FB: Trans4Materia Card Game I invented "Circling Vulture, Laughing Hyena"
True story, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine... EVERYBODY!
These are some komics I was working on when I lost all my files. No images, just the text outline. Since the image hosting site I was using went down too, I basically finally quit.
-Skool Projekt
*Scene: Klassroom with that stone counter/table I made,
blackboard behind MK3 Sonya w glasses as teacher, reads "The Realms".
Kidd Thunder standing giving report.
Kidd Thunder: The main export of Outworld is "Aggro Culture"...
Sonya: I think you mean "Agriculture", dear.
Kidd Thunder: No. No I don't. -_-*
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-Witch Trial
*Scene: Sindel tied to a post, wood pile at feet,
Johnny Cage, Liu Kang, and Jax wearing those belt hats.
Johnny Cage holding torch, Liu holding pitchfork.
Jax: Queen Sindel, thou art hereby charged with practicing magic, sorcery, and thy dark arts!
What doth thou to say for thine self?
Sindel: Oh, come on. This is a total WITCH HUNT!
Liu Kang: Um, yeah! *eyeroll
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-Foolish Mortals
*Scene: The Kombat Kids encounter Moloch somewhere.
Takeda: Hey, check out that weird monkey, it has 3 eyes!
Kung Jin: Well this IS Outworld.
Moloch: Foodish morsels!
Cassie: It can talk?!
Jaqui: Not very well... Don't you mean "foolish mortals"?
*Moloch slurps a leg into his mouth: Indeed!
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-Cooking with Scorpion
*Scene: Outworld Marketplace, Scorpion & Takeda gathering cooking ingredients.
Scorpion: We're here at the Outworld Bazaar, gathering ingredients in this mobile segment.
Takeda, how do you like your vegetables?
Takeda: BLANCHED!! *Throws Old Lady at Scorpion.
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-Cooking with Scorpion
*Scene: Scorpion & Kronika in the kitchen.
Kronika: Thank you for inviting me on your show.
Scorpion: Well Kronika, you "Tok the Tok", but can you "Wok the Wok"?
Kronika: You're out of Thyme! *Holds up empty spice jar.
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-Song Dynasty
*Pic of Tremor "He's up all night to get stoned."
*Pic of Shinnok or Quan Chi on bone hands throne. "He's up all night to get boned."
*pic of the Kombat Kids "They're up all night to kill Chucky. They're up all night to kill Chucky.
They're up all night to kill Chucky!"
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-Song Dynasty
*Scene: Gotham City, Earthrealm, Jokers Lair. On Halloween. Joker comes out wearing a dark towel over the top of his face, and a dark blanket for a cape.
Harley Quinn: Who're you sposeda be Mista J?
*Joker holds cape across face, face in elbow/superhero dab "I'm BATS!"
*Joker holds arms/cape out like wings, standing on 1 leg. "I'm BATS!"
*Joker points at Harley. "You KNOW IT!"
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-Song Dynasty
*Scene: Mileena & Baraka in the Living Forest.
Mileena: They took all the trees, put 'em in a tree museum.
Baraka: Actually dear, it's called an arbor eat em! *throws Mileena into tree's mouth.
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-Song Dynasty
*Scene: Johnny Cage holding a bunch of shopping bags for Cassie.
Johnny Cage: This sale is taking it's toll on me. She said "good buy" too many times this store!
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-Song Dynasty
*Scene: Shao Kahn & Quan Chi running from their assassin trios.
"All the girls crazy 'bout a "sharp" dressed man!"
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-Kove Name
*Scene: The Kove,
Liu Kang: Why'd they name this place "The Kove"?
Doesn't sound very exciting? Seems kinda bland, peaceful for Outworld..
Johnny Cage: I guess. It's not like they could call it... "Danger Bay"!
*Piano flutter, Johnny Cage driving Jeep across a Bridge.
Ka-Tra
Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
Those sound pretty good. It's too bad about your computer, and the old image site.
I remember people being against sprite comics back in the day, but I always enjoyed them.
FB: Trans4Materia Card Game I invented "Circling Vulture, Laughing Hyena"
True story, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine... EVERYBODY!
Thank you.
I don't remember people hating sprite comics. I remember criticism of mine because they were... unpolished.
I still see people around the net mentioning Bezou's Adventures of Spirit Liu, and quoting "JOHNNY BOUGHT A CAAAARRRR!!!!" as recent as a few weeks ago, and a few months back aswell.
Ka-Tra
Oh I remember hating them (not just yours Tetra, but ALL of them)
Maybe I just have a different sense of humor than most............... the only komics I might have enjoyed were if they were action/story focused and not weak-sauce jokes.
FB: Trans4Materia Card Game I invented "Circling Vulture, Laughing Hyena"
True story, it happened to a friend of a friend of mine... EVERYBODY!
I always wanted to do more action oriented stuff. I miss making fight sequences. I wish I had better writing skills, and could've focused more on finishing details instead of forgetting stuff.
Ka-Tra