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Torchia
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 •08/19/2013 01:43 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for smelling like a foot. Not feet, mind you. Just one foot.
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lordkirac
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God of War is Back!

 •08/19/2013 03:33 AM (UTC) •
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well Thank You! I always thought I smelled liked Mario's blue under shirt but thanks.
Banned for the reason of that guy who was that girls talking vibrator who got drunk and meet that dude who cut you off in traffic, brother asked me to.(He was on time to school because of you)
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Coltess
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 •08/19/2013 05:53 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for writing too much.
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DeathScepter
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Save a life; Kill a necromorph

 •08/23/2013 04:18 PM (UTC) •
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banned for not realizing that I am not a witch but I work for Cerberus. For Cerberus is for Humanity. And I am a ninja too.
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Torchia
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 •08/24/2013 01:06 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for... Wait, what the fuck did you just say?
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Zentile
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 •08/24/2013 03:14 AM (UTC) •
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Banned because it's hard to put a leash on a dog after you've put a crown on its head.
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Zentile
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 •08/24/2013 03:18 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for double posting.
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Detox
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You work with what you got...not what you hope for.

 •08/24/2013 05:50 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for banning yourself....and dressing up your dog...ewww.
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Coltess
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 •08/24/2013 06:48 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for nonpayment of debts
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Torchia
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 •08/24/2013 05:00 PM (UTC) •
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Banned for pooping on the doorstep.
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DeathScepter
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Save a life; Kill a necromorph

 •08/24/2013 06:44 PM (UTC) •
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banned for being easily confused and working with Aliens to take over MKO
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Coltess
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 •08/25/2013 02:35 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for speaking ill of the plan
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 •08/25/2013 04:04 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for going through with the plan.
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LordSkarlet
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 •08/25/2013 04:45 AM (UTC) •
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Banned because I'm bored lol
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DeathScepter
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Save a life; Kill a necromorph

 •08/28/2013 06:27 PM (UTC) •
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Banned for bored so very bored.
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Torchia
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 •08/28/2013 07:50 PM (UTC) •
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Banned for telling everybody about the aliens.
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legoslayer10
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 •08/29/2013 04:48 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for working with the aliens instead of the predators.
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Torchia
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 •08/29/2013 03:19 PM (UTC) •
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Banned for thinking there are Predators left, now that the aliens and I are through with them.
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •08/29/2013 05:07 PM (UTC) •
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Banned for forgetting about the last Predator that cloaked itself and is positioned to kill
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lordkirac
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 •08/29/2013 05:41 PM (UTC) •
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banned for forgetting the predator has a name.......Harold.
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Torchia
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 •08/29/2013 07:32 PM (UTC) •
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Banned for... OH JESUS, HAROLD, NO!

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DeathScepter
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Save a life; Kill a necromorph

 •08/29/2013 11:53 PM (UTC) •
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Banned Torchia for not being dead enough.


*pays Harold to give Torchia's body for further biotic research*


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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •08/29/2013 11:59 PM (UTC) •
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Banned because Harold can't be reasoned with, he won't stop until you're dead!
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Coltess
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 •08/30/2013 01:13 AM (UTC) •
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Banned for believing that there was a Harold. It was simply an optical illusion we planners perpetrated using a lantern, some string, a feather duster, and some Q-tips.
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Detox
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You work with what you got...not what you hope for.

 •08/30/2013 03:51 AM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:
Banned for believing that there was a Harold. It was simply an optical illusion we planners perpetrated using a lantern, some string, a feather duster, and some Q-tips.


Banned because macgyver could've done it with a rubber band and half eaten moon pie.
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