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03/04/2015 03:02 PM (UTC)
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Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.



I understand now. *chuckles*
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sharefrock
03/04/2015 03:06 PM (UTC)
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Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.



Holy... Nice!

I didn't know that, Thanks.
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This beautiful sig was made by MINION.

03/04/2015 04:50 PM (UTC)
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riki0017 Wrote:
So what we've seen so far. Kung Lao has a beard. Unmasked Scorpion has a beard. Unmasked Subby has a beard. Jax and even Kenshi have a freakin beard.

So they can only make characters look older by putting some hair on their faces? Is that all NRS can do????

What do you guyz think?

I actually made this same complaint in another forum. "Yay he's old and mature now cuz he has a beard!" Fiction writers and designers seem to love doing this with any male over 30 like it's mandatory or something.

Nothing against beards in general, but they don't need one to prove that they're manly and older. I'm pretty sure all of them were oozing with testosterone before that. Although Scorpion always had facial hair.
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Blue-Mario
03/04/2015 05:06 PM (UTC)
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I thought johnny was sonyas tampon
Sonya is " no mans " beard
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Props to MINION for making this sig.

03/04/2015 05:11 PM (UTC)
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Blue-Mario Wrote:
I thought johnny was sonyas tampon
Sonya is " no mans " beard


This is probably more accurate.

I can totally picture Sonya as a Dominatrix and Johnny as a submissive.

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I will rock you.

03/04/2015 06:21 PM (UTC)
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I have a beard so I must be cool.grin
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mkwhopper
03/04/2015 06:31 PM (UTC)
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Beards make everything better c:
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Jenafella56
03/04/2015 06:35 PM (UTC)
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Its funny cause none if the beards show any gray hairs. I guess they keep redying it lol
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sharefrock
03/04/2015 06:37 PM (UTC)
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Jenafella56 Wrote:
Its funny cause none if the beards show any gray hairs. I guess they keep redying it lol


Kung Lao is the only old male with grey hair, And he looks like a damn BADASS!

I actually think he looks better than when he was younger.
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Jenafella56
03/04/2015 06:48 PM (UTC)
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sharefrock Wrote:
Jenafella56 Wrote:
Its funny cause none if the beards show any gray hairs. I guess they keep redying it lol


Kung Lao is the only old male with grey hair, And he looks like a damn BADASS!

I actually think he looks better than when he was younger.


Oh yeah I forgot about his lol. Its going to take me a while for me to get used to his older look, but I agree he still looks awesome
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STATE FED LIES CHARM EMPTY EYES. Anon.

03/05/2015 07:21 PM (UTC)
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It's gonna be hard to concentrate on all that fighting with all these sexy beards flying around. Is this what it's like for straight men and the bouncy bewbs?

"Oh, sorry, gotta pause mid-kombat because my rager won't quit."

IGN: 7.8/10 Too Much Beard
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SHAMEonNINJAS
03/05/2015 10:53 PM (UTC)
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At first I wondered why Hanzo was so proper and trimmed and not lumberjack sub status then I remembered he always has a blade in his right hand. Why the fuck wouldn't you be guido with the ponytail? My duuuhhh moment.
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Ricardo Snow
03/06/2015 12:41 AM (UTC)
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Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.



LOL I honestly did not know that. I thought it was a reference to having Sonyas hairy coochie in his face.


..nice
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ZachJxLP
03/06/2015 12:42 AM (UTC)
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Kenshi's little avatar in the screen cap we have, is hot af. I approve of his facial hair.
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SHAMEonNINJAS
03/06/2015 12:45 AM (UTC)
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flameshang Wrote:
Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.



LOL I honestly did not know that. I thought it was a reference to having Sonyas hairy coochie in his face.


..nice

Lol same. I thought they meant sonya wraps her legs around his head which is suicidal.
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ErmaSco
03/06/2015 04:57 AM (UTC)
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THANK YOU NRS FOR ALL THE BEARDS YOU ARE GIVING US.
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Bugsy2188
03/06/2015 10:15 PM (UTC)
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riki0017 Wrote:
So what we've seen so far. Kung Lao has a beard. Unmasked Scorpion has a beard. Unmasked Subby has a beard. Jax and even Kenshi have a freakin beard.

So they can only make characters look older by putting some hair on their faces? Is that all NRS can do????

What do you guyz think?


Maybe they'll shave Bo rai cho just for you.
So beards compared to every male in MK9 that just shaved before battle? Why didn't people complain when the males in MK9 just had the closest shave of their lives? It actually makes sense for most of them to have facial hair because they're not worried about shaving every fucking day.
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Santar
03/06/2015 10:44 PM (UTC)
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I have nothing against a beard, they can be awesome. It's just that so many of the aged characters seems to have them now. And everybody seems to have dyed it black except Kung Lao who seems to be the only one not trying to look young :P

At first I thought Liu Kang would maybe look good with a beard, but now that "everybody's" got one I kinda hope he doesn't just to stand out a little. I really hope he's aged too though. Very interested as to what he'd look like 25 years later. Hopefully he's not dyed his hair too.
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Props to MINION for making this sig.

03/07/2015 01:53 AM (UTC)
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flameshang Wrote:
Keith Wrote:
A beard is a woman who poses as a man's girlfriend to disguise the fact he's gay.



LOL I honestly did not know that. I thought it was a reference to having Sonyas hairy coochie in his face.


..nice



"hair pie" grin
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