Old Kintaro was hoppin' around Outworld City like a big playground When suddenly Stryker burst from the shade And hit Kintaro with a frag Grenade Kintaro got pissed and began to pounce But didn't expect to be blocked by Jax who preceeded to open up a can of Jax Fu Till Johnny Cage came out of the blue And he started beating up Jax with a Then they both got flattened by a swat car But before he could make it back new york Lui Kang popped out of his grave And pulled an AK-47 out from out of his pants And blew Stryker away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Becuase Lord Raiden came to save the day This is the Ultimate Kombat Of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys and Explosions as far as the eye can see Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate kombat of ultimate destiny Kintaro took a bite out of Lord Raiden Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime And then Jax came back covered in a tire track Kung lao jumped out and landed on his back And Stryker was injured and trying to get steady When Lui Kang came back with a machete But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Reptile took him out with his tail Then he saw Kintaro sneaking up from behind And he reached for a gun which he just couldn't find 'Cause Jax stole it and he shot and he missed And Kung lao deflected it with his fist And he jumped in the air and he did a summersault While Lui Kang tried to polevault On to Lord Raiden but they collided in the air and they both got hit by a Big Blaze flare This is the ultimate Kombat, the ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and Explosions as far as the eye can see Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate Kombat, of ultimate destiny Angels sang out in an immaculant chorus And down from the heavens decended Taven Who delivered a kick which could shatter bone Into the crotch of Reptile Who fell over on the ground writhing in pain As Jax changed back into Will Smith But Taven saw though his clever disguise And crushed Jax's head in between his thighs Then Sub Zero the young and Sub Zero the old And Deagon and Jade, or so I'm told And Princess Kitana and ermac And li mae and some dude Judge Judy Captain Kirk and Darth Vader link, meta-knight, every single Masked Gaurd Kobra and Kira, starman and Kabal Kano The Rock, doc Oc and king Golbeck All came out of nowhere like my fat ass And they kicked Tavens in his Pretty boy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw While civilians looking on in total awe The fight raged on for a century Many lives were claimed but eventually The Champion stood -- The rest saw their better Scorpion in a bloodstained Uniform This is the ultimate Kombat, the ultimate destiny Good guys, bad guys and Explosions as far as the eye can see Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the ultimate Kombat, This is the ultimate Kombat, This is the ultimate Kombat, of ultimate destiny |