Mortal Kockbat!

its called don't click the thread.

I hope Cyrax got more than his soul back if you catch my drift.

People are having fun. It's not like they're derailing a serious thread containing thoughtful posts.

You can join the contest of puns or you can despise the contest of puns. There's no need to tell other people they can't enjoy the contest of puns.

I wouldn't mind seeing Havik's deformed penis either...

In the name of Chaos ; )

He gives BONE a whole new meaning

Meat.

HAHAHA this reminds me of the

I have a Confession to make: I am a furry
I have a Confession to make: I am a Zombo

situation.
Sub Zero has a weird one, Stryker has a nice one, Johnny Cage ́s is famous, Kitana doesnt have one, Scorpion has one but doesnt use it.... and Sonya has one(!?!?) What is it?
A last name!!! LOLOLO;LOLOLOLOL

Go wild!

I am neither funny enough or creative enough to contribute to this thread, but I have to say this made my day.

I have some major pun envy right now.

You guys are hilarious! Good show, good show.

No Kang Wang unless it goes for both sides. It's not like we haven't already seen Mileena's, anyway.

I lol'd...

waow lol u guys are funny =D

Jax would finally prove if black guys are bigger.

It would put a new meaning to the term sword fighting...

btw, Ninja Mime is now a beast among beasts for this thread.

Video Games are serious business. Here, let me get the door for you.

Oh man this thread made me crack up about 5 times over lol.

You all know you want to see Shao Kahn in all his glory.

As they will say in the future...they have a quad.

Anyways...I would consider it more realistic since when you are fighting for your life and soul, your not too concerned about social norms and modesty. But some guys might find it a little uncomfortable and to be honest girls, it'll be more guys buying the MK game than gals. Guys just are not use to seeing their own gender baring if all or coming close enough to it in a game like we gals have to deal with. Unless I'm mistake, the only one that really came close was that other Raiden from MGS solid series. There was one older Japenese RPG that I vaguely remember that had illustrations in em of characters in hot springs, but damn censors blurred out the interesting stuff on the male toons leaving the gal toons as is in all their pixelated glory. That was the last Japanese RPG old school game I ever purchased.

I don't care if there is nudity in a game or not, so long as there is a legit reason for it (ie clothes ripping due to life and death fight is one legit reason) but if you're gonna have it., have it for both genders.

BTW just remember the thunder god is most likely a partial shape shifter so he gets to choose how his privates are like.

What's Sub-Zero's last name?

Sarlacc : (

Zero.

First name Sub.

I think his full name is Sub Zero Jenkins, but that might have been a typo in the MK1 PC manual.

Other last names that I can recall are:

Motaro Jones
Sindel Frankenstein
Sheeva Mahprivates
Hsu Hao Do Yu Do
Kintaro Miller

and of course

Reptile Goldstein

Cage is NOT small! At least not in my mind. Still have fantasies about the guy who played him MKT....

Sheeva's Fatality: "You like surprises?" Kabal like reaction a la his MK3 fatality