BS!
But if this were to happen, OMG!
I would so buy these novels, so would buy em :)

Sad but true. SMH
I blame the video games and the MTV.

Sadly, I thought it was real until I read the part about the soft cover coming out right after the hardcover editions- that never happens.

Umm speak for yourselves. I know plenty of youth who read. ANd I know plenty of adults who (as adults or when they were kids in the 60s) who never touch books.

Graphic MK novels ftw

I had meant to put a smiley at the end of my post, man this is not my night.

I blame the not walking uphill in snow ten miles both ways to get to places.
And also not being shot at back in 'nam.

Y'know how I could've told Mick wrote the whole fake article even if he hadn't been the one who posted it?

He's the only person in the entire community who makes "Aqua" references.

Exactly. No character, this generation. XD. What's his obsession with Aqua, anyway? lol

You know what would be funny now?

If NRS reveal a set of novels to be released.

Besides - Mass Effect, Halo and GEars have novels along side the games Its so the game developers dont actually have to think of a good story.

Damnit, was hoping this was going to be real, lol.

Goddamn kids and their back-talking.

Back in my day,kids only knew two words - "yes" and "sir."

Now GIT!

While the repetitive excesses of Cartoon Heroes condemned them to international obscurity, I feel tracks like Be A Man and Heat of the Night remind us that Aquarium is more than just an album of pop-culture referencing Eurodance, with real depth to be found by anyone willing to look.

I'm confused that no one seems RELIEVED that this isn't true.

James Petterson? Author of middle age housewife friendly supermarket paperbacks? You'd want him to be the one to write a MK novel?

No thankyou.
If it was done, it would have to be done well. Which wouldn't happen, of course.

Eurodance, you say?
I say...No thank you. lol

James has some decent reads out there.

Hell, if he'd toned the sap in When the Wind Blows and The Lake House (not THAT The Lake House) down to Maximum Ride levels, or upped the sense of danger and foreboding in the Maximum Ride series to When the Wind Blows and The Lake House (again, not THAT The Lake House) levels he'd have had a pretty damn good read.

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Im 24 and I read comic books

I totally forgot Petterson had anything to do with this once I read "Stephen King."

King wouldn't be the right choice either, but would make it interesting in his own way I think.

Ha ha, wow. I've been EXTREMELY gullible today lol. For a second I actually thought...

Thanks for the laugh!

I knew this was fake when they contributed it to Nimbus, who was the center of an April Fool's joke a decade or so ago in EGM.

Oh why don't you go read a book or something.

Almost got me but then I looked at the date..

Nice try.

Haha, i was pretty excited. i guess i am the only one whom enjoys books (i feel elderly). But as soon as it came to the name of the book group (PARLOFOIL) AKA APRILFOOL scrambled, i cried a little inside.

I'm kinda surprised the bit about Stephen King didn't give it away to more people, but yeah.