32. Brush your teeth with a bottle of jack
33. Ride a discostick
34. Seek out the one called Amy
35. Kiss a girl (but you gotta like it)

hookin up a tv to your bathroom, playing what you think is the shittiest MK game, playing it while your takin a mean dump. when you die, you yell" this game is a big piece of shit!" then lay a fat turd rite on the game.

37) Finish kombo challenges

38. Meet a cosplayer who looks like Mileena and has actually done a really good job on it.

39. Learn as many combos and juggles as possible, along with being able to beat Blaze with more than just Mileena, Jade, and Sareena.

40. Continue to leave Meat locked in MKA.

41.ponder the idea that MK and Twisted Metal come out on the same day.

42. Focus on school in my last year in college so the next year's semester will come with New Mortal Kombat unexpectedly!
43. Playing MK Vs DC online during the weekends hoping not to find cheap players.

44. Your mom.

45. laugh because of 44

46. Think of a rebuttal to #44

47. Listen to every single soundtrack to all the MK games.

48. Find Smoke in Amsterdam

49. challenge a cat to mortal kombat (cuz their the shittiest pets and their assholes) and then rip off its head with the spine attached and stab it in the chest with its spine, then rip its heart out of its asshole.

50) by a new entertainment center in prep for MK9

51. Go stand in line for Disturbed Asylum coming this August 31st

52. Actually put forth effort into UMK for DS and actually trying to beat it, instead of just playing it for the wins.

53. Watch the movies about 100 times.

54. Begin my 2nd year of college.

55. Yell out "Toasty" in the middle of a BBQ. Or in a crowded theater. Which ever works best.

56. Dress as Shao Kahn for Halloween.

57. Find the UMK3 Arcade Machine nearest to my house so I can get it for an early Christmas Gift

58. Watch football.

59. Go out

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60. try to get thru skul without yelling mortal kombat when a fight happens

61.Play Splatterhouse and watch the movies

62. Wonder wtf scorpion1013 is talking about

63. Scream "IT'S KOMBAT TIME!" Whenever someone asks you for the hour.

64. Uppercut them immediately afterwards.

65: SHIN-SHO-RYU-KEN!!!!

66. Play Bioshock infinite

67. Wonder why this thread hasn't reached 1000 yet.
68. Play black ops
69. Grenade kill somebody right in the balls.

70. Fake an injury in public and wait for a good samaritan to arrive. Then kill the samaritan.

71. Call 9-1-1 and yell "Beich, I wants mah money!"

72. Walk up a down escalator.

73. Go to a comedy club and scream "You suck ass!" at whoever is on stage.

74. Find a British Guard (the silent type with the red coat and furry black hat) and smack them in the mouth with your foot.

75. Walk around with your eyes closed for one whole hour.

76.

77. Play baseball with a little kid, then smash someone's window and blame it on the kid.

78. Find the address of your next door neighbor's mother's cousin's nephew's brother's mailman's grandfather's grandson's brother's uncle's neice's next door neighbor's neighbor from across the street.

79. Get your youtube channel ready for HD before MK9's release.

80. Join back with a recent website, then get my ass chewed out again.
81. Watch more football
82. Pass exams for college.
83. Clean the floor of my room.
84. Make up an 84 for this situation.
85.Get Chuck Norris to teach me how to do Rain's sonic roundhouse kick.

86. Ponder which character I will choose first.
87. Play Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
88. Play Gran Turismo 5, A LOT
89.Check this website and others about 1,000 times a day for an update on MK HD Arcade Kollection
90. Buy another fight stick for when either Mortal Kombat comes out
91. Upgrade my sound system.....again.
92. Consider buying a 3D enabled screen, so that I may enjoy all the bloody fatalities even more.
93. Stop considering to buy a 3D enabled screen because the glasses not only look ridiculous, but are also way too uncomfortable.
94. Try to think of 6 more things to do before Mortal Kombat comes out, so that we finally get 100.
95. Buy Marvel vs. Capcom 3 on February 15th, and hope that it fills the final couple months' time before MK.
96. Plan a tournament for the release day of MK, and then reconsider that ridiculous TV as a result.
97 Admit defeat that I couldn't come up with 6 more things to get this post to 100.

98. re-arrange my room to make a more suitable Mortal Kombat-ing area.
99. Build a timeline book of the previous MK storyline.
100. Buy PLENTY of ink to print all the apges in that book.