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Do you want male nudity? I do.
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posted07/08/2010 01:41 AM (UTC)by
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Ninja_Mime
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By male nudity, I mean dicks. Nothing more. This is the first mk game where the fighters will get realtime battle damage. They will get cuts and bruises and most importantly, clothes will rip apart. So if I'm fighting Stryker and I beat him in the 1st round, he would be all bloody and his clothes will be partially ripped. By the end of the 2nd round, his pants should be ripped apart exposing his balls. What do you guys think?
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ServantToMileena
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 •07/06/2010 04:58 PM (UTC) •
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Gee, that'd be a good idea. While it'd be cool to see, don't you think that'd be out of place in MK? Do you really want to see balls in a game where they could be ripped off?

(Best. Parody. Thread. Ever.)
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TheScorpion51
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 •07/06/2010 05:02 PM (UTC) •
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Hahahahah, awesome job man. Hilarious.
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khanswarrior15
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 •07/06/2010 05:05 PM (UTC) •
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You want to see Scorpion's Specter Penis?
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(Erik)
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 •07/06/2010 05:09 PM (UTC) •
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How many dicks do you think Shokans have?
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Hemmel
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 •07/06/2010 05:12 PM (UTC) •
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Baraka has a swiss army knife down there wink
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RazorsEdge701
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 •07/06/2010 05:14 PM (UTC) •
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khanswarrior15 Wrote:
You want to see Scorpion's Specter Penis?


It's just a pelvic bone on fire, man.

It's better that way. Reminds him how dead his wife is.
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khanswarrior15
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 •07/06/2010 05:15 PM (UTC) •
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I want to see Sub Zero's Icicle ; )
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 •07/06/2010 05:18 PM (UTC) •
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khanswarrior15 Wrote:
I want to see Sub Zero's Icicle ; )


** Talk about severe shinkage lol.
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Nefrit
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 •07/06/2010 05:25 PM (UTC) •
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lol, only for the good-looking males like Cage, Sub-Zero, Jax:)
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Hemmel
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 •07/06/2010 05:25 PM (UTC) •
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Dan Forden pops out and says "Testies!"
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lordbilly
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 •07/06/2010 05:28 PM (UTC) •
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I lol'd hard
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 •07/06/2010 05:48 PM (UTC) •
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Hahahahahahaha, oh fucking Christ. I would assume Sheeva has a dick. I mean, have you heard that voice?
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 •07/06/2010 05:52 PM (UTC) •
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lordbilly Wrote:
I lol'd hard

Did you lol long?

I vote yes. Dicks for everyone.
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Hemmel
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 •07/06/2010 06:00 PM (UTC) •
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Mokap has balls.... shiny ones too...
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ServantToMileena
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 •07/06/2010 06:03 PM (UTC) •
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Speaking of Mokap's balls, it'd be fun to a fatality on them where you grab them and bust them!
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Hemmel
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 •07/06/2010 06:09 PM (UTC) •
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Juggle with them a little first....
Have Subz freeze one and Scorp' burn the other...
Then use one of Nightwolf's arrows and make a shish-kebab...
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 •07/06/2010 06:24 PM (UTC) •
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A curious part of me thinks that it wouldn't hurt to take a peek at Raiden's Tesla balls.
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Get your Portable ID!

 •07/06/2010 06:28 PM (UTC) •
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Hahaha! You guys are hilarious I'm surprised nobodies said they wanted to see Reptile's big alligator dong. tongue
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NS922
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 •07/06/2010 06:32 PM (UTC) •
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LOOL, funny thread!
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Grimm
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 •07/06/2010 06:51 PM (UTC) •
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Every thread regarding nudity should be closed. We all know it isn't going to be in the game, so what is the point speculating on it?
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Vash_15
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 •07/06/2010 06:53 PM (UTC) •
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Scorpion - Burning pelvis, maybe a spear stuck in there to make him feel better
Sub-Zero - SHRINKAGE!!!!!
Reptile - Do lizards have dicks?
Ermac - Let's just say, even though he wasn't black past UMK3, some "black attributes" remain
Rain - They don't call him Rain for nothing, permanent leakage
Raiden - They're shocking! Just don't swordfight with Rain
Johnny Cage - smaaaaall, that's why he invented the Ball Breaker/Split punch
Shang Tsung - Constantly shifts between other warriors
Goro - He has four
Shao Kahn - Inferiority complex, that's why he needs to rule the realms, compensation

In case you can't tell I'm REALLY bored
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 •07/06/2010 07:01 PM (UTC) •
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Grimm Wrote:
Every thread regarding nudity should be closed. We all know it isn't going to be in the game, so what is the point speculating on it?

I agree. This stupid bullshit only makes me wanna stop visiting this site. Threads keep getting dumber and dumber.
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DrKorn
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Geez, I've been a member since MKDA was just a pic of Scorpion and Jax looking at each other and I have less than 2,000 visits. I should really log in more...

 •07/06/2010 07:07 PM (UTC) •
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It's called a sense of humor.
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QueenSindel(TheBitch)
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 •07/06/2010 07:11 PM (UTC) •
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It's called preschool
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