Old Kintaro was hoppin' around
Outworld City like a big playground
When suddenly Stryker burst from the shade
And hit Kintaro with a frag Grenade
Kintaro got pissed and began to pounce
But didn't expect to be blocked by Jax
who preceeded to open up a can of Jax Fu
Till Johnny Cage came out of the blue
And he started beating up Jax with a
Then they both got flattened by a swat car
But before he could make it back new york
Lui Kang popped out of his grave
And pulled an AK-47 out from out of his pants
And blew Stryker away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Becuase Lord Raiden came to save the day
This is the Ultimate Kombat Of Ultimate Destiny
Good guys, bad guys and Explosions as far as the eye can see
Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate kombat of ultimate destiny
Kintaro took a bite out of Lord Raiden
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Jax came back covered in a tire track
Kung lao jumped out and landed on his back
And Stryker was injured and trying to get steady
When Lui Kang came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Reptile took him out with his tail
Then he saw Kintaro sneaking up from behind
And he reached for a gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Jax stole it and he shot and he missed
And Kung lao deflected it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and he did a summersault
While Lui Kang tried to polevault
On to Lord Raiden but they collided in the air
and they both got hit by a Big Blaze flare
This is the ultimate Kombat, the ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and Explosions as far as the eye can see
Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate Kombat, of ultimate destiny
Angels sang out in an immaculant chorus
And down from the heavens decended Taven
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bone
Into the crotch of Reptile
Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain
As Jax changed back into Will Smith
But Taven saw though his clever disguise
And crushed Jax's head in between his thighs
Then Sub Zero the young and Sub Zero the old
And Deagon and Jade, or so I'm told
And Princess Kitana and ermac
And li mae and some dude
Judge Judy
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
link, meta-knight, every single Masked Gaurd
Kobra and Kira, starman and Kabal
Kano The Rock, doc Oc and king Golbeck
All came out of nowhere like my fat ass
And they kicked Tavens in his Pretty boy ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
While civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The Champion stood -- The rest saw their better
Scorpion in a bloodstained Uniform
This is the ultimate Kombat, the ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and Explosions as far as the eye can see
Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate Kombat,
This is the ultimate Kombat,
This is the ultimate Kombat, of ultimate destiny