MKA:
Kitana: "Mother your alive"
Sindel: To bad, you will die"

Sonya: "Wait, I've seen that tattoo on a robot and a women, they both tryed to kill us."
Raiden: "Did it leave them"(I think that's the line not exacty sure)
Jax: "Took off like A bat out of hell"
Raiden: "They do not share my bloodline, Only an Elder God can betray such a marking"
Raiden: "My father is an Elder God"
Sonya: " You failed to mention that before"
Jax: "If your dad's an Elder God what does that make Kahn"
Raiden: "Shao Kahn's my brother" Sonya: "Kitana?Mileena: "You wish!"

its like this

Sonya- Wait a second, i've seen that tatoo before, on a robot and a woman, they both triedf to kill me
Jax- And both of them worked for Kahn
Raiden- this tatoo is a family crest bostowed not only to my bloodline but my (something)
Sonya- Wait, if it's your family crest, how can kahn's side have is too?
Raiden- My father is an elder God, and only he can bostow such a marking
Sonya- You dad is an elder God? funny how you failed to mention that before
Jax- Wait, if your father is an elder God, what does that make Kahn?
Raiden- shao Kahn is my brother
.............................................
Whoosh!
Jade- It is not my fault I did everything you ordered
Shao Kahn- Your job was to lure them into an ambush, if they escaped then YOU FAILED ME!
Jade- You could never have stopped them alone!
Sindel- Listen to her she speaks the truth, we would have died tryin...

oops, too far

"You disappoint me, not very wise." -Shang Tsung

"Unleash your animality." - Nightwolf

From MK:A

Jax - I got Mr. Ed.
Kitana - I'll take my mother
Sonya - Leftovers are fine with me.

he is not ready my Lord

yes, but there is no one else....

and here's a few i like in MKA not because theyre good, but because of theyre ridiculous placement that i find hilarious

#1 Scorpion: "Suckers!"

#2 Nightwolf: "its my animality, cool huh!"

#3 in Liu Kang's dream Shao Kahn saying, " Whats Burning inside you is guilt" - his expression when he says that is timeless

#4 Jade saying " no fate worse than to die alone" - ha! i love her face when she says that, pause it during that and you'll see, right when she says "alone"

#5 Jax while fighting Cyrax "YEA! NOW WHAT!" - hahaha hell yea man

From MK:A

Sindel: "Too bad you........will die" (so funny, yet bad acting)

Shao Kahn: "Rain....this will never happen again"
Rain: "it will never happen again"
Shao Kahn: *smacks Rain into fire"

Jax: "I'll Take homeboy"

My favorite has to be the trademark yelp of scorpion...GET OVER HERE!!! Oh, and the part in hell when he says GET DOWN HERE!!!It first seemed like he was going to say get over here.

Nightwolf's line to Lui Kang is funny as hell : FEEL YOUR ANIMALITY (echoesssss)
I also love the bullshit line of sonya and the sunglasses one of Jonny Cage.
My favorite quote is from Mortal Komat annihilation only cuz it's hilarious
When Lui Kang and them found out they been tricked by Jade.
Jade: (laughing) It was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo eaaaasy!"
Does anyone else find that shit funny in MKA when sindel is spinning around laughin like a moron before dissapearing.

Oh and I forgot in the first mortal kombat when sonya was running after Shang Tsung in the castle place to find out bout Kano and Johnny Cage n Lui Kang follow her


Sonya: How many times did I tell you guys, I don't need backup!"
Johnny Cage: " We can't help it. It's a guy thing."

Or on the boat that took them to the island Johnny asks Sonya to do something for him and she ws like " Do I look like your maid?"

Then when she asks Johnny " Where the hell are we?"
Johnny: "Do I look like your travel agent?"

the scene in mk1 where rayden walks up on the monks and everyone except lui kneels and the the monk says the line about too much television. That was funny.
"Welcome" dramatic pause
"Reptile"
The scene where Johnny talks to a disguised shang tsung, what happened to the real guy i wonder
the scene with johnny cage and the stunt doubles, the one that doesn't fall down.

my fave quote is when liu kang sonya cage meet scorpion and sub on shangs ship and before the fight Raiden comes and kiocks some ninja ass and says Enough while lightning comes out of his eyes

My fav from MK: Liu Kang-"You may see into my sole....but you don't own it"
My fav from MKA: Jax-"I'll take Mr Ed"

Raiden
"Your sideshow freaks attacked my fighters"
"Enough"

In MK1 the monk at the temple says something totally stupid to raiden. Its been a while so Im not sure about the exact quote, but I think he says Mind is people, people is mind, too much television or something totally retarded like that.

my fave would have to be:
Motaro:" You're hallowed position atop the worm pile is most tenuous, now you're failure will be my oppertunity." SLAP! from sindel

i cant beleive i forgot this part...

Kitana: I have prayed for the day, hat our love, would bring us back together again
CHING!!!
Sindel: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! LOVE?! have never loved you, for such a pathetic child WHAT REASON WAS THERE TO LIVE?!
Kitana: I knew it could not be true
Raiden: It can not be
Sindel: Oh but it can, and it is! And You..... are PPPowerless... thundergod. (hairwhip) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

MKA-
Raiden- "Only you Kitana, can reunite your mother's body and soul, Kitana your mother is the key of all of this."
*Kitana kisses Sindel on the top of the head*
*Sindel wakes up*
Sindel-"Oh Kitana."
Kitana- I have waited for the day that are love would bring us together again."
Sindel- "Haaaaaaaa"
Sindel-" Love! *She is saying this while standing up* I have never loved you with such a pathtic child as yourself, what reason was it to love!"
Raiden- No, this cannot be!" *He says walking towards Sindel*
Sindel- Oh, but it is*Turing around to face Raiden, pointing* And you are powerless!" *Hitting Raiden with her hair whip*
Jade- It's over you fools! The legend was a lie!"
Sindel- "Khan's portals stay open."
Liu Kang- " You will die for this Jade!"
*Sindel spins around laughing, Jade sneaks away, Sindel disappers screaming.*
Liu Kang- "We can't let Khan get away with this!"
Raiden- "This is not a fight we can win here."

Yea, The best one is the WELCOME!

or when goro is grunting, its just hilarious

If memory serves; Johnny Cage stepping on Goro's fingers: "This is the part where you fall down."

MK1

Sonya-You are the most egotistical, self-deluded person I have ever met.
Cage- Yeah, well you forgot good looking.

Tsung-Your soul is mine!

Scorpion-Get over here!

MKA

Scorpion-Suckers!

MKA Shao Khan: Annhilate them!

MK

Shang Tsung: "Your Soul Is MINE"

Scorpion: "GET DOWN HERE!!"

Johnny Cage: All, but my fave is "Nice Dress"

Sonya: a bunch of people on a leaky boat are gonna save the world?
raiden: yes

had me in stiches and so did
Sonya:where are we?
Cage: Do i look like your travel agent?

and i forgot!

Jax: i'l take mr. Ed

pure genius lol