess they keep redying it lol
Its funny cause none if the beards show any gray hairs. I guess they keep redying it lol
Kung Lao is the only old male with grey hair, And he looks like a damn BADASS!
I actually think he looks better than when he was younger.
Oh yeah I forgot about his lol. Its going to take me a while for me to get used to his older look, but I agree he still looks awesome
PickleMendip •03/05/2015 07:21 PM (UTC) •
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It's gonna be hard to concentrate on all that fighting with all these sexy beards flying around. Is this what it's like for straight men and the bouncy bewbs?
"Oh, sorry, gotta pause mid-kombat because my rager won't quit."
IGN: 7.8/10 Too Much Beard
"Oh, sorry, gotta pause mid-kombat because my rager won't quit."
IGN: 7.8/10 Too Much Beard
SHAMEonNINJAS •03/05/2015 10:53 PM (UTC) •
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At first I wondered why Hanzo was so proper and trimmed and not lumberjack sub status then I remembered he always has a blade in his right hand. Why the fuck wouldn't you be guido with the ponytail? My duuuhhh moment.
Ricardo Snow •03/06/2015 12:41 AM (UTC) •
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Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
LOL I honestly did not know that. I thought it was a reference to having Sonyas hairy coochie in his face.
..nice
SHAMEonNINJAS •03/06/2015 12:45 AM (UTC) •
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flameshang Wrote:
LOL I honestly did not know that. I thought it was a reference to having Sonyas hairy coochie in his face.
..nice
Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
LOL I honestly did not know that. I thought it was a reference to having Sonyas hairy coochie in his face.
..nice
Lol same. I thought they meant sonya wraps her legs around his head which is suicidal.
Bugsy2188 •03/06/2015 10:15 PM (UTC) •
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riki0017 Wrote:
So what we've seen so far. Kung Lao has a beard. Unmasked Scorpion has a beard. Unmasked Subby has a beard. Jax and even Kenshi have a freakin beard.
So they can only make characters look older by putting some hair on their faces? Is that all NRS can do????
What do you guyz think?
So what we've seen so far. Kung Lao has a beard. Unmasked Scorpion has a beard. Unmasked Subby has a beard. Jax and even Kenshi have a freakin beard.
So they can only make characters look older by putting some hair on their faces? Is that all NRS can do????
What do you guyz think?
Maybe they'll shave Bo rai cho just for you.
Mobster_For_SATAN •03/06/2015 10:26 PM (UTC) •
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So beards compared to every male in MK9 that just shaved before battle? Why didn't people complain when the males in MK9 just had the closest shave of their lives? It actually makes sense for most of them to have facial hair because they're not worried about shaving every fucking day.
I have nothing against a beard, they can be awesome. It's just that so many of the aged characters seems to have them now. And everybody seems to have dyed it black except Kung Lao who seems to be the only one not trying to look young :P
At first I thought Liu Kang would maybe look good with a beard, but now that "everybody's" got one I kinda hope he doesn't just to stand out a little. I really hope he's aged too though. Very interested as to what he'd look like 25 years later. Hopefully he's not dyed his hair too.
At first I thought Liu Kang would maybe look good with a beard, but now that "everybody's" got one I kinda hope he doesn't just to stand out a little. I really hope he's aged too though. Very interested as to what he'd look like 25 years later. Hopefully he's not dyed his hair too.
FerraTorr •03/07/2015 01:53 AM (UTC) •
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flameshang Wrote:
LOL I honestly did not know that. I thought it was a reference to having Sonyas hairy coochie in his face.
..nice
Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.
LOL I honestly did not know that. I thought it was a reference to having Sonyas hairy coochie in his face.
..nice
"hair pie"
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