Sektor seven personal log no. 42.266.82

Man we get blood splattered all over out helmets and armor during matches in shao kahns arena. aka the koloseum. And it gets on my computer too and leaves stains of blood. Its been a while now since he chained me to the posts cuz I pissed him off by tagging is earthrealm fortress. He had me near the crushing gears so I was covered with splattered blood. He kept me there for a whole month. Now that I took over his outerworld headquarters kicked him out and turned it into a sektor seven research facility. He is so mad he had me condemed me to be in his throne with him at the koloseum everytime he is at the games. So I am forced to be with him and watch the bloody battles. It would be a lot better if he wasnt so loud with his announcements. Now this is why I am talking about it cuz he said I sit with him at time like this until he decides to let me go or else... which probably not anytime soon. So now my fellow space pirates are wandering where I am all the time now. And when they saw me with kahn they were like WTF!?!. wondering why I was allowed to sit next to him and when I told them it was a punishment for booting him out of his stronghold they said that they told me that was it was a bad idea but nooooooo I wouldn't listen and now I am facing the consequences of my stupidity. So I told them to STFU!!!. Now they went and vandalized the koloseum arena elevator by affixing the sektor seven logo to it and kahn now is having them cover it with kombatants blood by slaughtering them in the arena themselves by their own hands. They are sickened by the bloody carnage to the point that they had to be coerced into to doing it after an hour passed. But the spektators are really happy to see it. However I got sick of it too so I got some work done on my computer before kahn got mad at me for not watching my people fight. Then kahn personaly escorted me to some elevator saying it leads to research lab hydra. So I got on it and scorpion was also on it and when I asked he said I don't know and then he asked me if I knew why the floor was a huge stinky puddle. That's when I realized the puddle smelled like blood and that this was the arena lift. So when the lift reached top I walked over to shao kahns throne and told him he somehow acedentaly took me to the wrong lift. But he said that it was no mistake and he did this on perpose and I told him this was not a funny prank. But he said that it was not a prank and he wanted me and scorpion to fight because I did not watch my friend fight. so needless to say I bearly won the fight so by the time I got out I was all torn up and died from blood loss and lack of certain organs the heart liver lungs intestanes and kidneys to be exact. So yeh I had to respawn but hey at least I died after the fight was officialy over this time cuz usualy I have to respawn one minute after he says FIGHT. Infact I only managed to win the first round by pushing him into the acid pit and the second by standing in front of the crushing gears and tripping him so he fell in when he charged at me.